TyRANTS

In this rant: par-asocial relationships with disasters, CRSSD music festival recap, the return of termite city, Christina Aguilera at Barry’s, 5th annual pumpkin day, the Diddy x Beyoncé conspiracy theory, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an alligator tour guide, Chappell Roan discourse, Harlequin by Lady Gaga, and Chimp Crazy on max. 

In this totally random rant: Halloween costumes, Anna delvy exits dwts, iOS 18, the man buried above Marilyn Monroe, Moo Deng, mountain lions, the man who found a 26 year old lego in his nose, Katy Perry’s new album (again), Costco apartments, the quietest place on earth, the brightness of the moon, the pandas at the San Diego zoo that won’t hook up, Pangea, where we get materials, and big brother on CBS. 

In this rant: seasonal depression, Halloween costume frenzy, ‘143’ by Katy Perry, celebrity hate trains, dancing with the stars, and SWEAT tour fomo. 

In this rant: the TyRANTS cover that never was, Jaci Smith and Ty are getting scammed, homophobic straight clubs, mourning the loss of summer, weekend recap, The Weeknd’s new song, instagrams new teen protected accounts, and the VMA’s. 

In this rant: Flagstaff recap, Vegas recap, my veneer falling out, Freddie from Love Is Blind UK, Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl halftime show, Beyoncé attends ex assistants’ wedding, Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu. 

In this rant: Aspyn Ovard joins Ty to rant about moving to California, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Divorce, par-asocial relationships, balancing privacy in the public eye, drinking alcohol, dating, influencer trips, TikTok vs YouTube, Chappell Roan, Disney Channel, meeting Sabrina Carpenter, the Katy Perry party, and getting married young. 

In this totally random: Sphen the gay penguin, why we need sleep, why do humans have to cook meat and animals don’t, the life of ants, evolution of human hands, Ralph Lauren, social security hackers, the new ABC’s, commercial jingles, the hollywoodland sign, mass extinctions on earth, astronauts, tattoos in Japan, high school musical plot, and our big brother thoughts. 

In this rant: mercury’s in retrograde, HSM 2 turned 17, Miley Cyrus inducted into Disney Legends, punishing yourself after feral activities, when is Fall, the Demure trend, Lady Gaga x Bruno Mars ‘Die With A Smile’, justice for Katy Perry, Love Island USA Season 6 Reunion recap, and celebrity leaks. 

In this rant: Ty’s mullet era is back, skating with RuPaul, ADT security shit show, airport nightmares, a bus ride from hell to the Rams game, the 4.7 magnitude earthquake, Jennifer Aniston dating rumor you won’t believe, Tezza on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, Katy Perry ‘Lifetimes’, Ibiza pronunciation, Diet Pepsi, breakdancing at the Olympics, and the Brooke Schofield cancellation. 

In this rant: wedding weekend in Idaho recap, Ty’s new air conditioning unit, Ty hung a disco ball, TyRANTS 2 year anniversary, the long hair struggle, motorcycle nightmares, boyfriend sacrifices, love island drama, Tezza’s new baby, Kamala Harris picks Tim Walz as VP, Olympics drama, Britney’s movie announcement, and brat summer’s not over.