Balls All the Way

Daniel must once again suckle at the teat of Lactalis, while Brian extracts balls from a can. At least one fact will be definitively proven in this episode. It's OAK Nutri-Grain Choc Malt vs. Inotea Banana Bubble Tea!

Move aside, milk question. It's time for the fish question. Tuna in to hear the primary philosophical debate of the modern age. Oh, and also we witness a historic showdown between Dunkin Donuts Thin Mints and Oak Nutri-Grain! 

Every new bottle of milk is a question, and today’s question is: Will this milk make me sick? Daniel’s drinking an Australian classic made by a Swiss milk conglomerate, and Brian’s drinking a chocolate milk from a town named after a post office in Tennessee. Tune in now to find out which of these milks has gone bad. It’s premixed Milo vs. Pure Eire Dairy Chocolate!

Alright, stop! These longtime collaborators have turned on each other and are dueling it out for supremacy in the fruit flavored milk arena. Listen now to find out which is milk of the day. It's Nippy's Iced Banana vs. Twin Brook Strawberry

Introducing the last-ever episode of our new podcast Tea'n It Up! A Flavored Tea Review Podcast. In this one, Brian and Daniel drink milk teas to varying degrees of success. But which one will take home Tea of the Day (and Tea of the Pod)? Tune in to find out! It's Pop & Bottle Golden Chai Almond Latte vs. Ocean Bomb Milk Tea

Brian's eaten cherries before, and he's pretty sure they had a flavor. Daniel succumbs to the succulent seduction of the Oak Foundatio— Corporation. Which milk will be milk of the day? It's Oak Choc Peanut Butter vs. Private Selection Cherry Cordial.

Things get interdimensionally humid on this one. Our rotolactor's swapped places with one from an alternate universe, and the milks it picks for us are really quite something. Brian's milk is super thicc, and Daniel's milk is a ripper (a Duke Nukem ripper). Which milk will be crowned Milk of the Day? Tune in to find out! It's Private Selection Sea Salt Caramel vs. Sipahh Flavor Straws. 

It's indescribable. 

Daniel drinks a solid milk out of a can, while Brian drinks British banana powder. Which will be milk of the day? Tune in to find out! It's Madam Hong Grass Jelly Milk Tea vs. Nesquik Banana Powder

Daniel demanded we name the episode this. I can't explain why. Hopefully if you listen closely you'll figure it out. Fairlife Yup Strawberry vs. Ice Break Bundaberg Rum Spiced.