Paul Scheer - My Dolphin, My Choice

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Steph Tolev (Filth Queen, Steph Infection podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes a man that was found floating down a Portland river on a makeshift raft, Jason explains why a medical clinic receives unsolicited urine samples, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 against a stripper because she won't have sex for money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince, BetterHelp, and Hims! Stick to the staples that last—with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns. Unwind from work, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.

Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims!  Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.

Comedian and podcaster Greg Warren (The Champ) stops by as Daniel describes how a proctologist is shocked to find money inside a patient, Jason explains how a child took his little sister to McDonalds for breakfast in the family car, and Randy warns against getting stuck on Mount Fuji twice in one week, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Quince! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT.  Stick to the staples that last—with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns.

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Magic Mind and Hims! Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer with our link and code https://www.magicmind.com/dpt60 & DPT60. Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.

Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.

Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. 

Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT for your personalized ED treatment options. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApet insurance.com/DPT.

Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Quince! Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.