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Back Like We Never LeftIvy and Nyj return after a year-long hiatus with an unfiltered and unapologetic episode of Hoes by Association. Ivy dives into life updates, including her new relationship—with a girl—and shares her controversial theory about the erasure of Black American legacies in favor of British and African narratives. Meanwhile, Nyj keeps it real about life three years into celibacy. From hot takes to personal growth, this episode is full of laughter, debate, and the raw authenticity you’ve missed.Tune in, and welcome back to the madness!

In honor of Nyj birthday we wanted to drop a lost episode we recorded last month. We broke down the Diddy & Cassie situation, Pardi & Meg and more! If you are into pegging and would like to talk about your experience, anonymously, please email us: [email protected] Follow The Host on IG Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd HBA: @HbaPodcast SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

DON'T CALL THIS A COMEBACK. The HOEstess with the mostess are back! After a year long hiatus they are back and didn't miss a beat! They jump right in, Ivy admits why she has been absent from the podcast, Nyj believes the show must go on! Is there a difference between being raised by a YT women versus a black women when mixed? During the HOEtep segment, the girls bring up the genocide happening over in Gaza and how it affects the people of color in the US. There's a new segment introduced: HAPPY ENDINGS, where the ladies leave you with a random purchase suggestion that has brought them joy. From dating, pegging to gay porn and everything in between. Check out the latest episode of the Hoes by Association Podcast! If you are into pegging and would like to talk about your experience, anonymously, please email us: [email protected] Follow The Host on IG Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd HBA: @HbaPodcast SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

Ivy & Nyjha introduce the rules to this hoe shit we call life. They unfortunately have to defend their friendship from the ignorant misconceptions. Ivy has become obsessed with romantic comedies, after watching Harry meets Sally it leads her to bring up the undeniable question can men and women platonically be friends? Nyjha has a stalker + more.  Follow The Host on IG  Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd @HbaPodcast SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

Moral of the story is the MEN BE TELLING. Nyjha & Ivy are back to face the heinous crimes that black men have been up to in the news. DaBaby is a crashing out FAST … Ime Udoka losing everything over a little work wife and oh Ivy made the girls miss Rolling Loud this weekend cause she want to live in delulu land (What’s new) + much more. Tune in NOW!  Follow The Host on IG  Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd @HbaPodcast  SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

First things first Rest In Peace to the bro bro PNB ROCK! Stop killing our black men that's really hoe shit! Are you taking a shit at your little shorty crib? Are you thanking them for amazing sex? Ivy is NEEDY and she don't care! She also don't like people who are publicly freaky, she prefers them sneaky! Nyjha testosterone is showing again + more. Tune in now.  Follow The Host on IG  Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd @HbaPodcast SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

YOU THOUGHT I WAS FEELING YOU???? Nyjha & Ivy are settled into their own houses and are back recording. (Told y'all hoes we were going to be consistent this time) Hoe News: You will get locked up for having sex in public.. which is very stupid (unless its by a school perv).. let the hoes get theirs!! They talk about some rules in their new places, they go down memory lane on the craziest things a person will do for d!ck, being in love with two people....what's better? squirter puss or creamy puss? + more off the wall hoe $hit. Tune in and share with your friends before they get mad.  Follow The Host on IG  Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd @HbaPodcast SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

Back for another episode! Nyj & Ivy announce they are SEPARATING..... they will continue to do the podcast together but they both signed new leases and will be venturing out living on their own. They go down memory lane about the best and worst parts of living with another, it's truly a happy ending. They do deep dive into friendly rape and what they think it means, Irv Gotti acting like a hoe, bushy vaginas and more. WAIT!!! Ivy is attracted to Lil Murda from P Valley. Is that weird? Follow on the NEW podcast page: @HBAPodcast SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

RETURN OF THE MACK! THE HOES ARE BACK! Nyj & Ivy make their return back to the mic after a 4 month hiatus. Beyonce dropped. Ivy turns 29 and her Hoe tales speaks values of what this new year is going to look like. They wouldn't be Hoes by Association if HOE SHIT wasn't happening to them! Does your single ways define your character? Can sex only be lit of one of the parties is a hoe! FRIENDLY RAPE??? WTF.  Is that? Has it happened to you? So much to discuss, so little time! Enjoy the listen.  Follow The Host on IG  Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]

Okay, so this is being uploaded weeks after it was recorded. We were joined by Khaos Klub leader BEV! We put the birthday dinner conversation to rest and so much more toxic yet healing shit.  Follow The Host on IG  Ivy: @IvyLikeBlu  Nyj: @6gawddd SUBMIT AN ANONYMOUS HOE TALE! "HEUAX TALES" must consist of 1 or more things: - lessons learned from doing hoe sh#t. -  some hoe sh*t you had no business doing - some hoe sh*t you did for the first time - some hoe sh*t that wasn't said above SUMBIT HERE: [email protected]