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This week, David's a winner, baby, Gavin gets schooled by his son, David has some ancestral drama, we finish out our "Babies 101" course with talking about the first three months, we rank the top 3 Babies, and David closes out the show with a reading of "Yertle the Turtle."Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David's daughter finds new ways to win an argument, Gavin and David and covered in 24 inches of white stuff, we start a "Babies 101" course, we rank the top 3 dogs, and this week we are joined by Gavin's new crush Kaitlin Hannig who talks to us about being a mom, surviving a cult, Utah real estate, and being a social media phenom who isn't afraid of standing up for what she believes in. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin enjoys at little Schadenfreude at his daughter, David misses his sacred window, there's no good news, Ricky Martin is our everything, we rank the top 3 weirdest and worst songs to figure skate to, and this week we are joined by author and former secret service agent Cory Allen who chats with us about being in the secret service, how secret he had to be about his gay identity, and what Michelle Obama's Taco Bell order is. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we obsess over Bad Bunny, we figure out of not eating Chik-fil-a even matters anymore, David has a big transition in his life, we (begrudgingly) have a "What would you do?," we rank the top 3 TV parents, and this week we are joined by voice actor and multi-hyphenate Will Collyer who chats with us about being a voice actor, how he became a parent of two, and what advice he has on David starting his career in television. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David's kids have no spacial awareness, Gavin tries to sneak his kids vegetables, David gets visciously bullied, we come up with new names for "Space Force," and this week we are joined by fashionista and our favorite Brit Charlotte Lyons aka "Disco Baby" who talks to us about starting a clothing brand, the music festival scene, and she finally answers the question: do Europeans have more fun than Americans?"Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin watches TV with his daughter, David is a hypocrite, we discuss the transition between daycare and school, EVERYONE PANIC WE MUST HAVE SUMMER CAMP PLANS ALREADY, we rank the top 3 winter dishes, we apologize for the worst top 3 lists in history, and this week we are joined by podcast royalty and general disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh who chats with us about divorce, blending families, and why doing the opposite of everything she knows from childhood is the best way.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David enjoys watching his kids struggle, Gavin's kids are addicted to technology, David continues his rant about older parents telling him "it goes by so fast," because we are an edgy and young podcast we rank the top 3 soups, and this week we are joined by two of TV's biggest somebody's, Zack and Camille Dettmore, who talk to us about this new TV show, why it's pretty gay to be a carpenter, and they tell us the story of their dogs weight gain that you'll wish you never heard.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, David receives a special letter in the mail, Gavin dives into the gender differences in sports, we tackle "Where do babies come from?," we rank the top 3 things to do with your kids in the dead of winter, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster and fellow gay Bryan Ruiz who talks to us about losing a pet, it's impacts on parents, and how to break the news to kids.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, we are BACK baby, with the same tired old bullshit we've been peddling for years. David recants his Disney cruise vacation while Gavin tap dances in Alabama. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast

This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week. We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starting on January 7th, 2026.Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast