S01E20: Do No Harm

They said it would never happen, but guess what? Dharma Fish Biscuits is BACK for Season 2, baby. We're talking flash-jacks, we're talking men of science and indeed of faith, and our podcast's closing sting FINALLY has a modicum of context. Follow us down the hatch and let's see awaits us!   Here’s what’s in this episode:   00:04:04 Opening scene discussion 00:08:17 Flash-jack discussion 00:23:11 On-island discussion 00:53:00 Fuck, Marry, or Kill? 00:54:42 Miscellaneous on-island business 01:00:49 Connor's corner 01:03:31 Hot ranking Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

SURPRISE! We're back! ... Sort of. As promised/threatened, we decided to hop back on the mic to wrap up some of our character thoughts following Season 1, and to chat about some social media comments and emails from listeners. Wanna know our ultimate FMK? Or how an Island-wide orgy would play out? Or maybe you actually want to hear us talk about Jack and Locke's competing leadership styles, and which scenes of Season 1 reached the God Tier for us. Whatever you're here for, we've got you covered.   Here's what's in the episode: 01:25 Jack character discussion 08:41 Locke character discussion 13:04 social media comment discussion 20:45 Listener emails 33:46 Predictions for Season 2   Want to hear spoilery versions of the episodes? Head to www.patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits and join us for free.  Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected]. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

It’s the end of season one and Helen and Alex are still dealing with the great unanswered questions of Lost, such as "Who would be the members of the island boy band?".   Here’s what’s in this episode:   00:03:04 Flashback discussion 00:13:59 On-island discussion: Operation Baby Retrieval 00:19:55 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:23:40 On-island discussion: Raft Town 00:33:26 On-island discussion: Team Hatch 01:02:36 Connor’s corner 01:07:21 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

We continue our finale voyage, pulling straws for dynamite, and trying to work out a mnemonic to remember which one is Scott and which one is Steve. One more to go, baby!   Here's what's in this episode: 02:38 Flashback discussion 07:55 On-island discussion 42:11 Miscellaneous on-island discussions 46:40 Fuck, marry or kill? 48:16 Connor’s corner 50:14 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex can’t stop crying over Vincent as the raft Exoduses… only to wash up 10 metres away on the beach.    Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:03:24 Flashback discussion 00:20:59 On-island discussion 00:39:34 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:01:32 Connor’s corner 01:05:53 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Alex has some problems with the logistics of Kate's running, and we get to meet one of our favourite guest stars: Zelda Spellman.   Here's what's in this episode: 00:03:35 Flashback discussion 00:16:28 Kate on-island discussion  00:42:53 Non-Kate on-island discussion 00:46:24 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:55:16 Connor’s corner 00:56:53 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on TikTok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected]. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen and Alex attend a Booneral and have some notes on the eulogies. Helen rejects the Locke/Jack dichotomy.   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:03:35 Flashback discussion 00:15:59 Sayid on-island discussion  00:49:31 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:55:03 Non-Sayid on-island discussion 01:01:52 Connor’s corner 01:03:01 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

We are sadly losing our first main castaway in this episode, but the real question on everyone's lips is: who's the knitter on the island?   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:02:10 Jack flashback discussion 00:18:05 Jack on-island discussion 00:21:41 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:42:50 Claire on-island discussion 00:52:59 Other on-island discussion 00:58:25 Connor's Corner 01:00:34 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen has a new unifying theory of Lost and it’s the game Mousetrap.   Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:02:34 Flashback discussion 00:26:39 Locke on-island discussion 00:56:02 Non-Locke on-island discussion 00:57:14 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:03:204 Connor’s corner 01:06:42 Hot ranking   For this episode we particularly recommend seeking out the spoilery version if you've seen Lost before. You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected].   Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.   Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

We are deep into Real Lost Shit this week as we welcome the iconic numbers to the show. Plus it’s a great week for our female characters as legend Danielle Rousseau returns, and we have a new queen on the scene: Carmen Reyes. Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:04:06 Flashback discussion 00:24:49 Hurley on-island discussion 00:26:38 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:54:16 Non-Hurley on-island discussion 00:59:39 Connor's corner 01:01:03 Hot ranking   Want to hear the uncensored, spoilery version of this episode? You’ll find it at our Patreon, free to join until further notice: patreon.com/dharmafishbiscuits.   Follow us on Instagram @dharmafishbiscuitspod and on Tiktok @dharmafishbiscuits, or write us an email at [email protected]. Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson. Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026