Driving Gloves / Used Donuts

Do we have what it takes to become ASM(a)R(tists)? Did Pigeon Man commit suicide in front of Arnold? + Part I of discussing what Art School was like 

Consider taking a brief pause and getting a grip

RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER twist this and six thick thistle sticks! Please make the last bath a bubble

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man 🍩

Ryan loses his temper after a rude interaction while ordering pizza; The story of MacTavish the Hahn's Macaw

Roy didn’t die from that tiger attack (spoiler alert!) / When we tried to name our podcast

Jimmy Carter was born in Hershey Park and life has never been the same

RIP Fun Craft

A glimpse into the profundity that is a Katherine / Ryan brainstorming session

Trying to describe the sandwich-version of his soul sends Ryan on an emotional rollercoaster.