316: Why Husbands Hate Shopping at Costco with Their Wives

Nurse Blake (stand-up & viral nurse creator) joins us on Correct Opinions Ep. 318 to talk true hospital stories, touring as a comedian, sobriety, burnout in healthcare, and the wild things nurses see every day.  Support the show! Get 33% off your Basic Wine order at http://basiccellars.com and use code RECTIES Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/5zhgqoej] #CashAppPod.  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Go to http://RO.CO/CORRECTOPINIONS to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code CORRECTOPINIONS at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CORRECTOPINIONS #BRUNTpod 

Shocking ovulation-device story to birthday chaos, race prep, reality-TV drama, and more.  Support the show! http://www.BASICCELLARS.COM Use code: RECTIES for 33% OFF! VISIT http://EVERYPLATE.COM/PODCAST New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal.  Use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Trey and Katie dive deep into one of marriage’s greatest tests: the Costco trip. From free samples to bulk-buy arguments, they hilariously expose why couples can’t survive a peaceful shopping run together. Plus, they cover puzzle wars, marriage “no-go” zones, and the weird satisfaction of a perfect nap. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Function is a near-360 view to see what’s happening in your body, and my first 1000 followers get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit http://www.functionhealth.com/TREY or use gift code TREY100 at sign up to own your health.

Christmas season begins early in the Kennedy house. Trey & Katie debate the proper time to put up a Christmas tree (Nov. 1 loyalists rise), lottery delusions, sports betting parlays, fantasy football domination, pajama etiquette around in-laws, meal prep vs leftovers, and more domestic chaos. Plus, Russell Dickerson and his wife Kailey stop by to talk touring, parenting, and credit-card-queen life. Drop a comment: When do you put up your Christmas tree? Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast Get 40% off your entire order at http://Lolablankets.com by using code CORRECTOPINIONS at checkout.  Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. VISIT http://www.FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. Basic Cellars limited orange wine available now! Visit: http://basiccellars.com and use code "recties" for 33% off! Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/5zhgqoej] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. 

The Correct Opinions crew is back - and the studio might be toxic. Trey, Jake, and Katie kick things off with a disgusting mold discovery before spiraling into parenting panic (a choking scare 😬), influencer adventures, and Trey’s bold move DM’ing Travis Kelce’s new steakhouse for a reservation. They also dive into Chiefs tickets drama, “just say why you can’t come” etiquette, and fan-submitted Correct Opinions.  Sponsors: VISIT http://EVERYPLATE.COM/PODCAST New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes! http://patreon.com/treykennedy 🎧 New episodes every week — subscribe for more laughs and Correct Opinions. Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Trey & Katie get a reality check about hiring closet organizers (and how that went off the rails fast) from Jake. Plus: safari date night outfits, the scoop-neck era, and how much those “simple” organizers actually cost. Function is a near-360 view to see what’s happening in your body, and my first 1000 listeners get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit http://www.functionhealth.com/TREY or use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health.
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Tour news, a surprisingly radioactive story, my MRI meltdown (true vulnerability hour), plus we read some of y’all’s absolute wildest comments. If you’ve ever wondered what being “radioactive” feels like, or how an MRI makes you question your life choices... this episode is for you. Hit the road with us (tour link below), drop a five-star review, and tell me what city I forgot. Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. See Trey LIVE! Tickets: http://treykennedy.com/tour Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Trey, Katie, and Jake share their “Correct Opinions” this week: Trey claims he’s not mean—people are just dumb, Katie takes on board game maniacs, and Jake exposes the lies of YouTube Zen. Plus, they debate the funniest names for throwing up . VISIT http://GrowTherapy.com/CORRECTOPINIONS Whatever challenges you’re facing, Grow Therapy is here to help. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Availability and coverage vary by state and insurance plan. VISIT http://FUNCTIONHEALTH.COM/TREY The first 1000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health. Get your Lola Blanket today! Use code: CORRECTOPINIONS for 35% off at http://lolablankets.com

Trey, Katie, and Jake catch up with tour news and family chaos before diving into a packed Correct Opinions — from small-world beach stories and a lost diamond saga, to roasting bocce ball and airport FaceTimers. The highlight: reacting to a cowboy-looking Instagram influencer who gives wildly cringy “how to excite your woman” tutorials. VISIT http://EVERYPLATE.COM/PODCAST New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Use code trey199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Join the Patreon! http://patreon.com/treykennedy Get tour tickets! http://treykennedy.com/tour Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast

Trey, Jake and Katie (with guest-producer Timon) trade parenting horror stories and scroll-culture hot takes — from toddler haircuts and millennial Instagram slideshows to panhandling/pizza stories, whether iPhones should cost more, and a riff on MrBeast-style viral stunts. Whatever challenges you’re facing, Grow Therapy is here to help. Sessions average about $21 with insurance and some pay as little as $0, depending on their plan. Visit http://GrowTherapy.com/CORRECTOPINIONS today to get started.  Function is a near-360 view to see what’s happening in your body, and my first 1000 listeners get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit http://www.functionhealth.com/TREY or use gift code TREY100 at sign-up to own your health.
 00:00 – Intro & Derek’s kid haircut joke 01:14 – Guest producer Timon + Derek’s hospital update 02:21 – Instagram “photo with music = millennial” rant 04:28 – What music belongs behind family pics? 05:09 – Forrest Frank / kid-friendly song talk 07:23 – Cranky photo & grass-driving story 09:27 – “Correct Opinions”: visual vs. auditory learners 11:53 – Homeless pizza refusal story 14:26 – Pickleball shoot + Caitlin Clark mention 18:28 – Ad: Function Health 19:02 – iPhone should cost more (Trey’s hot take) 24:00 – Phone priorities & culture chat 29:23 – Ad: Grow Therapy 30:24 – Tour talk: kids on the bus & Cali shows 57:42 – Reality TV riffs 58:03 – MrBeast & “Squid-Game” vibes 01:00:34 – “Summer I Turned Pretty” & TV talk 01:01:05 – Wrap-up & sign off Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL3ESPT9yf1T8x6L0P4d39w?sub_confirmation=1   Subscribe to Correct Opinions on Apple: http://bit.ly/COPodcast