608 - The Last Good Card of 2026

The Last Stylebender's style just doesn't work anymore. But on the bright side, the guy who beat him also sucks.  Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:49 Adesanya vs Pyfer 27:30 Grasso vs Barber 38:52 Michael Chiesa 40:07 Douglas vs Erosa 42:59 Belgaroui vs Abdul-Malik 45:23 Simon vs Yanez 56:27 Moicano vs Duncan 1:08:54 Estevam vs Ewing

Introducing Philbot. Breaking down the war between Hardwick and Rahiki, along with all the other interesting bits of the Vallejos-Emmett undercard, in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:43 Adesanya vs Pyfer 31:31 Evloev vs Murphy 54:48 Wood vs Keita 1:08:44 Duncan vs Dolidze

It's Movsar Evloev vs Lerone Murphy. Loser gets left at a bus stop.  Breaking down the war between Hardwick and Rahiki, along with all the other interesting bits of the Vallejos-Emmett undercard, in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 7:43 Evloev vs Murphy 30:03 Wood vs Keita 45:56 Vallejos vs Emmett 57:39 Robertson vs Lemos 1:03:50 Delgado vs Fili

HI! I'M CHUCKY. WANNA PLAY? Pinas Chronicles, coming soon to Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:08 Holloway vs Oliveira 2 25:39 Borralho vs de Ridder 34:46 Font vs Rosas 48:03 Dober vs Johnson 56:52 Rodrigues vs Ferreira 2 1:00:30 Garbrandt vs Long 1:17:53 FREEDOM 250

In hindsight I probably should have put Max Holloway in the graphic instead of the guy from the division no one cares about. Pinas Chronicles, coming soon to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 11:40 Holloway vs Oliveira 2 33:05 Kavanagh vs Moreno 54:48 Martinez vs Vera 56:54 Green vs Zellhuber 1:07:02 Rodriguez vs Borjas 1:13:34 Borralho vs de Ridder 1:16:47 Font vs Rosas Jr

Having finally perfected the art of fight picking, Phil is now the main host of Heavy Hands.  Don't miss the first Heavy Henka of the year! Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands  Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false  Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 00:30 Strickland vs Hernandez 27:31 Neal vs Medic 36:50 Ige vs Costa 52:45 Moreno vs Kavanagh 1:17:40 Vera vs Martinez  

The UFC is coming to Texas, and they're bringing their whole deal with them. But at least Fluffy Hernandez is fighting.  Don't miss the first Heavy Henka of the year! Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  

Sometimes all you gotta do is clock in. Don't miss the first Heavy Henka of the year! Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 2:45 Volkanovski vs Lopes 2 15:09 Saint Denis vs Hooker 27:43 Fiziev vs Ruffy 40:05 Teixeira vs Tuivasa 51:36 Bautista vs Oliveira 1:05:45 Albazi vs Horiguchi

Justin Gaethje vs Paddy Pimblett was incredibly entertaining, much in the same way as a fat man tumbling down three flights of steps only to poop his pants at the bottom. The next episode of Heavy Henka is coming soon. Join us as we break down the conclusion of this month's outrageous grand sumo tournament: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 3:43 Gaethje vs Pimblett 30:28 O'Malley vs Song 38:56 Volkanovski vs Lopes 2 41:47 Cortes-Acosta vs Lewis 44:55 Silva vs Namajunas 54:38 Allen vs Silva 1:11:17 Nurmagomedov vs Figueiredo  

The UFC comes out swinging, only to punch themselves out and take a nap for the rest of the year. Breaking down Natalia Silva vs Rose Namajunas and more from the UFC 324 undercard in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Predatory instinct: how Max Holloway attacks: https://open.substack.com/pub/facepunching/p/predatory-instinct-how-max-holloway?r=evbq&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u