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Until Dawn is a popular horror videogame that everyone seems to love with a movie that no one seems to be watching. Why??? Join us for this Matt and Mark Super Informative Investigate Report... for Dummies. We review this new horror film from the director of Lights Out and the Shazam movies that stars character actor darling, Peter Stormare. We praise its craft, inventive storytelling, and physical FX work that leaves little to the imagination. (So, Horror Hounds, you're eating good this week.) Along the way, we also discuss the horrors of scalpers ruining expensive popcorn buckets and Matt finally seeing Revenge of the Sith on the big screen for its 20th anniversary. Scrub ahead to 15:53 if you want to get right to the main Until Dawn review, but just know you'll miss us talking about a very sensitive area of James Cameron's anatomy. PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

This is one of them FREAKY TALES. The directing team behind Captain Marvel (yep) returns from director jail with a retro anthology movie called FREAKY TALES, and since Matt is only human and likes cool poster art, he dove at the chance to review this little oddity of a movie. What do Pedro Pascal, an axe, green lightning, Blade, and the rapper Too Short have in common? We don't know. We're not sure this movie knows either. But hey guys, it's the 80s! That's what matters, right? RIGHT???? Along the way, we also chat about The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie and Captain America: Brave New World. Scrub ahead to 20:40 if you want to get right to the main Freaky Tales review, but if you do that, you’ll miss a special celebratory news segment where we attempt to call Jeff from Love of Cinema for his birthday. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Holy crap, how long's it been?! The Matt and Mark Movie Show returns from a long pod break to watch Jason Statham punch, kick, and kill stuff. Yes, we're reviewing A WORKING MAN, a movie you had no idea was written by Sylvester Stallone. Believe it. Along the way, we question some of the movie's logic, try to understand Statham's living situation, and play predictions about whether or not we actually liked this movie. Where does it stand on Matt's Non-Stop Statham list? Listen in to find out! We also bring back our physical media segment, SHOW ME YOUR DISC, MAN! to talk TOMBSTONE -- the movie and the frozen pizza. Scrub ahead to 23:31 if you want to get right to the Working Man review, but you’ll miss Matt telling you all about his European adventures abroad and something about the sci-fi movie Elysium. WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR TOMBSTONE? Bonus: Matt Rec's SINNERS and convinces Mark to go see it. Listen to our Rec's segment to find out more... Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

We interrupt our April break to bring you a brand new episode... from the past! Dun dun dunnnn... Yes, while we're on the road, we're opening the Matt and Mark vault to give you an episode that most of you have never heard before, and trust us, it's a doozy! Strap in for wild Retro Reviews of ALTERED STATES from 1980 and SURF NINJAS from 1993. We even squeeze in some MADAME WEB talk. Why? Why the hell not. What ridiculous caveman scene made Matt giddy? Why do we love Surf Ninjas so much? And will Maxim Magazine get us in trouble? hey, remember Maxim Magazine?! Probably not, but we talk about it like two giggly old men anyway. Keep your eyes on this space as we might unveil one more surprise ep for you while we're on break. Miss you all! Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Why is the Invisible Man such a jerk in all his movies? How many techs did it take to animate Kevin Bacon's invisible dong? And what does this movie have to do with why Matt hates Olive Garden? We discuss all of this and more in this week's HOLLOW MAN episode -- our second entry into our unofficial Invisible Man movie miniseries. You know we love Paul Verhoeven so we were stoked to review another one of his movies on the pod. We do impressions of the man, but we have a deep, deep respect for him and his work. If you want to get right to our review, scrub ahead to 25:28, but just know you'll miss a huge announcement for the show, and us praising Daredevil: Born Again. It's really frickin' good. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Bong Joon-Ho spent hundreds of millions of Warner Bros' money on a very expensive movie about clones. Let's discuss it! Joining us this week is friend-of-the-show and fellow physical media guy, Kevin from The Reel for Real. Go give him a follow and check out his reviews. We go into full-on spoilers for Mickey 17 -- you've been warned. Along the way, we discuss the rarity of seeing something so strange getting such a ginormous budget, try to figure out what the hell Mark Ruffalo is doing, and lament the days when our movie presidents were actual characters and not just Trump clones. We also bring back our physical media segment, SHOW ME YOUR DISC, MAN! and talk tariffs that may affect the prices of our physical media blu-rays and 4K's in the future. Sad stuff. Scrub ahead to 14:50 if you want to get right to the Mickey 17 review, but you'll miss us getting a fun update on Tom from MySpace. What's he been up to? Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

