COPS AND ROBBER - EP79: THANKS, BASTARDS!

  While Kamala visits spice stores because they call Republicans racist, our cats are being eaten by people who want us dead, and no, the Hells Angels are not coming to save us.

In this extra-long, free episode we cover our angry super, the Oasis reunion, Megyn Kelly kicking ass, Josh Lekach’s Sport Drink, great movies like “Land of Bad,” terrible movies like “Union,” Cumala’s insane tax policies, virgins in paradise, two-tier justice, creepy refugees, Marshfield Wisconsin’s obsession with demolition derbies, and the top 15 hottest women in America right now.

You can't kick perps in the head, female cops are still absolutely useless, perps should be shot in the foot, and most anti-cop songs are written by rich kids with guitars who have never experienced crime.

  Gavin got spotted in Berlin, Anthony was right about America and both of them have had enough of diversity-mongering.

Even if you live by the river, the collapse of the West affects us all. We've got trannie boxers beating our women and unassimilated foreigners stabbing our daughters. According to the authorities, the only thing worse than all this death and destruction is noticing.

  Thank God the wheel allowed us to discuss Trump's evisceration of that black chick from ABC and the trans Olympic negligence that led to Angela Carini having her entire world destroyed. He sent us to a lot of other topics too and the general theme appeared to be "They are lying."

There is too much to say to let God take the wheel so we go our own way with: Nuclear Moms, Mini Skirt, the Groove Ghoulies boycott of Dixxon, propagandist photographer Mark Peterson, Bevelyn Beatty's pro-life sentence, Hawk Tuah Harris' birth, Biden's death, Tommy Robinson's anti-immigration rally, Jennifer Aniston's baron womb, and black people swimming with their socks on.

Just because a lot of black women die during childbirth doesn't mean you killed them. Also, Gavin just got back from doing Roseanne Barr's podcast and the incompetence at the airport was alarming.

  After being interrogated by the BBC we let Jesus take the wheel and tell us what to talk about. He wasn't interested in Biden and forced us to examine aviation incompetence, abortion activists, pedophiles, and the fact that the CIA determines what news we get to watch.

After watching Trump absolutely BRUTALIZE Biden last night, there is a different feeling in the air. It feels like we're finally taking back this country. The God Wheel guides us to Proud Boys, good news from SCOTUS, and deranged perversions within the LGBT community. TGIF! GUEST: NICK OCHS