Heaven is Bootylicious: Another Divination Experiment (PATREON)

This is a clip of our lateset PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode- if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes and BTS goodies head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD CLUB!  Hello Weirdos, Beardos, Teardos AND Feardos and welcome to BIBLIOMANCY TELEPHONE!! Myself, Lauren, Amy and Leah got together earlier this week to speak to the dead and boy did they have some interesting things to say. We got scary answers, we got funny answers, we even got answers that filled us with love and light. And yeah, we got some answers that didn't make any fucking sense but SUCH IS THE WAY with divination. Maybe it will make sense in the future? Only time will tell.

Hello Weirdos and happy Spooky Season!!  This is a VERY special episode for me because I got to have MY SISTER JAMIE CASSEDAY join me for a family retrospective and a guide, really, on how to create two little monsters. Jamie and I reminisce on our first paranormal experiences, our haunted childhood home, our introduction to horror movies, the booby traps she would set (and I would get caught in) the ways in which we would terrify our friends during sleepovers, past Halloween costumes and traditions and SO much more. You may have heard mention of some of the stories this week, but never before have you had my closest collaborator, confidante and partner in crime there to corroborate all of our sordid family tales. Join us next week for our DIVINATION TELEPHONE experiment where we ask the universe YOUR most burning questions and the week after that Lauren and I will be here for a full Halloween Themed WEIRD REPORT and Halloween celebration! Have a happy Halloweentime, kiddies!  Don't forget to scare your children right before bed.

This is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode - if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD CLUB!!    Helloooooo Weirdos and HAPPY OCTOBERRRRR!!! Welcome to your first October Patreon Episode! This is a very special episode, indeed because today's guest is someone you've heard about for ten years and he's finally here!! ANDREW MILLER joins the pod this week-- we sat down for a chat so I could introduce him to all my weirdos and without any notes or structure of any kind we managed to cover paranormal experiences, haunted objects, manifestation, extraterrestrials , disclosure, life after death, reincarnation, flock cameras, creepy bugs, and more. And that's the kind of sprawling conversation you can expect to find as Andrew slides into the pod because as soon as we hit record I knew I was going to have to buy him a mic and get him set up for more episodes. He's my favorite person to talk to and I hope you enjoy his company as much as I have the last 25 years of my life! NEXT WEEK we're hitting the main pod with my sister JAMIE CASSEDAY as we talk all things HALLOWEEN AND HORROR - it's going to be a nostalgia bomb for the two of us and I think it will really set the stage for spooky season. Then we've got our DIVINATION EXPERIMENT with myself, Lauren, Leah and Amy - don't forget to send in your questions!! You can ask about unsolved mysteries you want answers to, you can talk to a dead celebrity, you can ask about life after death, the future of our country or even try to talk to an alien! And then we'll finish the month with a very special Halloween edition of the WEIRD REPORT! If you aren't already make sure you're commenting on our 31 DAYS OF HORROR posts on social media so you can be entered to win one of our October prizes! Love you all and hope you're having a GREAT month! -\/\/

Hi Weirdos!! Welcome to your SEPTEMBER 2026 WEIRD REPORT!! The Weird Report is our end of month episode where we break down the past 30 or so days worth of strange news headlines, true crime updates and horror entertainment announcements! This month we discuss new scientific updates, a fun new Guinness World Record, the worst thing that could happen on the morning of your 47th birthday, a HEALTHY amount of poop stories (Thanks Lauren) a fun new VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT theory, updates on the Clancy and Flynn trials, and we give you a breakdown of all the horror streaming titles to look for (and where to find them) next month! Check out some links below if you want to do any further reading on any of this month's topics! SEND IN YOUR BIBLIOMANCY QUESTIONS for our Divination game next month! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @keepitweirdcast JOIN OUR PATREON www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast for two extra episodes every month, access to giveaways and FREE tarot card readings!  SUBSCRIBE to our Channel www.youtube.com/keepitweirdpodcast  https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2026/09/human-brain-two-separate-organs?utm_id=97760_v0_s00_e0_tv4  https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/09/17/Guinness-World-Records-five-generations-same-birthday/5611789656758/ https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/long-island-woman-rescued-after-plunging-into-hole/  https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-pepper-spraying-moviegoer-over-cellphone-use-at-burbank-theater-police-say/3944558/ https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/third-person-dies-mosquito-reportedly-202155735.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark  https://www.tiktok.com/@hellirunna/video/7687655685412113677?_r=1&_t=ZP-99vJir3aKSM  https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-woman-is-a-hair-style-archaeologist-82478448/  https://news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-health-and-life-sciences/worlds-largest-menstrual-fluid-biobank-will-transform-understanding-of-menstrual-health/  https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3968515/amc-fearfest-full-schedule-2026-halloween-october/  

