298 - Chelsea Dagger

Why did we decide on doing another fucking Red Hot Chili Peppers song? Because when Blake from Up To Par requests, you listen! So here we are discussing Snow ((Hey Oh)) whether we like it or not. And boy oh boy is this one a doozy. Enjoy what may very well be the last RHCP song we ever do.Special Guest: Blake Jefferson.

Seth and Marc invite Jamie back to shake off the Alice Cooper vibes with the sad tale that is Copacabana by Barry Manilow. Just a quick fun one for the people who have only ever listened to the chorus.Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

The guys round out the SpoOoOOOoOKY month of Octooper with special guest Jamie and discussing the strange lyrics to Billion Dollar Babies. Vincent Furnier has gone on record many times saying that this song is about the dangers of overindulgence... but we all hear something a little more fucked up. Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

Octooper continues with the Alice Cooper (band) single Muscle Of Love! A coming (cumming?) of age story about a boy who is suddenly horny and desperately needs to jerk off in the bathroom. Why is an adult Alice Cooper talking about this? We're not entirely sure.

The guys continue on with Octooper and invite Joe back to reap what he has sown by talking about Alice Cooper's comeback hit Poison. There are hot takes abound including one which Marc thinks is an incredible reveal but was apparently obvious all along.Special Guest: Joe Lachut.

If you smell something foul in the air, don't fret... it's just the beginning of Octooper! Seth and Marc invite Joe in to talk about the Alice Cooper schlock rock cover of Feed My Frankenstein. With enough double entendres to make KISS blush, we get an openly horny Alice whose libido apparently deserves its own personage.Special Guest: Joe Lachut.

Seth and Marc get a good start with the 300s by inviting Crissy back to talk about another touchy tune... Fancy as covered by Reba McEntire. Is there something else Fancy or her mom could've done given the circumstances? Did Fancy do the right thing? Does anyone even care?Special Guest: Crissy DeNoto.

EPISODE 300! We did it. And to celebrate, we have some big news AND a great guest! We welcome Chris Brewer from SkilletBrew Productions to talk about Real World by Matchbox 20 which is an absolute dog's breakfast especially with regards to lyrics. Special Guest: Chris Brewer.

The guys invite Jamie and Kristin in to the Dick Castle to discuss the Ying Yang Twins banger Salt Shaker. There is no conspiracy theory here... no deeper meaning. Just some good, ol' fashioned stupid lyrics about treating women like objects.Special Guests: Jamie Carmichael and Kristin Herman.

Seth and Marc discuss the song that has become a sports anthem: Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis. But do these sportos know what the song they're chanting is about?