Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Christmas presents  15:00 George (Petes nephew) and the antique shop  25:43 Luke has fallen in love with Martha Stewart  32:44 The Fantasy part 1 + Inception, A.I and road rage  39:03 The Fantasy part 2 48:40 Women and filters + Dating app statistics  1:01:48 Dilemma: Ain't toe stopping us now Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + If you could have any present? 4:28 Petes depressed  9:18 Do you not want to look after your woman? 12:22 Thank you guys  13:32 A Good philosophy for life + Pete live in the Amazon Jungle  20:35 Petes blaming the algorithm again🙄 23:25 Lilly Phillips and “The 100 Men”  31:33 Christmas games  1:03:07 Game of charades  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird? Patreon EP88 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + CEO Assassin 5:24 women like a man with a big d*ck 8:24 CEO Assassin Pt2 11:32 Good looking men cant be creepy 17:06 Would you except flirtation from a young woman? 19:20 CEO Assassin Pt3 22:30 Americans believe in ghosts  29:48 Watching a film with your partner 33:43 Scientist can now read dreams  42:59 Dating a girl who been with all your friends  59:20 “Question of the week” 1:06:41 Dilemma  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + President Biden pardons son for crimes 9:21 when your dads a teacher  14:57 Pete attacks Tulisa  24:32 “Missed connections” 27:58 What’s the longest you’ve tried with a woman? 32:40 Teletubbies debate  37:29 1 in 4 will remain single for their entire life  40:14 Being judgemental on looks 43:43 The rules on divorce need to be changed  1:00:35 Dilemma: hidden stash of blue pills  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + The missing chocolates  14:33 Connor McGregor  33:10 Your wife is worth 500 Million and she cheats, you staying? 44:13 If you were allowed to sleep with other women, would you? 54:17 Woman throws away 569 million bitcoin fortune  56:05”Dee has done nothing wrong” 59:38 Dilemma: Accidentally showed my boyfriends friend nudes  1:11:40 Dilemma: My daughter is white but she wants to be black  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul 5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer  9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old  20:27 What makes a good liar? 32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist? 36:48 “Winter Penis” 38:16 Washing before meeting a woman  45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave? 52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum 55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly  13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn  24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man? 26:30 Mistakes you never recover from  34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress  38:15 flatmates from hell  42:04 Signs of love  48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating  51:40 Sleeping with my trainer  1:08:11 This is a crime  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken  4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men 14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman 17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling  23:46 Flirting  38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments? 53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs  1:15:56 Credits  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + F*ck you Jack  Personality test  result same as my son Pete in road rage once again Pete has a problem in the park Incident in the hair shop  One time when racism worked in my favour  Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians  Worst gift you’ve ever  received? + African names  British P*nis sizes are getting larger  Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices