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It’s Monday, and the yellow telephone is BACK with all your voice notes and burning questions for the boys! Join Ant & Dec as they reminisce about the Beckhams' party, discuss creating their 2002 World Cup song “We’re on the Ball,” and reveal all about shooting the movie Love Actually. We’ll be back on Thursday, but until then, keep your emails coming to [email protected] ---- 00:00 - It’s Voicenote Monday!  01:00 - The boys Love Actually Cameo  04:30 - Is Ant Jungle Jim?  07:30 - Ant & Dec’s Hobbies  10:05 - Future Ant & Dec  12:30 - Baboons, Leopards & Warthogs  14:55 - World Cup song: “We’re on the Ball” 18:40 - The Beckhams 2002 World Cup Party  20:00 - Ant & Dec’s School & Celeb Crushes  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bethans of the World Unite! This week Ant gets hauled across the coals by Bethans across the country for not knowing it was a name, and Dec gets awkward talking about that sex scene in Alien Autopsy… We also celebrate 32 years since Dec’s Diary was written, Ant refuses to apologise to Jamie Oliver and heckler’s corner play a prank on the boys sent in by a listener.  Please please please keep your letters coming in - we love ‘em! Send to [email protected] ---- 00:00 - Coming up02:40 - Haggis, Sweetbreads & Kidney05:30 - Ant offends Jamie Oliver07:30 - Spring has Sprung!09:55 - Is Ant a time traveller?14:30 - National Name Yourself day!16:15 - Bethan’s Unite20:00 - A Very Meta Letter21:55 - A Very Special Dec’s Diary: 32nd birthday!33:10 - I’m a Celeb, South Africa34:33 - Banana Ratings TV/Films37:50 - Alien Autopsy, reviews are in!42:00 - Dec’s awkward film scene44:00 - World map49:00 - Postbag Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mystery Door IS BACK! With the return of ‘I’m A Celeb South Africa’ this week, Scarlett Moffat and Ashley Roberts (aka the Bush Sisters) are in the studio with Ant and Dec for some candid chat about the jungle and what’s to come in this exciting new series! The girls also discuss their time on Saturday Night Takeaway and of course, it’s game time: will Scarlett and Ashley get their own back on Ant and Dec in a revolting drinking challenge or will it backfire…? We’ll be back on Thursday - as always, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected] ----- 00:00 - Mystery Door Monday02:25 - Ashley Roberts & Scarlett Moffatt are here!03:35 - Bush Tattoo Sisters05:20 - I’m a celeb South Africa!08:35 - “The Show that Changed my Life”11:35 - Jungle scoop16:00 - Dec’s Bush Baby17:20 - Ashley & Scarlett Reminisce SNT20:20 - Girls vs Boys: South Africa vs Australia24:40 - “Cheers! Up the Bush”25:50 - Wrap up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spring has sprung, the boys have got their bunny ears on, and the eggs are out - it’s our Easter episode of Hanging Out 🐣 Dec shares the April Fools on SM:TV Live that massively backfired (did you spot our April Fools yesterday…?) Ant shares his unique way of cracking an Easter egg, and we have our very first Signed Addressed Envelopes (SAEs) arrive for Ant to share the price of his pants and jet skis! Ant also addresses his viral facial expressions at the Coronation and Dec reveals his HATRED of fancy dress. We’ve also got banana ratings, your tattoo suggestions and of course the postbag - keep them coming at [email protected]! ---- 00:00 - Coming Up01:00 - Happy Easter02:50 - Dec’s hates fancy dress04:00 - April Fool’s08:25 - Ant’s proud moment10:00 - Supervet to the rescue!14:05 - ASMR Chocolate eggs17:45 - Dec’s Diary21:40 - Banana rating TV/Film27:30 - UK Listener Map31:30 - SAE35:30 - Tattoo Suggestions40:15 - Postbag Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s a Monday bonus episode and the Discussion Jar is back! Pet peeves, the Pyramids, and Dishwashers are on the menu for the boys to unpack... Ant reveals Brian Cox's promise to him, Dec discusses why he had to stop listening to his favourite podcast, and the boys debate whether Elvis is still alive. Plus, a new conspiracy: what really happened to Ant & Dec after filming Alien Autopsy? Share your ideas with us at [email protected] ---- 00:00 - Discussion Jar Monday!01:10 - Dishwasher Drama04:35 - Future Ant & Dec05:30 - Bigfoot’s got a podcast?!09:30 - Dec’s Pet Peeve11:14 - Is Elvis still alive?12:13 - Ant & Dec were replaced?!13:30 - The Mandela Effect16:30 - Brian Cox is taking the Boys to CERN18:14 - Cinema Etiquette22:28 - 13 months in a year Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ant and Dec have a VIOLENT reaction to a review, Jamie Oliver's been on - with a cheeky peek in his drawers, and we hear from a viewer straight out of 1994 - the other side of Dec's Diary!! Ant shares a new, delicious cooking recipe and asks the all important question: has anyone seen Dec in shorts? As usual, we dive into your amazing postbag letters and tattoo suggestions, keep these coming in to [email protected] ---- 00:00 - Coming up 02:00 - A Doctor consults Ant’s Ear 04:20 - Dec’s going through it  05:30 - Ant’s New Cooking Recipe  12:15 - Jamie Oliver calls in!  16:00 - Does Dec wear shorts?  18:15 - Dec’s Diary  22:05 - The Review that ruined the day  25:00 - A viewer’s Diary: Lorna 31:30 - Banana Ratings  34:45 - ‘Best Mother’s Day Card Ever!”  35:50 - Tattoo Suggestions  41:45 - Kelly’s Telly  43:50 - Postbag  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week’s bonus episode, the banana phone is out and the voice notes are back! The boys discuss if they could ever be cat people, who their dream guest on Get Out Of Me Ear would be, and answer the age old question of whether a Jaffa Cake is a cake or a biscuit... 🤔 They also address a couple of rumours about their living situations and a familiar voice pops up to ask ‘What’s for dinner?’ We’ll be back on Thursday, but until then, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected] ----- 00:00 - Ant’s attempting to correct his posture00:40- The banana phone returns00:58 - Dec hates cats?04:38 - Did Ant & Dec buy houses next door to each other?07:37 - The King for Get Out Of My Ear?!11:07 - 'Why becoming a dad was the best thing we've ever done'15:03 - The Jaffa Cake debate - cake or biscuit?17:43 - What the boys would cook for Alison Hammond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ant and Dec are back in the Hang Out and so is the world map, cue a very embarrassing story of PJ and Duncan singing live in Japanese in the 90s! The banana ratings have taken the world by storm and the boys are enjoying seeing their REACH hit various review websites. Ant’s got a response for Dec’s Saint Patrick fact, and …is that Cher in the studio?? Keep your letters, jingles, voice notes and banana ratings coming to [email protected] - we love ‘em!  00:00 - Coming up 01:11- Ant STILL can’t hear  02:15- Dec’s been quizzing 06:00 - Jamie Oliver’s one man two cups 11:27 - Ant and Dec go through new listener location 15:00 - Ant & Dec’s Kinki Boys experience 18:20 - Silly Goose is taking over 19:51 - Dec’s Diary  24:24 - Ant & Dec rate their weekly watch 25:54 - The beginning of the banana film club 27:57 - The banana ratings are taking over the world 34:44 - Ant’s tash & Dec’s excuses for lack of beard 36:30 - Dec educates on St Patrick’s story 39:10 - Ant wows with Snake facts 39:57 - Postbag 42:03 - Is that CHER in the studio? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week’s bonus episode, we’re looking back at some of the content we’ve not aired before with our Unseen Postbag Special! Sneaking into a Byker Grove party, Dec’s dramatic accident from Saturday Night Takeaway stunt plus reminiscing about Top of the Pops and haircuts of days gone by.  We’ll be back on Thursday in the Hang Out, but until then, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected] ----- 00:00 - Welcome to the Hang Out 01:55 - Ant’s brought sausage rolls 03:10 - Unseen postbag moments coming up 03:50 - Backstage snogging at PJ & Duncan gig 06:40 - Ant slips on a banana skin 07:10 - Dec broke his elbow on Saturday Night Takeaway  10:30 - Ant and Dec themed birthday party  12:00 - Sneaking into a Byker Grove party 14:35 - Grange Hill vs. Byker Grove football match 16:05 - What happened to Dec’s mullet? 17:20 - Reminiscing about Top of the Pops 17:50 - Ant’s finished the sausage rolls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sexy and Nice are back in the Hang Out - Sexy’s got a new price to guess and Nice has had a visit from the tooth fairy 🧚 This week sees the introduction of a UK listener map following an eloquent grievance from a listener. The postbag is back along with the diary and a jingle that has us dancing in our seats. The boys do another table read of a film idea - this week it’s a Hitchcock, and Ant finds out another betrayal of Dec, this time in Portugal… Keep your emails coming to [email protected]  ----- 00:00 - Coming up 01:00 - Sexy and Nice t-shirts 02.50 - A listener grievance 06:10 - UK listener map 12:00 - How you’re watching - looking in your living rooms 13:50 - Jordan North’s Surprise Dinner Party banana review 14:50 - Ant & Dec read a Hitchcock inspired film script 21:25 - How is Dec’s beard growing going? 24:00 - Ant’s pants update - Jamie Oliver is invited for battle of the pants 24:45 - Ant’s spending again… 27:20 - Tooth fairy visit in the Donnelly household 30:20 - A terrible photo of Ant & Dec  31:40 - Dec’s Diary and a tremendous jingle 34:00 - Chaos in Little Chef 39:05 - Postbag 42:10 - Dec’s betrayed Ant again… 44:10 - Dec pops like a turtle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices