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We are finally saying goodbye to the podcast. We have been doing this since 2018! Made so many awesome friends along the way and had so much fun. But now its time we call it a day. We started with a microphone on a bedside table in our bedroom and ended up in a full studio, its been a long and arduous journey. We want to say thank you to everyone who made this possible. The community will continue! Every monkey worth their salt will still be on the front lines learning Mandarin. We love you all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So this is it. The final mailbag episode. It was fun while it lasted. If you have any interesting stories or emails, email them in to:[email protected] and we will read them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We started planning a simple trip to Lapland…and somehow ended up booking reindeer rides, elf school, glass igloos, and possibly bankruptcy.In this episode, we talk (and argue) through planning a family trip to Lapland, what we actually want to do vs what we can afford, and how quickly “just a few activities” turns into chaos.Along the way, you’ll hear natural Mandarin and English conversation, real-life vocab, and how we actually think through decisions as a bilingual couple.Also in this episode:– Should podcasts feel like a conversation or a show?– Why talking to the audience vs each other changes everything– Christmas in Lapland… is anything even open?– The reality of planning travel with kids– Wholesome news (with Mandarin vocab you can actually use)If you’re learning Mandarin, this is how it really sounds in real life. No scripts. No slow talk. Just conversation.Key Mandarin you’ll hear:– 募款活動 (fundraising activity)– 太陽能板 (solar panels)– 星星 / 天文學家 (stars / astronomers)If you’ve ever been to Lapland, drop a comment.Tell us what’s actually worth doing… and what’s a waste of money.—Listen, learn, and just enjoy the chaos.New episodes every week.Follow for more real Mandarin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Mandarin Monkey Podcast Episode 456.This one’s a proper listener mailbag episode.We read your emails and end up talking about all sorts: learning Mandarin on a tractor in rural Iowa, a workplace misunderstanding about saving face, the chaos of Taiwan Ghost Month, whether the third tone is designed to ruin lives, typing Chinese on a Mac, and one very wholesome story about using Mandarin to ask for a father’s blessing.As usual, Tom speaks English, Ula speaks Mandarin, and somewhere in the middle we all try to make sense of life, language, and cultural confusion.In this episode:real stories from Mandarin Monkey listeners around the worldTaiwan Ghost Month taboos and superstitionssaving face in Chinese and Taiwanese culturelearning Mandarin through real conversationMandarin tones, typing Chinese, and bilingual family lifewhy this community is a lot bigger than either of us expectedIf you're learning Mandarin Chinese, interested in Taiwanese culture, or just enjoy chaotic bilingual conversations, you’re in the right place.Send us your stories, questions, wins, disasters, cultural confusion, and Mandarin struggles. We need more for future mailbags.Write in and be part of the next episode.#LearnMandarin #MandarinChinese #TaiwanCulture #ChineseListeningPractice #BilingualPodcast #MandarinMonkey #LearnChinese #GhostMonth #SavingFace #Taiwan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode of the Mandarin Monkey Podcast takes a strange turn.We somehow ended up playing a “tiny acting” game we found online… which is great for YouTube and absolutely terrible for podcast listeners.Expect awkward silence, ridiculous acting challenges, and one very questionable scenario involving a dog in a waiting room.Along the way we also talk about: • why words start to feel strange when you repeat them too much • life stress after moving countries • how comments about your voice can stick with you for years • why sometimes the best thing you can do is just laugh and relaxIf you enjoy learning Mandarin through real conversations, chaos, and the occasional terrible idea… welcome to Mandarin Monkey.Listen to the full podcast and learn Chinese with us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you really learn Mandarin while doing the dishes? What about while running, driving, or just surviving family life on broken sleep?In this Mandarin Monkey mailbag episode, we dive into real listener stories and questions about learning Chinese in the middle of normal life. From passive listening and bilingual parenting to sleep deprivation, kids climbing into bed sideways, and the never-ending mystery of 了, this one goes