Show 18--Online Dating Profile Rating

Brought to you by Match.com (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/match). If you are a guy and you look kind of young for your age, it's probably best to do what you can to come off more mature. The backpack picture and emphasis on being a full-time student probably won't help, though. And warning all the women out there about your mom DEFINITELY won't... Check out Click With Him for women (www.clickwithhim.com) and the newly-expanded Online Dating Domination for men (www.onlinedatingdomination.com).

Now brought to you by Match.com (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/match). It may seem like the profile of a 31-year-old woman...but is it really? Find out some possible earmarks of a fake profile as posted by man impersonating a woman online. Ultimately, however, this particular profile is a question mark...and not only because its authenticity is questionable. This goes WAY deeper. Check out Click With Him for women (www.clickwithhim.com) and Online Dating Domination for men (www.onlinedatingdomination.com).

Now brought to you by Match.com (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/match). Well, it's kind of hard to attract fantastic women when most of one's pictures show the back of one's head. And even harder with black shoes and white socks...in shorts. But all of that aside, here we have a guy who truly GETS IT insofar as writing a profile narrative goes. Learn all about why that is, and also discover Emily's brand-new Click With Him Program for women (www.clickwithhim.com), all on this majorly overdue episode of ODPR.

Now brought to you by Match.com (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/match). OK, now we've got a profile from the kind of guy who Emily admits she may have actually replied to an e-mail from back when she was online. Or at least until she noticed those two MAJOR, MAJOR gaffes that probably ruin his chances with 99% of the women out there. And, well...except for the subtle apologies for being a man. And, um, all those commas. Come to think about it, this is a solid case of being 'so close, yet so far away', huh?

Now brought to you by Match.com (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/match). You've got to portray masculinity in your online profile if you are a guy. The trick, however, is to make sure you also do it in a way that actually ATTRACTS women. This guy's profile is a classic case study on both how to do that and how NOT to do that. Find out how that can be possible in this episode.

Now brought to you by Match.com (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/match). Here we have the quintessential example of a 'comma chameleon'. She can be whatever you want her to be and has the exhaustive list of stuff in her profile to back it up. But is that really what it takes to separate oneself from the crowd? And are those who search 'Catholic' really going to be okay with the Shaman stuff and the tarot cards? Find out as we meet a lady who truly 'runs with the big dogs'.

Brought to you by EliteMate (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/elitemate). How bad can a username get, exactly? You're about to find out. And just for good measure, discover how an otherwise very masculine man can completely lose everything he's worked so hard for all profile long...in three simple words.

Now brought to you by EliteMate (www.deservewhatyouwant.com/elitemate). On this show we meet a woman with high standards for the guy she wants to meet. That's great, but she's going to have to give that guy more information about herself than what her 'laundry list' looks like.

Here we have a profile that specializes in mixed-messages. The guy with a Jeep and a leather jacket likes to go shoe shopping. He's ambitious and confident...but wants to make sure it's okay with you to be friends. Scot and Emily tighten up the loose meanings.

OK, get your 'fire suit' on for this one because the going gets pretty rough. What happens when a man goes out of his way (or so it seems) to appear as deeply involved in the homosexual sub-culture as humanly possible? Not a whole lot...if he's really looking for women online as his profile states. And simply showing off that he has been somewhere cool like the Taj Mahal isn't going to redeem this one, either.