The Important Broadcast Module 457: Earthlings

As you know, it's MOT season. The results of Danny's MOT are in, and they are not to be missed. Plus, Steve's burglar alarm went off this week in what some are describing as an extreme paranormal event.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Chris of Ipswich (formerly Basildon).Thank you.

It's a spooky time of year, if you subscribe to that sort of thing. For one listener on a date yesterday, it all got far too real though and ultimately, they will need to flee the city. Plus, Steve's toilet predicaments and how to deal with a goblin at your door.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Matt of Stratford & all of the participants in the Marathon Swim.Thank you.

This podcast is for aural use only. Please do not attempt to apply this podcast directly to skin. Not for internal use. The Great Leader is here to insert many thoughts directly into your ear canal. Is breakfast paid for? Check. When is a walk a hike? Nobody knows. Which Prime Ministers had tattoos? We may never know.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Jacob, Freddie & Charlotte Thank you.

A few people have been concerned by a lack of consumer advice recently. The Great Leader hears you and he gives you what you want. Plus, Steve's jammies, fish hats and old shoes.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to James, Tom, Patty & Selma.Thank you.

It's only fair to acknowledge that when The Great Leader delves into the paranormal, there is occasionally an ulterior motive. We all, including The Great Leader Himself, enjoy hearing Steve get wound up by excessive detail, but this week there is something that demands a closer look. What was really going on? Plus, the Northern Lights, Scotland, counterfeit biscuits (finally) and a piece of advice from "business Steve".Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Hannah & Jane.Thank you.

It's D-DAY, which is not to say it's Dan day, because that's every day... THIS D-Day is dedication day, because for reasons unknown, many, many listeners made time-specific dedication requests falling on, or around this very day. It coincides with The Important Broadcast welcoming a new neighbour in the shape of Steve Jones, whom The Great Leader was not in the least bit threatened by. Plus, another Steve invention and a spooky tale from the toy box. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Simon, the Terrible Two-Year-Old, Sophie & Louis.Thank you.

The Great Leader opened the doors for listeners to contribute today and luckily they didn't let themselves down. Lovely. After all that, there was still plenty more to talk about, including Steve's method for measuring olive oil and how exactly one can bridge the generational divide, should one want or need to.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Natalie, Eddie & Ruth.Thank you.

Sometimes, the IBS emerge from your device strong, warmed up and at the top of their game. However, don't you think it would be unfair of you to expect that EVERY time? Surely you have to accept that Steve is human and sometimes, just sometimes, he might need the first 30 minutes of the show to warm up. Is that not ok!? Not to worry, because once he'd warmed up, it all fell into place. Toothbrushes, hair, team-building exercises and almost everything in between, plus a new Radio X directive for The Great Leader to try out. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Laura.Thank you.

Steve has a lot to unload this week. Luckily, The Great Leader bears the weight of a thousand men, so it is no challenge. Firstly, there are Steve's international piano lessons. Then, there's the issue of how many times he might have to go and see 'the new Nolan.' The Great Leader simply listens and advises better than any wiseman ever could. He is flawless.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Em (Emily). Thank you.

When The Great Leader asks "who else is doing this on the radio?" it means he's about to do something that, quite literally, nobody else would dare to do on the radio. Such is his courage. Steve, to his credit, will back The Great Leader through all of this and for that he, too, should be commended. This week there are conversations which include milk, sitcoms and Father Christmas. Enjoy.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Tony (48). Thank you.