The worst day of work ever - "I was covered in human s***"

There's been another festive Dyers Diary clash so it’s just Eggs and Little Dan keeping you entertained and hearing your dilemmas.This week, we hear more of your s**t stories and a tale of an Xmas dinner gone wrong - with a bout of Crimbo food poisoning being served up instead of turkey.Want to get involved? Send your emails to [email protected].

Today on Live and Let Dyers Mummy is back in the hot seat. We hear tales of Eggs adventures to Canning Town and the tumble dyer spits out POETRY.

It’s the usual blend of uplifting, silly and surprisingly heartfelt messages—complete with some deeply thoughtful reflections on the harsh reality of being released from football teams.

This week’s episode takes an unexpected turn… Juan’s a no-show! And sure, we could have cancelled — but here at Live and Let Dyers, we’re nothing if not solutions-oriented. With the cameras rolling and the mics primed, it would’ve been criminal not to record something.So, in a glorious twist of fate, Egg steps up for their surprise debut as co-host. Chaos, chatter, and classic Dyer energy ensue.

There's been a Dyers Diary clash of epic proportions so it’s just Eggs and Little Dan holding down the fort and tackling your messages.This week, we’ve got an unbelievable poo story — genuinely one of the best we’ve ever had — plus a heartfelt dilemma from a listener struggling with living away from her army husband.Want to get involved? Send your emails to [email protected].

It’s a festive(ish) chaos special this week as Big Dan kicks things off with an unexpected musical number from The Police . With Jo off Christmas shopping in London, the Dyers dive straight into why Big Dan just isn’t feeling the festive spirit this year. He reminisces about plans to escape a UK Christmas — the old Maldives getaway, the New York trip that never happened — and explains how, after 40-odd Christmases, the sparkle dims a bit.There’s Wicked chat, of course, plus a wild tangent about how Dani’s driver ended up chauffeuring Ariana Grande, leading to a story about Ariana’s brush with a nutty fan and what Dan would do to protect her. We also celebrate Big Dan’s mum’s birthday.We catch up on the TikTok Awards hosted by Little Dani, the Rolling Stone Awards Big Dan was about to host, an Alien Update, Big Dan’s milk-and-Skips etiquette, some questionable cooking advice, and of course — a bit of Strictly to round things off.

This week on Dyer Straits, we kick things off with an update from returning emailer Rod — and good news! He’s finally told his girlfriend about the mistress who once locked him in a chastity cage. Even better? His girlfriend’s now taken over the role. Growth comes in many forms.Next up, an excruciatingly awkward Bluetooth disaster from a listener on holiday with friends — the sort of story that makes you want to disappear into the nearest sun lounger.And to round things off, we dive into a thoughtful advice question about clashing parenting styles: strict vs relaxed, and what to do when a relationship hits a parenting fault line.A perfect blend of chaos, cringe, and proper heart — classic Dyer Straits.

This week on The Dyers, chaos strikes early as Juanita takes an unexpected tumble — straight into a pothole. Yes, really. One minute she’s strolling, the next she’s wedged in the pavement and being heroically hoisted out by the local barbers. Cue Dani and Dan absolutely losing it.We also catch up on Dani and Sunny’s magical trip to Wicked, complete with their pink-and-green coordinated outfits. They even spotted Ariana Grande (from afar).And finally, we dive into Dani’s possible next venture: a Dani Dyer cookbook, after a very enthusiastic nudge from Eggs. Recipes? Chaos? Both? Almost certainly.Another week, another round of unexpected drama, mum-life glamour, and Dyer family nonsense. Tune in!

On this episode of Dyer Straights the Dyers settle the debate of letting a close friend date your own sister and discuss more of your dilemmas.If you have a problem that the Dyers could help you with, embarrassing stories or you'd like to just get in touch, please send a message to Danny and Dani to [email protected] and follow the podcast on socials @DyersPod

This week on the Dyers Danny is back from Bristol and we hear some shocking confessions from him about life on the open road, be warned give Reading services bathrooms a miss. Plus Dani gets to go see her icon Ariana Grande at the Premier of Wicked!