everywhere.In this episode:learning Mandarin while doing the disheswhy some people understand more while running than studyinga 58-year-old dad starting Mandarin in retirementraising bilingual children outside Taiwan and Chinawhether natural input is enough for kidswhy 了 still confuses everyonesleep, parenting, and recovering from SwitzerlandIf you're learning Mandarin and trying to make it fit around work, family, or everyday chaos, this episode is for you.Tell us in the comments:Where do you listen to Mandarin Monkey?Doing the dishes? Driving? Walking? Hiding from your children for five minutes?Mandarin Monkey is a bilingual Mandarin Chinese and English podcast designed to help you improve your listening through real conversation, humour, and everyday life.#LearnMandarin #MandarinChinese #ChineseListeningPractice #BilingualPodcast #LanguageLearning #MandarinMonkey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We just spent 36 hours in Zurich, Switzerland filming an event at the FIFA Museum… and somehow turned it into a mini travel adventure.In this episode we talk about:• flying to Switzerland with camera gear • our first taste of real Swiss chocolate • accidentally spending £50 on chocolate • riding electric scooters around Zurich • trying kangaroo steak in an Australian restaurant • discovering how expensive Switzerland really is • meeting our Uber driver with a powerful story about Iran • exploring Lake Zurich early in the morningIt was a very short trip, but Zurich turned out to be one of the most beautiful and peaceful cities we've visited.This episode is also great for Mandarin learners, as Ula shares thoughts and stories in Mandarin while we talk about the experience in English.If you've ever been to Switzerland, tell us your favourite place! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We just recorded 40 minutes of podcast… and realised we never pressed record.So here we are doing it again.In this episode we talk about:• Our first corporate filming job in London• Why we're suddenly flying to Zurich next week• The launch of our new gaming channel Monkey Plays• Whether language exchange apps actually work• Why Pleco is amazing (but not perfect)• Why people in Taiwan don’t really say 你好吗• And how to actually use podcasts to improve your MandarinPlus we answer your emails about:Using Mandarin podcasts for learningCantonese vs Mandarin situationsLanguage exchange apps like TandemStudy methods and common mistakes learners makeIf you want to send us a question for a future mailbag episode, email [email protected] PlaysOur new gaming channel where you can learn Mandarin while watching games:RaftOvercooked 2Peak(and more coming)https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxuNENWdUdcvRMuMiADUFmQFull playthroughs and interactive vocab games are available on Patreon.patreon.com/monkeyplaysgamesMandarin Monkey LinksPodcast: https://mandarinmonkey.comLessons: https://mandarinmonkey.com/lessonsPatreon: https://patreon.com/mandarinmonkey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s mailbag episode is… painful.• A freelance translator loses a business contract because he didn’t understand 面子 (miànzi). • Someone tries to compliment their manager… and accidentally calls him a bastard. • Another listener’s Chinese name sounds dangerously close to “horse sh*t.”We talk about cultural competence in business Mandarin, tone disasters, gaming as a language-learning method, and why choosing a Chinese name is more serious than you think.If you’ve ever made a language mistake that keeps you awake at night, this one’s for you.Don’t lose confidence. Just don’t translate “losing face” word for word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 450 is here! 🎉In this fun and chaotic bilingual episode, we chat about life getting back to normal after the holidays, the challenges of new projects, and a possible Mandarin retreat idea… before things take a very British turn 😅We dive into one tiny English word — “piss” — and explore the MANY ways British people actually use it in real life. If you’ve ever been confused by British slang, this episode is for you.This podcast is spoken in both Mandarin and English, making it perfect for learners who want natural, real-world listening practice.What you’ll hear in this episode:Real couple conversation in Mandarin + EnglishBritish slang explained in contextCultural differences in language useRelaxed, natural listening practiceWhether you're a beginner or advanced learner, come hang out and improve your Mandarin the natural way.📩 Got a story to share? Email us: [email protected]🎓 Want to learn with us? Try a free trial lesson! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.