Vicki Needs a Toilet But Luann Has a "Fun" Toilet Story (RHUGT Full Recap S5E9)

What's up bros?? We're back to hang out with Carole for the first time in 8 years and what has she been up to? Mostly renovating a kitchen/office/kitchen and working from her car. Nothing else of note really happened to Carole recently right? Oh right the book! And the Show! And the list?? Not that yet anyway. What we didn't expect was to get into Daisy's tutor uhhhh affairs.... By affairs I mean clearly just the day to day operations not the other thing guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? While we're only in Miami for a short time, who says we can't just imagine that we're here for RHOM? Maybe, just maybe Bravo is somewhat soft launching a new season coming to our eyes and hearts soon so we can hope! Thankfully Vicki has lightened up a little thanks to a BM and some tequila but all eyes are fixated on Luann from her stories to her drinking to her singing, how can you not. It's that point in the trip when patience is wearing thin and things are getting messy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We've hit the breaking point; it's officially hate-watch season on OC and it's been a long time coming. What was once a boring season with nothing to latch on to has become a show with the most trivial storylines and the biggest double flop in Bravo history. What is Vicki doing on this show (and UGT) if she doesn't want to be here? Now the stupid sharks smell the "blood" in the water and decide they're going after her as well as Carmella and Heather's budding friendship? Give us a break. Hate Watch Season 2026 - all aboard! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? What a season we had in NYC and what a finish this was. Clearly the main focus is central around Ariana's love dilemma but there's so much more to this show and what makes it good. Everyone has differing opinions based on their outlook and friendships but somehow it all comes together in a beautiful incredibly messy melting pot. We're pumped for the reunion and you should be too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're in our new new third era of RHONY and maybe, just maybe this one will work! We actually say that with all sincerity as this episode was actually pretty entertaining. Maybe the strategy of 3 of the only interesting cast mates from the last rendition of RHONY + newbies will actually work out being that they have friendships with these new cast mates. Either way, let's hope we have another good housewives show or at the very least, a watchable housewives show. God, the bar is so low. Thanks OC & BH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros??? We're still in ATL for the tail-end of the party that seemed like the beginning of the Lisa Barlow witch hunt but maybe there is some truth to what Gizelle is thinking about LB even in spite of Heather's unbelievably annoying performance at this party. We spend a great deal discussing Heather Gay and that's probably exactly what she wanted but maybe not in the light we speak about it. Other than that, there's a lot of really good nostalgia for Atlanta with Nene at the center and isn't that exactly what we wanted? Next up, Miami! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're doing our best over here with this show but at this point, please get it together ladies. While Tamra is playing with her alter-ego and trying to save her marriage, it seems the rest of the ladies are in a tizzy because Heather might like Carmella? I guess that's what we're doing now. Anyway, let's hope this blossoming friendship is enough to make the rest of these ladies show up to work and STOP BEING BORING AS HELL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Safe to say, the ski trip was a complete success from our standpoint and probably not from half of the cast's but that's what makes for great TV. While some of the Charlie/Liam stuff gets "squashed", Emira has had enough of watching the flip-flopping and declares that she is fully taking space from Charlie for her own well-being and that's probably the right move. Now, speaking of wrong moves, Arianna continues to dig herself a hole but a situation that has gone from Charlie being wrong to Arianna being wrong will ultimately end up with Liam being wrong for not cutting ties sooner, but we're here for this roller coaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We've landed in the ATL for Nene's (full) comeback and we're so happy to be here. We're also happy that Danny and Nia are reportedly off the Valley but that's not what this episode is about we're just telling everyone gleefully. Thankfully, some of our potential outlook issues with RHOSLC are quelled when we find out this is happening 4 days after the reunion aired but even so, it's still frustrating to see Heather act the way she did. Maybe she's jealous of LB being on this show or she's still just hammering home her storyline about LB, either way she needs to figure it out and figure it out fast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're off to the Ranch somewhere very far away from pretty much everything to see how Carmella lives and raises her children first-hand (ahem Vicki ahem) but not before our stop to check-in on how everyone wants the season to go and oh boy we're still trying this take down of Heather. Surely that will go well! Oh, also, Emily & Shane are in a hard place with their marriage and we're blaming the kids? or responsibilities? We don't know what's going on there or really care for that matter but again, still boring but not BAD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices