Episode 14: The Universe’s Biggest Headache

"Danger will always catch you; running away only lessens the force you can use against it." Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Olivia Johnson, and Brandt Wolf. No high school tests were cheated on in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information, and to witness our social media antics when they occur. 

"Curiosity: the most playful force in the universe." Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No Helios sailors were harmed in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information, and to witness our social media antics when they occur. 

"Goodness is an act, but that doesn't mean it's merely a mask." Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, and Lauren Johnson. No food was poisoned in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information, and to be privy to our social media antics when they occur. 

"You are an ocean contained in flesh; what hides within your deepest waters?" Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Brandt Wolf. No anchor lines were harmed in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information, and to be privy to our social media antics when they occur. 

"Mysteries without, mysteries within; oh what a marvelous thing it is to exist." Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No actuators were harmed in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information, and to be privy to our social media antics when they occur. 

“Self-awareness rarely penetrates as deeply as we think: this is both a blessing and a curse, a weapon and a weakness, a potential for growth and a trap for stagnation.” Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. Some cheese was consumed in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information, and to be privy to our social media antics when they occur. 

"The middle of nowhere is the edge of everywhere." Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No hawks or handsaws were harmed in the making of this episode. Check out our website (www.erraticuspod.com), our Twitter (@erraticuspod), or our Tumblr (@erraticuspodcast) for more information and to be privy to our social media antics when they occur. 

"A road genuinely paved with good intentions will rarely actually lead to perdition."   Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, and Becky Newton. No ceilings were harmed in the making of this episode.    Check out our website, www.erraticuspod.com, or follow us on Twitter at @erraticuspod for more information. 

"When time is running out and tension is running high, just know: true failure is only achieved when there is an absence of hope."   Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton, Jacob Zarick, Becky Newton, and Brandt Wolf. No anchor lines were harmed in the making of this episode.    Check out our website, www.erraticuspod.com, or follow us on Twitter at @erraticuspod for more information. 

"The present is dictated by the past but the future, paradoxically, is forever malleable."   Episode written by Sarah Newton and featuring the voices of Sarah Newton and Jacob Zarick. No magnet thingies were harmed in the making of this episode.   Please check out our website, www.erraticuspod.com or follow us on Twitter at @erraticuspod for more information.