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This week, Busy and Caissie attempt to discuss papal history to the best of their ability. They are holding out hope for a good Pope. They’re also discussing the benefits of not drinking as much, loving weddings while thinking the institution of marriage is bullshit, how second children sometimes fall through the cracks on teachable moments, who Caissie has been in talks with about possibly coming on the pod, how much both women love any type of before and after reveal, and how Trading Spaces was the best show on television, including the villain arc of designer Hildi Santo-Tomas when she famously glued hay to the walls of an unsuspecting homeowner/victim. SPONSORS: http://Ollie.com/BEST CODE: BEST for 60% off your first box of fresh, clean, real food for your dog, delivered to your door. http://ThriveCausemetics.com/BEST for 20% off your first order of innovative cosmetics, including Busy’s fave Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and Bigger Than Beauty skincare. Plus, your purchase benefits some great causes! Goodles, nutritionally packed mac and cheese with protein, prebiotic fiber and fantastic flavors, available at your fave grocery store! http://CornbreadHemp.com/BEST CODE: BEST for 30% off your first order from America’s first ever USDA organic THC Gummy company!

This week, Busy and Caissie talk to their friend, comedian and former star of ABC’s “A Million Little Things,” Cameron Esposito. Cameron’s new comedy special 4Pills on http://www.Dropout.TV, which Cameron also directed, is an honest and hilarious account of receiving a life-changing diagnosis of bipolar disorder at age 40. Other topics discussed with Cameron include: Should celebrities go to space? Chunky periods. Is being pregnant a weird experience? Yankee Candle pride. And having the same arms as Emily Blunt. SPONSORS:  http://HelixSleep.com/BEST for 20% off any mattress site wide! http://Blueland.com/BEST for 15% off your first order of chic, endlessly refillable, environmentally friendly and most important, great working and smelling household cleaning products! http://Wildgrain.com/BUSY PROMO CODE: BUSY for $30 off your first box of bake from frozen artisanal breads, pastries and pastas. PLUS A FREE CROISSANTS IN EVERY BOX! http://ForiaWellness.com/BEST CODE: BEST for 20% off your 1st order of all-natural plant based intimacy products for mind-blowing sex http://HiyaHealth.com/BUSY for 50% off your first order of pediatrician approved superpowered chewable children’s vitamins!

This week, Busy’s BFF Michelle Williams is here to talk to Biz and Caissie about her hilarious and gorgeous new show Dying for Sex on F/X. She also shares her favorite “water recipe,” plus a green juice recipe she swears tastes as rich, creamy and sweet as whole milk! SPOILER ALERT: The White Lotus season finale is discussed. CONTENT WARNING: Frank discussion of death and dying. SPONSORS: http://HungryRoot.com/BUSY for 40% off your first box of fresh high quality food and ready-to-make recipes delivered to your door PLUS a free item in every box for life. http://Shopbeam.com/BUSY CODE: BUSY for 35% off Glow by Beam, the once daily hormone balancing blend low sugar drink mix! http://DrinkLMNT.com/BEST for a free 8 flavor sample pack of LMNT electrolyte drink mix with any order http://ThriveCausemetics.com/BEST for 20% off your first order of innovative cosmetics, including Busy’s fave Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and Bigger Than Beauty skincare. Plus, your purchase benefits some great causes! http://HiyaHealth.com/BUSY for 50% off your first order of pediatrician approved superpowered chewable children’s vitamins!

This week, Busy tells a story of the time she got a big part, but another actress who seems like she thought she should have gotten the part showed up to her trailer and banged on the door. Caissie describes her cross country train trip. And both women go deep on what’s so frustrating about feeling like you’re giving off “pick me” energy. SPONSORS: http://Wildgrain.com/BUSY PROMO CODE: BUSY for $30 off your first box of bake from frozen artisanal breads, pastries and pastas. Plus free croissants! http://ThriveCausemetics.com/BEST for 20% off your first order of innovative cosmetics, including Busy’s fave Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara. Check out the special set price for Liquid Lash Extensions and a Mini Brilliant Eye Brightener! http://Shopbeam.com/BUSY CODE: BUSY for 35% off Glow by Beam, the once daily hormone balancing blend low sugar drink mix! http://DoseDaily.co/BEST for 30% off your first month’s subscription to Dose for Your Liver, organic wellness shots formulated by scientists to support your liver function http://CornbreadHemp.com/BEST CODE: BEST for 30% off your first order from America’s first ever USDA organic THC Gummy company!

This week, Busy recaps her trip to London & Paris & reveals the terrible mistake she made immediately upon touching down in the United States. Caissie reveals that she’ll be traveling to New York for the QVC show…by cross-country train! Choo choo!  SPONSORS: GoPureBeauty.com CODE: BEST for 25% off your order of GoPure’s cruelty-free,  paraben-free and sulfate-free beauty products, including their viral Tighten & Lift Neck Cream! http://HungryRoot.com/BUSY for 40% off your first order of fresh high quality food and ready-to-make recipes delivered to your door PLUS a free item in every box for life. http://Shopbeam.com/BUSY CODE: BUSY for 35% off Glow by Beam, the once daily hormone balancing blend low sugar drink mix! http://Blueland.com/BEST for 15% off your first order of chic, endlessly refillable, environmentally friendly and most important, great working and smelling household cleaning products! Goodles, nutritionally packed mac and cheese with protein, prebiotic fiber and fantastic flavors, available at your fave grocery store! http://ForiaWellness.com/BEST CODE: BEST for 20% off your 1st order of all-natural plant based intimacy products for mind-blowing sex

Busy and Caissie are back for a chat, but they’ve got to make it quick because for some reason Busy’s phone said she had eleven emails but it was really four thousand. And she’s gotta pack for a big trip. But there’s plenty of time to talk about what it takes to feel at home in a place and huge life problems that might actually just be ADHD. And plenty of time to pull some cards for the week ahead and recommend some recent favorite things! SPONSORS: http://MyAlloy.com/BEST  CODE: BEST for a fully customized treatment plan for your menopause symptoms with $20 off your first order! Goodles, nutritionally packed mac and cheese with protein, prebiotic fiber and fantastic flavors, available at your fave grocery store! http://HiyaHealth.com/BUSY for 50% off your first order of pediatrician approved superpowered chewable children’s vitamins! http://HelixSleep.com/BEST for a March Madness discount of 20% off  site wide! http://ThriveCausemetics.com/BEST for 20% off your first order of innovative cosmetics, including Busy’s fave Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and Bigger Than Beauty skincare. Plus, your purchase benefits some great causes! http://CornbreadHemp.com/BEST CODE: BEST for Buy One Get One Free on all products from America’s first ever USDA organic THC Gummy company!

In this week’s belated episode, Busy is recuperating from a virus and her voice is mostly back. She and Caissie answer listener questions they asked you to submit on the Instagram post announcing they needed to take a sick day delay. They’re giving their thoughts on everything from The Duchess of Sussex’s new homemaking show to their thoughts on people using Ozempic to potential puppet porn. http://NakedWines.com/BEST click ‘Enter Voucher’ and put in our code BEST for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included.  That’s $100 off your first six bottles at NakedWines.com/BEST with code AND password BEST  http://ForiaWellness.com/BEST CODE: BEST for 20% off your 1st order of all-natural plant based intimacy products for mind-blowing sex http://Blueland.com/BEST for 15% off your first order of chic, endlessly refillable, environmentally friendly and most important, great working and smelling household cleaning products! http://RocketMoney.com/Busy to cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster

This week, Busy and Caissie are talking about all the small things. There’s Hollywood goss, charcuterie wishes, dream journaling and angel numbers. Plus, should Busy’s ex-husband open a smash burger ghost kitchen?  SPONSORS: http://HungryRoot.com/BUSY for 40% off your first order of fresh high quality food and ready-to-make recipes delivered to your door PLUS a free item in every box for life. http://DoseDaily.co/BEST for 30% off your first month’s subscription to Dose for Your Liver, organic wellness shots formulated by scientists to support your liver function Goodles, nutritionally packed mac and cheese with protein, prebiotic fiber and fantastic flavors, available at your fave grocery store! http://OPOSITIV.com/Busy for 25% off your first purchase of symptom-targeting supplements that support women at every stage of life, from their first period to well beyond their last.

This week, Busy and Caissie are joined by one of Busy’s besties, and star of the hit show Severance on Apple TV+, Jen Tullock. They discuss prop babies, Real Dolls, Jen’s show Severance (don’t worry, no spoilers!), Busy’s date standing her up, how we should deal with common phrases that sound too violent to some ears, the recent aviation horrors and how they’re navigating their fears of death. And that Netflix series Apple Cider Vinegar because Jen really, really loves Kaitlyn Dever. CONTENT WARNING: There is frank discussion of death and dying, as well as traumatizing childhood experiences. SPONSORS: http://ThriveCausemetics.com/BEST for 20% off your first order of innovative cosmetics, including Busy’s fave Liquid Lash Extensions Mascara and Bigger Than Beauty skincare. Plus, your purchase benefits some great causes! http://Blueland.com/BEST for 15% off your first order of chic, endlessly refillable, environmentally friendly and most important, great working and smelling household cleaning products! http://CornbreadHemp.com/BEST CODE: BEST for Buy One Get One Free on all products from America’s first ever USDA organic THC Gummy company! http://DrinkLMNT.com/BEST for a free 8 flavor sample pack of LMNT electrolyte drink mix with any order http://HiyaHealth.com/BUSY for 50% off your first order of pediatrician approved superpowered chewable children’s vitamins!

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