Monkey Trial: Custody Battle for the Planet of the Apes

Your Source for Everything Goblin-town!Discord (“We stop airing new episodes and Monster Right starts speciating.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialMusic by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! IN THE NAME OF PODCASTING, NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE PODCASTING!

Do humans deserve to keep ruling Earth, or is it time to give the apes a chance? Or is there a secret, third, weird option? Your not one, not two, but THREE hominid co-hosts put their heads together and decide the fate of the Planet of the Apes!Discord (“Happy Bug Catching Contest Day, Everyone!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they actually follow up on a bit from two years ago like anyone was keeping track.

It took over half a century for the stop-motion movie The Primevals (2023) to finally get released. This grand tale of lizard men, yetis, different lizard men, and different yetis (who are also lizard men) left us with a concern that rarely gets addressed in "lost world" media: What happens next?Discord (“Honestly, that guy could have gotten way more cows for so many magic beans.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they survive a gladiator match.

In Monarch's defense, how do you house a type specimen that's larger than the museum?Discord (“Pirates of the Cambrian: Curse of the Black Uh Do Pearls Exist Yet Hang On Let Me Check”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if Kurt Russell and his son play the older and younger versions of them, respectively.

A realistic, two-hour dinner conversation doesn't look like the kind of movie where you'd find a monster, right? But looks can be deceiving. This week, we're going where no monster podcast has gone before!Discord (“Yardwork is just an excuse for adults to play dinosaur.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have opinions about the relative quality of all six seasons of Community.

Be not afraid! Eternal bliss doesn't pay the bills, so it's time for the heavenly host of angels to proclaim with unending hymns the reason for the 6,000-year gap in their resumé. Dust off your halo, preen your wings, and call your optometrist, because this week we're getting biblically accurate!Discord (“I want to dig for fossils and then eat every one I find to obliterate all evidence of life on this planet.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be your angle....or yuor devil.

Way back in cowboy times, a small town in Iowa was visited by a pterodactyl with laser vision. What better way is there to start the morning than by unpacking that?Discord (“[recent quote from Discord]”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2Email: [email protected]: @monsterrightpod.bsky.socialDISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can think of literally anything funny or interesting to say about Iowa.

In 1975, Universal Pictures released Jaws, the birth of a new shark-centric media landscape. But after the critical and financial failure of its three subsequent installments, the franchise was indefinitely abandoned. Now, in 2025, the powers that be have called on two snarky monster devotees to unearth the concept. We're Adam and Allie. Are You Afraid of the Shark Universe? Discord (“And you must be married to peanut butter. Because you're jelly.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: [email protected] Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they radio in and get a bigger boat.

This episode may contain some politics, mission statements, and broad generalizations. My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead. Discord (“Look into the dark of what you do not know and feel hope instead of fear.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: [email protected] Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stay calm for once, instead of flying off the handle.

Adam was missing for several weeks in 2023. Upon his return, something still felt wrong. Imagination, it turns out, is a very dangerous thing. Discord (“Unfortunately, it is possible that being in such proximity to me scrambled Yarrow's brain, cosmic horror that I am.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2 Email: [email protected] Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take a three-month two-month mental health break.