Hour 1: I Just Got Hit By A Chancleta (feat. Domino)

"[laughs in Bills fan]" JuJu is ECSTATIC over the news of the Bills trading for DJ Moore and has takes on what it could mean before delivering his Thursday Thunder and recapping this week's polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I like it when it sounds like I'm peeing." Dan is still uncomfortable with Domino's pants, Jeremy agrees with Chris on an intellectual argument from yesterday's show, and Mike has some praise for Stephen Ross. Then, the World Baseball Classic is here, and the Pitch Clock has you covered! Daniel Alvarez of El Extrabase sets the table for this year's tournament, and Ethan's trivia quizzes Jeremy and Chris on the champions of past years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know about that hot, young wife, Dan?" It's time for the 305 Day competition, including competitions between Trysta and Jeremy, Chris and Zaslow, and Tony and Mike. Also, the show continues to praise Andy Roddick's Charlotte Hornets, and it might actually kill Jeremy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I hope so." Dan wants you to know he has NEVER owned an umbrella, and David Samson is here to lie to Mike Ryan about the firing of Tommy Hutton and to advocate for companies to lay off their employees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Don't tell them too much." Today is March 5, and you know what that means: Tony thinks we should have the day off, and Zaslow is wearing a bald cap. Also, the Miami Hurricanes and the Charlotte Hornets are good basketball teams! Plus, Paula Lavigne & Dan Arruda are here to discuss their investigative reporting from the 'Murder at the U' podcast about Bryan Pata's murder after the mistrial from earlier this week. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Tony, and Trysta. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tig Notaro had the worst month of her life. Then, she had her big break because of it. Tig has always been a wild child, from growing up with a free spirit of a mother, to repeating eighth grade (twice) before dropping out of school entirely, to performing half her stand-up set with her shirt off after having a double mastectomy. With Dan Le Batard, Tig explores where her own “go to hell” energy comes from. Tig also speaks about being an Oscar-nominated producer for her work on “Come See Me In The Good Light,” a documentary following the death of her friend and poet, Andrea Gibson. She also looks at why, despite being a ridiculously funny comedian, some of her greatest successes also deal with deep grief. See Tig live on tour - go to TigNation.com for dates and tickets, and subscribe to the "Handsome" podcast, hosted by Tig and fellow comedians Fortune Feimster and Mae Martin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do we have pool girls?" Pool Boy Tony watched Basic Instinct for the first time, Trysta dismisses Michael Jordan, and JuJu updates the Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm 58. I look pretty good. I feel even better." Jessica is here to discuss the highlights of Nostalgia Night for the NBA on NBC, the St. Louis Cardinals' bottomless food ticket, the U.S. Hockey team's appearance on SNL, and why she yearns for blogs. Plus, Dan makes up an absurd story about cooling himself down with a head of lettuce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know Alex Pierce." Pablo Torre's ability to win award after award after award after award has blown Dan away... The problem? Dan keeps having to pay to nominate him. Plus, Greg has a GI (or is it AI?) issue, a genuine QB debate breaks out, and Tony delivers his "Top 5 Low-Key NFL Free Agents" featuring one player who is about as high-key as it gets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Sounds like you in the shower." The Ultimate Enjoyer of Basketball™️ and collector of vintage sports stuff, Kenny Beecham, joins the show to discuss how much trust we should have in the Cavs and Pistons, the Charlotte Hornets' new role as the NBA's most fun team, and Dan's insistence that the Heat fire Erik Spoelstra. Then, why did Stephen A. pick this moment to go after Zion Williamson? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices