Ep -364: The Incredible Melting Man.

In this episode the FM3 are riding shotgun once again with Ghostface! That's right, Jef's fave franchise has another installment and the boys are chatting about it! Knowing about the ups and downs that happened before this film got started, our dudes wondered what they would do with this one. Regardless, folks get to see Ghostface merkin' fools left and right and the OG final girl from the series is gonna serve up a piping hot cup of ass kicking. So stick together, and remember the killer is always someone you know. Enjoy!

In this episode the FM3 tackle one of the most infamous horror films ever, Jörg Buttgereit's NEKROMANTIK! The lore behind this 1987 gorefest is the stuff of legend. Trying to track down an actual copy back in the 90's was a fruitless quest for so many curious gross-out nerds. Banned in many countries even to this day, you could say that watching NEKROMANTIK is much like receiving a medal for bravery. It is not for the faint of heart and has many trigger warnings such as real animal murder, fake animal murder,  suicide, and as you can imagine everything you might do to a corpse if you were a ghoul. So folks that have not feasted their eyes on this gag inducing film may want to go in cautiously and Jef, Josh and Brian suggest eating before you hit play. Godspeed and don't forget your barf bag! (Movie talk starts at 22:50 if you don't wanna hear the guys catching up)

In this episode it's Jef's turn to choose and He decided on a flick that has been haunting him for many moons 1989's "Hider in the House".  While not categorized as a horror film, the premise of Gary Busey living in a hidden room in your attic is one of the most horrific things Jef, Josh and Brian could ever imagine. This movie delivers all the horror tropes you could ask for and also begs the question, is it possibly an off season sequel to Halloween? Meanwhile, the FM3 have long been worried about a Hider in the Scary Movie Research Center, there is plenty of candy, beers and Brian's sweatshirts to wear that a creep could live comfortably that is until the day he started popping up trying to convince Brian and Josh that Jef had another podcast he was cheating on them with. But before it was too late, Jef discovered his stash of old beans and playboy's in the supply closet and had to battle him to the death so he could keep Forever Midnight going. Whooo, That was a close one. 

In this episode, the one and only JJ Staples picks 1977's slippery slasher "The Incredible Melting Man"! The boys had a lot of fun chatting about the good, bad and melted reasons why they liked, loved and hated this stinky space shiz. While they all agree it's worth a watch, be sure to go in with your hopes around your ankles. The FM3 wouldn't want you to finish the movie as a soggy wet pile like good old spaceman Steve. Just remember there is nothing like seeing a shitty movie through the rings of Saturn. Enjoy!

In this week's episode, The FM3 Hit the theater to check out the Nia DaCosta directed second part of the new 28 Years Later trilogy "The Bone Temple"! After loving the first installment Jef, Josh and Brian had high hopes for this one and it did not disappoint. Brian even got MORE giant infected zombie dong so you know he was hyped. If you get a chance head out and support this one in theaters while it's still playing. The FM3 give it the old Samson Salute! (Which is just the three of them standing in a field naked tripping balls staring at the moon). So you know it's good!  Enjoy!

In this episode, old Brian gets to pick a movie for the guys to watch and chat about. Feeling like they had waited long enough and before Josh could pick it himself, Brian chose the 1989 art house freakout "Dr. Caligari! The FM3 was not prepared for the wild ride of this bat shit sequel to the original "The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari". However if you love the OG silent film don't come looking for anything that really resembles tht film, but do steady yourselves because you are gonna see some shit, you never thought you would. Artsy, shitty, beautiful and horny are just a few of the adjectives that folks use to describe this weird ass flick, but please don't take the FM crew's word for it, watch it and be forever changed by Dr. Caligari.

(TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual Assault, Child Murder, Racism, Bodily Fluids, Cannibalism and a Contagious Virus. Please skip this episode and this movie if any of those subjects are a deal breaker for you) In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian are put to the test with another Top Dawg Patreon Pick! This time around the poison chosen for the guys is 1996's "Ebola Syndrome". This flick is filled with one of the worst villains in cinema history, doing some of the most fucked up crimes in cinema history. This dastardly man Kai San is portrayed by the one and only Anthony Wong. No person is safe in Hong Kong or Africa when this guy is doing his dirty work. Jef, Josh and Brian had a hard time with this one but being the podcast professionals that they are, they toughed it out and brought you the episode that lies before you. So strap in, because this is gonna be a rough ride. Maybe wear a mask for this episode, the FM3 are afraid just talking about this horrible man's shenanigans will infect you wonderful listeners. Enjoy? 

In this episode, the FM3 tackle another Top Dawg Patreon pick! Teleported into a Suzuki Sidekick and charging over some grassy green hills Jef, Josh and Brian catch the faintest whiff of Demon. The horrible, unforgivable Demon Wind (1990). Now they need to decide if they are gonna fight amongst themselves, fight the approaching horde of Demons, hopefully saving themselves and humanity. They hope you enjoy it!

It's 2026 and the FM3 are back in the saddle! This time around the guys are watching a Top Dawg Patreon pick. Chosen for the guys is the 2002 Nü Metal mess-terpiece "Queen of the Damned. Jef, Josh and Brian have been talking about checking this blood sucking blowout for many years. Finally they are forced to watch and listen as "The Vampire Lestat" becomes the hip Nü music that will usher in a Nü era of vampires wreaking havoc on the ears of the mortals. Get ready to Räwk!  

Tis the season to chat about trashy holiday horror! In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian dig deep into Santa's sack and hit the tippy bottom and come up with 1980's "To All A Goodnight".  With arguably one of the worst VHS covers for a vintage Christmas slasher, this one doubles down by also being directed by the super creep from Last House on the Left, David Hess. However what it lacks in art, story and star power they fill in with blood, boobs, Santa and the one and only Harry Reems. So win win win!? This festive flick is currently streaming on TUBI so go give it a watch and join the FM3 for some Xmas fun! Happy Holidays!