Episode 33 - War Math

We pranked you and missed spooky season - GOTCHA! Vanessa tries very hard to carbon date reincarnation while Claire makes bothes demons and Scandinavians massively uncomfortable. Plus, I played it totally cool about missing the October episode so don't worry, Vanessa, they definitely bought it. Episode Drink - Sour Cherry Negroni Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Lilsa - The Wahhhr Anonymous - Mr. Rand Anonymous - Mr. Peterson Anonymous - Peaceful, Gingerly Demeanor  

We're BACK just in time for spooky season, and boy, are we ready to disappoint! Claire wreaks havoc while Vanessa offer very little science, and there's a lot we probably should have cut but THAT'S SHOWBIZ, BABY! Plus, Vanessa's toes. Episode Drink - Spring Spice Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Anonymous - Lonely Boy Danielle - Twin Towers Anonymous - Big Guys Claire - Dad AF

Welcome to mOminous! Claire and Vanessa are ready for anything but give up on science about halfway through this one. There's a lot of talk about butts. Plus, ghost robbers! Episode Drink - Spring Spice Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Jodi - Grandma Mickey Krystle - Grampa George Tambra - Papa Steve Other Claire('s friend) - The Ballad of Butterbutt

Claire and Vanessa adopt a new hero and discuss the mechanics of paranormal potty habits. Vanessa gets deep into science while Claire gets deep into a High Noon. Plus, what's Rak Reiki! Really, what is it? Episode Drink - Rob Roy Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Danielle - Absolutely No Hotboxing Mary Beth - The Phroger Jamie Lee - Rat Ghost Anonymous - My Little Old Man

Claire and Vanessa greatly - GREATLY - improve science and come to a healthy, happy compromise before Vanessa ruins it again with her stupid facts. Plus, f*cking Teddy. We hate Teddy. Episode Drink - Naked & Famous Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Sara - So Much Greatness Brianna - Brothers Be Like Claire (not Berrios) - Big John > Teddy Claire (not Berrios) - Special Friend  

Claire and Vanessa have their very first guest, former haunted child/possibly current haunted adult David Warner! Hear all about David's tales beyond the veil and more you didn't need to know about night terrors! Plus, bonus childhood trauma! Episode Drink - The Ginger Rogers

Vanessa keeps it classy and scientific while Claire takes yet another stab at an English accent, which is, sadly enough, an improvment on previous attempts. Plus, Vanessa's childhood trauma! Episode Drink - The Creamy Martini Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Amanda - Sleeped-Walked Leigh - He's Watching Us, Mummy Claudia - The Other Daddy Mike - Stupid Eagles Fans

Claire and Vanessa are wrong about everything, including people's names and common phrases, but let the record show that Vanessa is wronger. Plus, Dan's back! And also wrong! Episode drink - the Apple-Cran & Guildenstern Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Amy - Dark and Squishy Dee - Take Two Arelys - Parents in the Woods Ali - GoBsmacked

Claire and Vanessa rely heavily on other people's cleverness while discussing past families and whether we all want to do this shit again the next life. Plus, Dan! Episode drink - Spectre Daiquiri Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Ahimsa - My Five Kids Sherrie - My Husband Ruth - My Chemical Romance

We're back from holiday break and ready to make everyone uncomfortable! Vanessa shares valuable insight as a full fledged PHD, and Claire pays attention sometimes. Plus, dangly earrings! Creepy stories for this episode submitted by: Chris - Bad Boys Alana - Camo Friend Kara - The Red Man