Hour 2: Help, I've Been Orbitally Altered! (feat. Amin Elhassan)

The Hockey Show is back after a two week winter break and the gang is all here! Roy, David, Rose, and Ethan catch you up on everything that happened over the break, including the Winter Classic in Miami and all the parity we have seen in the NHL over the last few weeks. The gang steps into the Panthers Den where things are looking bleak after a recent spell of injuries and a few bad losses before Rosie gives us an update on the Seattle Kraken and the gang shares their wins and fails. This week's guest is David Pagnotta of the Fourth Period, who catches us up on the latest trade rumors around the league, how mad the NHL is about the situation with the Olympic rink in Milan, and which fringe playoff teams he believes in most. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Did he invent the mascot?" Dan yammers to himself about UM playing in the National Title Game, as he plans to do all weekend. Well, Jeremy was there, too, but that doesn't count. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You don't tell me." After Dameshek delivers his totally-not-yammering analysis of the upcoming NFL Playoff weekend, Dan begs the crew to find a historical comp for Lane Johnson. It's actually kind of weird how much he feels the need to find one. Like, what's that about? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Cuidado y tu." It's time to explain the different representations of the Cuban community through the eyes of Tony and Jeremy, and Dave and Zas are desperate to figure out where they can slot in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Genesis is here?" Dan, a Cuban who's very different from Tony's Cuban, found himself, while watching the University of Miami, in a position he hadn't felt in decades: having feelings. Dan is so crazed by this new sensation that he literally yells, "WHERE'S THAT MENDOZA SO I CAN CHEW HIS FACE OFF?" Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I stayed an extra day in Miami for this?" JuJu Gotti, the courtside shorty himself, is ready to help Dan bring some energy for tonight's UM game, but he also has multiple show-inspired Top 5 lists: Top 5 Rewatchable Dramas and the Top 5 Things He Should Have Said This Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How do you clean your asshole?" Dan wanted a "bigger and better" breakdown of Ole Miss vs. Miami, so we went and got a guest from Mississippi. Tig Notaro is here to weigh in on Zaslow's airplane conundrum and her total disregard for caring about pop culture. Plus, a breakdown of the Trae Young trade and a new song imploring Stephen Ross to hire John Harbaugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant." Roy and Jeremy have made competing Fake Pregame Show introductions, but Dan wants it BIGGER! Also, while Zas is ready to complain about his flight to the Peach Bowl, we receive breaking news he's been waiting for over the last 50 days: Mike McDaniel is OUT as Dolphins coach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know the question I am about to ask." The show gets so stuck in the mud that Dan REQUESTS the Magic Crate of Content. And once we've emerged from the muck, we break down the three-pronged genius of Mario Cristobal and the nation rooting against Miami. They hate us 'cause they ain't us. Right, Pipo? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"So, we're not gonna talk about the Edward Cabrera trade?" It's finally here: the biggest game in 20 years. Mike Ryan joins us from Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl, and while we want to spend the next 24 hours live, doing nothing but celebrating sports, there are some more important things happening in this country that can't be ignored. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices