Episode 9: Money

IV. MINIMUM CONTRACTUAL REQUIREMENTS (a) The above named parties will participate (enthusiastically) in the completion of no less than 10 (ten) episodes of full length. Failure to comply will/may result in financial and/or corporeal punishment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What was supposed to be a focused and purposeful look at money and the inventions, companies and methods of procurement, turns into a good ole fashioned beat down. Rory is a child. Mr. Johnson is a man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Uncovering the truth about some of the most widely held (and false) notions of Thanksgiving, Rory and Mr. Johnson return to the days of the Pilgrims. Ephraim Zumpf is still at the studio so yeah, he's there too. It's kind of sad really. If you knew him when he was younger... Anyway, Rory actually shows up for work so I guess he gets a gold star or some shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rory can't be bothered to show up for work this week so Mr. Johnson enlists an old friend who is an expert in the field of religion. Together the old friends walk memory lane and check in on The Last Supper. (Probably the best episode ever, as it contains 100% less Rory.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rory and Mr. Johnson find themselves in a strange place when an attempt to dive deep into the old American West goes unsettlingly awry. WARNING! This episode contains Hitler and what appears to be the sounds of beastiality. (Though not together, obviously. Well, not "obviously". Who are we to say what kind of shit that guy got up to? Anyway, you have been warned and have thus waived any rights of protection.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rory and Mr. Johnson have a rare moment of synchronicity when they discover they both have great interest in the Great Pyramids and their construction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rory and Mr. Johnson are blown away by the audience communication. Letters of praise and clarification help the show expose even more dark corners of History. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rory and Mr. Johnson attempt to keep the needle in one place again. This time... in Outer Space... in History... thanks to Science! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In Episode 2 Rory and Mr. Johnson embark on an episode long "deep dive" into the dust bowl. The "Time Machine" is honed in on one family in particular during the demise of the farm culture on the great plains. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the very first episode of Mr. Johnson's Time Machine, Mr. Johnson demonstrates his invention by taking the listener to The Gettysburg Address, The Palace of Versailles only days before the French Revolution and Stonehenge under construction. *Be cautioned that this episode begins with an alternate title. Rest assured, the current title is the permanent title. Also, this episode contains sounds of firearms and personal massagers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices