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KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer swap birdwatching joys before diving into a very online fact-checking frenzy.What You'll Hear Birds, Apps, and Being Chosen: From city hawks to mysterious owl encounters, a simple hobby turns into a surprisingly grounding way to notice the world—and maybe feel noticed back.'Love Story' Under a Microscope: A new FX series about JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette sparks debates, corrections, and a bigger question: how much truth do we expect from dramatized real lives?Tiny Animals and Timeless TV: A feed full of suspiciously adorable creatures leads to a gentle spiral into comfort rewatches, canceled reboots, and the shows that still hold up.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:30 Birdwatching and spring sightings04:30 Checking in on the nightgeist 05:00 JFK Jr. and Carolyn love story fact-checking10:00 Celebrity history and relationship myths17:15 Tiny animals on the internet19:00 Rewatching TV and Buffy talk21:40 Goodnight & sign-offFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal talk about what kind of content Sophia's been scrolling through this week.What You’ll HearOne Late Night, Maximum: Sophia dreams of a party girl summer with a very reasonable curfew, while Jacquis makes the case for the occasional 3 a.m. adventure. Sound Effects, But Make It Magic: The two get delightfully absorbed in the world of Foley artists and the strange genius of turning everyday objects into cinematic sound. A Very Online Pop Culture Roundup: From Justin Timberlake’s body cam footage to the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary buzz, this scroll has range. Expect nostalgia, curiosity, and a few moments that are funny for reasons no one could have planned.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings02:20 Daylight savings and accidental late nights04:40 Vegas nights and SNL after-parties06:30 A classic scroll 4 u begins07:00 Foley artists and sound magic11:30 Justin Timberlake body cam discourse16:25 Hannah Montana anniversary nostalgia18:45 Dream TV show reunion shows 19:35 Goodnight and sweet dreamsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton host a game night with writer and comedian Garrick Bernard.What You’ll HearSleep Routines & Magnesium Moments: Garrick shares his fall-asleep-anywhere superpower and the nightly rituals that almost keep him there. Kiss Marry Kill: From board games to TikTok archetypes, the group makes some bold (and very relatable) choices about what stays and what absolutely must go.Sci-Fi Showdowns & Cozy Goodnights: Star Trek, Star Wars, and Dune face off before the night winds down with a quiet appreciation for warm air, long walks, and a little serenity.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:00 Sleep routines & night owl life02:30 Magnesium vs melatonin03:30 Kiss Marry Kill: Classic Games06:30 Board games vs puzzles debate07:30 Sardines and chaotic hide and seek10:00 Kiss Marry Kill: TikTok influencer Edition12:30 Sandwich reviewer appreciation14:30 Sci-fi trifecta debate17:00 Why Star Trek feels hopeful18:30 Andor appreciation 21:30 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal settle into the comforts of home, discussing Spencer's Gifts and your NEXT karaoke song. What You’ll Hear:Home Is the Main Event: Why going out sometimes loses to your own couch, your dog, and the luxury of taking your shoes off whenever you want.Mall Lore & Mild Chaos: A nostalgic wander through Spencer’s Gifts, childhood rumors, and the strange little corners of pre-internet culture.From iPods to Karaoke Dreams: How tech reshaped everything—and why finding your next go-to karaoke song feels like a small but meaningful victory.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:45 The case for staying home04:10 Obsessions begin04:30 Spencer’s Gifts nostalgia10:30 The iPod and tech shifts15:10 Karaoke song picks19:20 Wind down & goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton join Matt Bragg for a cozy Sunday Pub Chat about nature, animals, and the surprisingly deep question of what makes a thumb opposable.What You'll Hear:Sunday Reset Energy: What starts as a love letter to slow Sundays turns into a gentle debate about “nature bathing” versus just… going outside. Expect calm vibes, light teasing, and a rebrand of the Sunday scaries.Animal News You Didn’t Know You Needed: The group dives into the story of Fiona, once Britain’s loneliest sheep, now a brand-new mom. It’s heartwarming, slightly mysterious, and raises a few questions about fame.Tiny Creatures, Big Opinions: From chinchillas that refuse affection to the dream of domesticated raccoons, the conversation wanders through pets, capybaras, and—eventually—the true meaning of opposable thumbs.