Starship Troopers (1997)

Oh boy, this one was rough to get through... This month we're reviewing the severely underfunded adaptation of the TTRPG Dungeons & Dragons, and asking some very important questions - How did they get Jeremy Irons to do this? Why did you do this movie, Jeremy Irons? Who hurt you?_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Do you love romcoms featuring morally-bankrupt, privileged white people deceiving each other? Then you'll love this month's episode!Get in the mood for Valentine's Day by watching Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson play garbage human beings and wondering why the hell Kathryn Hahn, Bebe Neuwirth, Thomas Lennon and Adam Goldberg don't have bigger roles._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! Well if you join the Mobile Infantry, probably not. This month we review the Paul Verhoeven sci-fi satire Starship Troopers.With an authentically Argentinian cast including Casper van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Neil Patrick Harris, Clancy Brown, Jake Busey and Michael Ironside, you will definitely like to know more._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

This holiday season we're reviewing another Christmas movie with horrific existential implications, Disney's classic The Santa ClauseStarring Tim Allen, it's the story about a terrible father who inherits a curse to appease the capricious whims of his bloodthirsty son. Seriously. Have a listen to find out more!_________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

It's morphin' time! This episode we go back to the beloved teens with attitude and their trusty robots vs. monsters show from the early 90s. The episodes we review have it all - bad dubbing, beetus bowls and chunky chickens. Seriously, to call this show campy would be an insult to camp._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Sisters!! In honor of Halloween and unnecessary sequels 30 years after the original, we're reviewing the Millennial nostalgia-bait Hocus Pocus.Starring Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy, this is one movie only a brainwashed child could love._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does whatever a Spider-Man can!That's right, this episode we're taking a look the original Marvel juggernaut movie about your friendly neighborhood Arachnid-Person. Starring Toby Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco and J.K. Simmons, this movie showed an entire generation of moviegoers the amazing things the could do if they happen to get snacked on by a genetically-modified spider._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to our review of the original Mission: Impossible movie. Adapted from the classic TV series, its theme song slaps harder than a disgruntled Oscars guest.Starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Emilio Estevez and Vanessa Redgrave and directed by Brian de Palma, this movie has more mask reveals than you can shake a piece of exploding gum at._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

It's the anti-fairytale that kicked off a cultural juggernaut: Shrek starring Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Prepare for adventure as Nick guides you from the eyeball-filled swamp, to the pleasantly-oppressive Duloc...and beyond! Along the way, Jules stands firmly for the plight of marginalized, bullied, and displaced fantasy creatures everywhere. Meanwhile, Jon relates a little too well with the oppressors._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter

This episode we're diving down into the Deep Blue Sea. The sharks can cure Alzheimer's. Samuel L. Jackson is awesome as always. Thomas Jane is secretly Aquaman. And LL Cool J has the best pet bird in film history._________________Like us on FacebookFollow us on InstagramFollow us on Twitter