Hi Weirdos! Are you ready to reminisce? Joe and I both have the flu this week but I am COMMITTED to bringing you content so I went all the way back to season 2 and found some of my all time favorite MONSTER STORIES to bring you this special. CREATURE FEATURE: Cryptids, Monsters & Sexy Fish SEVEN different monster stories across TEN seasons. Some are scary, some are funny and some are unbelievably sexy. ;) CLIPS:  1: S7 E1: The Big Muddy Whatsy The story of the Big Muddy Monster in Murphysboro, IL 2: S3 E9: Kraken Jokes with Mel Vartabedian Old sea lore 3: S7 E10: Tromp Family Values The time the Kraken took on the US Navy 4: S3 E37: Long Live The Champ with Steve Lachioma Hometown Haunts: NEW YORK introduces us to CHAMP the Lake Champlain Monster 5: S8 E10: Curses Cryptids and Consent West Virginia's Veggie Man gives us nightmares forever 6: S2 E10: Juggles, Chupacabras & the Messiah? with Justin Foster Hometown Haunts: TEXAS takes us through White Rock Lake's GOATMAN  7: S8 E12: Jabberwocky Strikes Again Lauren shares a rare monster tale-- the curse of the Billiwhack

This is is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode - if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD club!    Hello FEARDOSSSSS and Feardos specifically (But also hello Beardos, Weirdos & Teardos as well) WARNING: This episode is best enjoyed with a set of headphones and includes sound effects and music that may be jarring to some listeners. Listen to the NOFX version of the episode if you are sensitive to this kind of thing. Luv u, mean it It's been far too long and we're getting into the spooky season spirit so this week we have several SCARY STORIES to tell you!! Amy & Ashley get together today and share real life horror stories about haunted abodes, "imaginary" friends, motorcycle accidents, guardian angels and even TALKING PAINTINGS. YOU HEARD ME! Thank you for being a part of the show! You better be sending in pics of your Halloween decorating this month ;)   -\/\/

Hello Weirdos! Welcome to Keep it Weird - the podcast for all things strange and unusual!! This episode is our AUGUST 2026 WEIRD REPORT! The Weird Report is our monthly episode that breaks down the last 30 or so days worth of strange news headlines, true crime updates and horror entertainment announcements! **HEADS UP!! There was a 40+ minute TRUE CRIME TIME and that will be uploaded on our Patreon in the next few days** This month we cover:  A New Zealander who DIED & was RESURRECTED and still had to pay a parking ticket https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361021333/woman-dies-comes-back-life-gets-parking-ticket  A televangelist with claims of ET Breeding, Hitler Curses & Illuminati criminals https://roysreport.com/televangelist-claims-aliens-invaded-her-body-took-her-eggs/ Scientific Discoveries about Women's Bodies and Why We won't be getting New Ones any time soon https://www.the-scientist.com/female-brains-wake-up-from-anesthesia-differently-than-male-brains-74843 AI agents Starting Group Chats to Talk Shit about Us https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/05/openai-models-shared-hacking-tips-secret-messaging-board-hugging-face-breach-01026750 A Science Fiction Double Feature of BETRAYAL https://www.them.us/entertainment/rocky-horror-vermont-production Join our PATREON at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast for dozens of Weird Reports going back if you really love this kind of episode! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/keepitweirdpodcast Follow us on social media @keepitweirdcast Buy Some Merch www.keepitweirdpodcast.com/merch