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & Sunday vibes02:10 Nature bathing vs just going outside04:50 Fiona the loneliest sheep update08:00 Capybaras, chinchillas, and pet debates11:30 Do raccoons have opposable thumbs16:45 Winding down for bedFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Kristen Meinzer host a sleepy-style basketball debate with Carl Tart.What You'll Hear:Pre-Bed Bath Wisdom: Carl brings a genuinely elite wind-down routine to the Pillow Fort... complete with Epsom salts, music, and big spa-at-home energy.Snooze or Choose NBA Edition: The trio sorts through some very bedtime-friendly basketball questions, including cursed franchises, international stars, loyal fandom, and which fan bases deserve a little side-eye.Goodnight With a Rivalry Twist: Carl sends one especially pointed goodnight into the night, then shares where listeners can find more of his podcasts and TV work.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:45 Carl’s pre-bed bath routine03:00 Are the Knicks forever cursed?10:30 Are international players taking over basketball?15:35 Does Boston have the worst fan base?20:30 Carl’s goodnight to Jacquis Neal21:20 Carl shares current projects23:00 Goodnight and lights outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton read more wild date stories and decide what’s a red flag, green flag, or something in between.What You'll HearTasteful Taxidermy: A first date comes with a warning—and a surprisingly charming collection. Is this quirky or quietly romantic?High Priestess Energy: A late-night confession takes a surreal turn, raising questions about timing, truth, and the mysteries of Ambien.Moped Gang Dilemmas: Leather jackets, vinyl records, and DJ dreams collide in a personality mix that’s… a lot to process.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:24 Monkey talk 03:20 It Happened One Night begins04:00 Tasteful taxidermy date06:36 Apartment personality test07:39 High priestess confession10:48 Ambien reveal12:12 Moped gang date14:20 Personality vs. try hard15:33 The combination dilemma16:30 Final verdict on moped guy17:00 Kiss marry kill?18:38 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal bring two very different fandoms to bed: WrestleMania season and Survivor.What You'll HearThe Main Event: Jacquis walks Sophia through the deliciously dramatic road to WrestleMania, from legendary heels and babyfaces to the very real appeal of wrestling as theater with body slams. It’s part soap opera, part spectacle, and apparently part contract-signing betrayal.Island Time: Sophia checks in from her Survivor group chat era, where returning players, suspiciously generous edits, and a celebrity reward cameo are keeping everyone very busy. CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings00:31 The 90s nostalgia trend you don't want to miss04:40 It's WrestleMania season07:12 Heels, babyfaces, and Randy Orton’s turn09:45 Roman Reigns vs CM Punk11:23 Women’s matches to look out for 13:43 Is WWE scripted?15:20 Checking in on Survivor 5017:00 Christian’s hero edit18:00 Zach Brown’s visit20:14 GoodnightsFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg drift through a drowsy retelling of a very relaxed mutiny.What You'll Hear:Drowsy History: A slightly foggy journey through the mutiny on the HMS Bounty, where tropical paradise proves a little too convincing—and leadership gets a mixed review.Breadfruit & Bad Decisions: A royal grocery run turns into a life-or-death choice between island living and a long, salty voyage home.Holding a Grudge at Sea: One very determined captain, a tiny boat, and a truly impressive commitment to not letting things go.CHAPTERS00:00 Intro & greetings01:30 Creative routines and comedic inspiration04:00 Drowsy history begins: HMS Bounty09:30 The mutiny unfolds12:00 Captain Bligh’s remarkable journey14:00 The snail joke and comedic timing15:45 Wrapping up the mutiny tale18:00 Navigation, grudges, and goodnightFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal revisit two pop culture moments that hit very differently in hindsight.Lip Sync, Blame Game: KP rewinds to the Milli Vanilli scandal, looking beyond the headline to the people, pressure, and producer behind it. A Selfie Seen Round the World: Jacquis takes us back to the 2014 Oscars selfie that briefly broke the internet. What made it feel so massive at the time, and why it now feels like a snapshot from a much simpler online era.CHAPTERS00:00 Effervescent greetings02:21 Pop culture time machine begins02:45 Meet Milli Vanilli04:30 The rise to fame06:15 The lip syncing revelation08:40 The fallout and public reaction11:05 The producer behind the scandal13:31 The 2014 Oscars selfie17:00 Why it felt so huge23:00 Goodnight & lights outFor the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.