New Year's Resolutions

I am old, but not old enough to not start. I have dormant displacement-fuelled rage, I think Celine Song was robbed of an Oscar nom and I LOVE children. 

It's true. I've got a lot of goals. I talk about the Sopranos. I'm spiked on coffee. I have a lot of free time on my hands. We are reviving winter here. Get excited!

The women discuss the perils of being a baby woman, the virtue of marriage, the spiritual utility of psychics and question if NAV suffers from a glass ceiling as an Indian rapper despite the ability to pander to a demographic of 1.2 billion+ people.

The women discuss the phenomenons of strawberry girl, latte makeup, and blueberry milk nails that are fuelling a Gen Z identity crisis, the long-term effects of permanent cosmetic changes inspired by trends, and the social repercussions of a grown adult cisgender heterosexual male sitting front row at a Drake concert.

The women discuss the bizarre rise of state-run social media accounts, the true cost of independent media censorship and Jon Stewart's COVID-lab leak theory.

The women discuss Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche's TERF drama, The Pulitzer Prize board's awarding of a Special Citation to Darnella Frazier and the controversy of the In the Heights casting.