s2 ep23 - written in spongebob chat

we're celebrating summer!! i guess!! this week we're watching luke be the definition of a narc, peyton coming to terms with double mommies and abandonment, haley is trying and failing to talk to nate, dan is not-so-subtly interrogating everyone who hates him in his life, and brooke is enjoying the semi-single life... with lifeguards? yea sure. oh yea also andy is gone, halle looo jah our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

we're back with the start of season three!!! in this episode, peyton is cursed with the knowledge of her previously-unknown adoption, nate learns lessons from unnamed teammates at high flyers, brooke and nate do the full what-are-we dance, haley ruins the legal process through the power of love, and dan thinks of every possible allusion to fire that can come up in not-so-natural conversation.  our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

IT'S TIME TO WRAP UP SEASON TWO with our post-season aftershow, featuring the 2025 Clitty Awards! we pick from our favorite moments, songs, and quotes from season 2, then explore Peyton's Band Bracket to see which band we should book at tric in 2005. thanks for coming on this journey with us, and we'll see you in the new year when we start season 3. our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

And now, a FINALE! brooke is coming to terms with leaving tree hill (again), peyton is being followed around by laura palmer, nate is deciding whether to go to high flyers (again), karen is panicking over suddenly-missing-andy, deb is taking important naps, and luke is confronting dan, who is pissing off literally as many people as he can. ENJOY   our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

this week, we are having ticklefights and ripping open our ouchies by accident as nate recovers stoically on the court, luke and brooke go on a little road trip to visit haley's pity pit, mouth gets a gf and gets dumber, dan's office windows can't stop breaking, andy invites karen to new zealand maybe-forever, and of course, peyton is CRYING, all to the tunes of jimmy eat world!   our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

LETS GO TO THE MOVIES! this week we're watching luke and brooke JUST BE FRIENDS, dan attempt to mastermind his way into having emotions, nate coming to terms with accepting help from others, peyton suffering from hewon'tletmeseehim tendencies, and we watch some car crash videos with the whole gang!   our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

hey folks! our personal lives continued to be mean to us, and we couldn't record anything. but! today we have a fun little shorter episode for you, if you've ever desired to hear about our thoughts on Grease 2, true crime, mark wahlberg, our time in college, or juicy queer camp counselor gossip.  our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

WE'RE HERE! in the alternate universe where dan marries karen instead of deb! which is apparently heaven for nate, who remember, is undergoing surgery while this alternate universe episode happens. we explore such alternate topics as "what if deb was a hot single mom who ran a dive bar" "is keith still hot when hes a suit-wearing used car salesman" and "how pathetic can we make dan, as an assistant coach under whitey"? also luke is a golden boy jerk with an interesting villain laugh, peyton has an annoying nickname and a deflated sense of self respect, and brooke is still a sex object for the male viewer! don't worry boys, this show is from 2005, it's still plenty weird! our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE! we're driving angry with luke and nate's uncle cooper, a normal and mature uncle; brooke is chillin out saving the girlies in her safe ride car, while peyton stews in downer debbie mode; deb is EXPOSED by the medical establishment while dan experiences karma; and finally, andy gets in trouble with his employer for uhhhhhh obviously dating a student our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast

THIS WEEK ON ONE QUEER HILL we're putting on cowboy hats and solving mysteries in this weird filler mishmash of an episode. luke plays sherlock badly, nate goes to visit the SWINGIN DONKEH, peyton is There for jake's ongoing custody battle, brooke learns what being grounded means, and whitey is the actual international man of mystery!  our email: [email protected] for other locations, check out our linktree: https://linktr.ee/onequeerhillpodcast