It's the movie that nearly ended John Carpenter's career! Come back with us to 1992, as we discuss Memoirs of an Invisible Man, the monster movie flop that starred one of Hollywood's most legendary jerks, Chevy Chase. Join us as we delve into the film and try to decide which SNL character is a dead ringer for Chevy in this movie. We also discover this film's strange connection to Halloween III: Season of the Witch, as well as some behind-the-scenes drama involving its stars. Oh, and Matt won't shut the hell up about the classic Universal Monsters! It's good to be back to normal. (Sorry, Billy Zane!) If you want to get right to the main review, you can scrub ahead to 8:18. But if you do that, you’ll miss a fun little stroll down memory lane as Matt recounts an embarrassing lunch story involving Chinese food, two fat guys, and one very tiny table. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

BILLY ZANE-UARY goes out with a BANG, as we review one of the few action-packed films in Billy Zane's filmography… SNIPER. We discuss the film’s unusual approach to action, its ten (!) direct-to-video sequels, the gravely performance of Tom Berenger, and where it falls on our all-time list of sniper films. If you want to get right to the main Sniper review, scrub ahead to 13:59 … but just know, you’ll miss some important stuff about the new Orange Cream flavor of Coke, Matt's Sharon Stone story, and other little bon bons of goodness. We also review The Monkey and Companion in our Rec's segment. You won't want to miss it! It's Billy Zane's birthday and we've got a lot to celebrate. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

BILLY ZANE-UARY heads out to sea... with the aquatic thriller, DEAD CALM, from 1989. For Those Who Came In Late, we’re doing a month-long celebration of one of our best and BALDEST actors, Mr. Billy Zane. And this week, we’re joined by another Zane-iac -- friend-of-the-show, Tommy Nuggetz. Give him a follow and show him some love on the socials. What happens when you're in the middle of the ocean and Billy Zane rows up to your boat? Well, young Nicole Kidman and Dr. Alan Grant from Jurassic Park are about to find out! We discuss Zane's star-making performance (of course!), debate whether or not Young Nicole Kidman is creepy (jury may still be out on that one), and find out from Mark what it was like to watch this movie on an airplane when he was just a young, impressionable lad (YIKES). We also get a late-breaking voicemail LIVE on-air like this is CNN or something. Wild stuff! Scrub ahead to 6:42 if you want to get right to the review, but we don't waste too much time this week. We were all ready and raring to sail BALDLY ahead into another Zane-tastic episode... Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

BILLY ZANE-UARY continues! For Those Who Came In Late, we're doing a month-long celebration of one of our best and BALDEST actors, Mr. Billy Zane. And this week, we’re reviewing one of his biggest and most villainous roles ever in... Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. The Cryptkeeper goes Hollywood and takes Billy Zane along for the ride. We discuss the film's cult appeal, its impressive demon special FX, the legendary Dick Miller, and how Tales from the Crypt had pop culture in the palm of its decrepit hand. If you want to get right to the Demon Knight review, scrub ahead to 23:19 … but just know, you’ll miss some gold this week. Matt can't stop talking about Post Malone Oreos, Mark can't stop buying The Hitcher on 4K, and you won't believe the bombshell info we discovered about when exactly Billy Zane went bald. Mysteries are solved, people! Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark