Interview With a Vampire

Do you like gay vampires, interviews, and blonde Tom Cruise? Then you’re in for a treat because for this episode we watched “Interview With A Vampire!”

Does this movie even qualify as sci-fi? Join us as we talk about Keanu Reeves’ greatest flop of a movie, Replicas! All of this movie’s budget went into trying to be Iron Man, Keanu is the dumbest smart guy you’ll meet, and Ed really really needs a raise!

For this episode of Pappi and the Pepper, we watched a true masterpiece of cinema, “Twister.” You better watch out because Bill Paxton is rubbing dirt and we’re about to Helen Hunt some tornadoes. There’s a naked corn man and Jonas’ dick comes out?! It’s a wild ride all around!

For this episode we watched the masterpiece that is Ghost Rider! This movie showcases Nicholas Cage at peak performance as Johnny Blaze, and a version of Blackheart that looks like a gotchic dweeb. Enjoy!

In this episode we’re going into bat country to bumble our way through the plot of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The fear you’ll feel is indescribable!

In this episode we discuss a bad movie about bad cops that do a bad thing™️, 16 Blocks! Bruce Willis is an alcoholic, Pappi is bad at video games, and what the hell is a Parish?

Are you sure you want to know? This episode is not for the faint of heart. We discuss Spider-Man and his poor health choices, love choices, and dad choices. And Willem Defoe is here with his horrible yellow eyes!

In this episode we discuss the steampunk extravaganza of the 90s, Wild Wild West! Also, how do they piss in Star Trek? Is Will Smith a bad actor? These questions just may be answered!

Hop on in a JohnnyCab and join us in the world of Total Recall! Cohagen is trash and Kuato is oily, but we’re loving this vacay to Mars!

We’re back baby! Starting off a new season of Pappi and the Pepper with murder, intrigue, and...agoraphobia? Make sure you close your blinds because we’re watching Woman in the Window!