Ep 499 Bitter Luck by J Aster

Here is chapter 1 of "Cagefighting Nuns in Tanks" a 9-chapter novella.  You can get the rest of this story by supporting the AudioThrust patreon campaign. Written by Nobilis Reed, narrated by Vivienne Ferrari, audio produced by Peter Elfman.  

AudioThrust is go! We are proud to present "Rockets, Rapiers and Romance" Written by Nobilis Reed, narrated by Vivienne Ferrari, audio produced by Peter Elfman. For the full AudioThrust experience, support the patreon campaign.    

Welcome listeners!  Soon it will be time for this podcast to come out of its chrysalis, transformed into a glorious new form. Here is what is going to happen: 1> The format is changing. Instead of focusing on short stories, I'll be presenting short stories, novellas, and perhaps even novels. They will be written by me, and they will come out when they come out.  Working to a deadline was stressful and I need to reduce the stress in my life.  You'll receive a bunch of episodes, and then a hiatus while I write the next season. The podcast will be closed to submissions for the foreseeable future. 2> The focus is changing. For most of the content,  you'll need to be a supporter of the Patreon campaign.  On the free, public podcast, you'll get teaser chapters and short stories. The one dollar level of the podcast will get short stories and first chapters, and access to the Nobilis Erotica archives.  The three dollar level will also get full novellas and novels.  The five dollar level will also get bonus material such as narration bloopers and reactions. 3> The branding is changing.  The podcast and patreon campaign will now be "Nobilis Reed Presents: Audiothrust" or just "Audiothrust."  The change will be automatic; you don't need to subscribe to a new feed and you don't need to follow a new Patreon campaign. I'm transforming the existing ones. 4> The team is changing. I'm enlisting the marvelous Vivienne Ferrari as my go-to narrator, and I've got an audio editor and sound designer to handle the editing gruntwork. They are my co-equal partners in this new venture.   With the current plan, Audiothrust will be emerging and spreading its wings in the first quarter of 2025.    Happy New Year!

This month's patron-funded story is Personalize your Netherparts by Cecilia Tan.  It's narrated by the author. ANNOUNCEMENT: As of today, the Nobilis Erotica podcast is going on hiatus. The patreon campaign is paused, the call for submissions is closed, and there will be no stories posted. Stay subscribed to the podcast feed, however. As I pursue new projects, I'll announce them here, and you won't want to miss it. If you enjoy this podcast, you're going to enjoy the things I've got coming up. And if things go well, we'll be seeing more stories again.  Thank you all for the fabulous ride we've been on.  Stay with me to see what the next ride looks like!  

This month's patron-funded story is Bitter Luck by J Aster.  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed. Pick up Monster Whisperer, Second Class    

This month's patron-funded story is The Face of Venus by Nolan Vancey.  It's narrated by Nobilis reed. Pick up Monster Whisperer, Second Class For an ad-free version of this podcast, support the patreon campaign.  

This month's patron-funded story is Time by PM Amaras and Paul Driggere.  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed. For an ad-free version of this podcast, support the patreon campaign. Pick up Monster Whisperer, Second Class  

This month's patron-funded story is "A Merman Walks Into a Bar" by Dannye Chase.  It's narrated by Nobilis Reed.  Pick up Monster Whisperer, Second Class  For an ad-free version of this podcast, support the patreon campaign.  

This month's patron-funded story is The Haunted Vagina by Matthew Barron.  It's narrated by Bliss Morgan. For an ad-free version of this podcast, support the patreon campaign. Pick up Monster Whisperer, Second Class  

This episode is "The Princess and the Penis" by Linn Thomas, narrated by The Belching Cow.  World Naked Gardening Day For an ad-free version of this podcast, support the patreon campaign. Pick up Monster Whisperer, Second Class Once upon a time, not all that long ago and in a land not that far away, lived a delightful princess. All who met her, both men and women immediately fell in love. Sometimes individuals became infatuated with the princess because of her delightful wit, her kind words or crystal laugh. Others found themselves seduced by her keen intellect, sharp insights and wide knowledge. And of course, she was beautiful. Long luxurious hair, soft clear skin combined with a luscious body. Whether the visitor fell in love with her charm, her intellect, or her body, in all cases, her presence stiffened any man's cock and made any woman's pussy wet.