This is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode- if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD club!   Hello fellow NERDS and welcome to A SCIENCE EPISODE!! DJ Jazzy Joe and Mix Master Cass are here for some rhymin' AND some learnin' as we discuss a handful of recent (or recent to us) scientific discoveries, anomalies and mysteries! This time around we're covering some ancient Chinese rock art that may or may not have been painted with bodily fluids (it was) some more mystery DNA found in our bones, a strange gravitational hole in Antarctica, the fact that there is ONE BILLION YEARS of data deleted from our rock record with only guesses as to where it went and what happened during that time, the mystery of static electricity and of course... more Orca behavior. (links below!) Thank you SO MUCH for donating to the show! As you can tell we are starting to get real serious about these Patreon episodes and they will now all be an hour or so long and JUST LIKE the main feed episodes. In fact next month Amy and I are recording some scary stories with sound effects and music and the whole shebang! So don't go anywhere, we've got some real spooky treats coming up. Next Monday August 31st Lauren and I will have a WEIRD REPORT on the main feed and then it's SEPTEMBER BABY! Thats basically OCTOBER EVE!! What are our Halloween plans? Are our costumes already picked out? Have you bought any new decor this year? Tell me everything. Love you all, KEEP IT WEIRD! -\/\/

IF ORCAS ARENT ALIENS THEN TELL ME WHY THIS EPISODE AUDIO DEVOLVES INTO STATIC RIGHT AFTER THE ACID BOOK TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT. TW: Foul Language, antagonistic viewpoints on government coverups Hi Weirdos! Welcome to another episode of Keep It Weird- the podcast for all things strange and unusual! This week HANDSOME JOE is here and we are discussing DISCLOSURE- but not the BORING US GOV DOJ kind... we're going global!  We are sharing multiple strange UFO/Extraterrestrial stories coming out of Brazil! Brazil has been featured on MANY past podcast episodes-- The lead masks case in 1966, the Colares island residents being injured from crafts in the sky in 1977 and even as recent as 2020 when strange orbs were sighted in the sky. Well, believe it or not, there are PLENTY of other strange events that occurred in Brazil that are now being disclosed by the Brazilian government as a part of global disclosure movements. In today's episode we are covering the Varginha UFO incident from 1996, The Night of the UFOs in 1986 and the mystery of Trindade Island along with the photographic UFO evidence from 1958. ALSO ORCAS ARE ALIENS NO MATTER WHAT JOE SAYS JOIN OUR PATREON: www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @keepitweirdcast SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/keepitweirdpodcast BUY OUR MERCH: www.keepitweirdpodcast.com/merch  

This is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode- if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD club!   HELLOOOOO BEARDOS (Weirdos, Teardos & Feardos) Welcome to your newly revamped JULY 2026 WEIRD REPORT and boy is this one a DOOZY TW: Foul Language, mention of murder, rape & suicide This month I am joined by Mrs. LAUREN OGLE and we are covering a BUNCH of creepy stuff today. Flock cameras & the future of the downfall of the United States, PET TAROT, a centuries old murder was solved, the government may still be doing some crazy MK ULTRA shit on us, a 2016 murder that proves the existence of reptilians (you heard me) and so much more. Check out the links below if you want to do some further reading on some of today's topics! I'm not 100% sure if there will be an episode next week, honestly it depends on how Penny is doing but I promise I'll be releasing episodes every week I can from now until forever! haha Hope you guys had a much better July than Joe and I did. :( Thank you so much for donating to the podcast and for sending all your good vibes to me and Joe and our sweet girl. We're definitely hurting right now but as with everything: this too shall pass.   I love you all and I'll see you soon! -\/\/