Hour 1: Atop Dan Le Batard's Ivory Tower

“Hand up, I’ve had a great year. That’s on me.” We’re taking personal responsibility for our failures…and our successes. That said, Steve Williams (author of ‘Together We Roar’ and Tiger Woods’ caddie) wants to be sure no one gets thrown under the bus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Domonique, Hawk, and the Shipping Container give out today's Show Awards after an intense Game 1 effort. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I would first ask, 'Why are you standing?" No one is more excited for Kenan Thompson to arrive than Hawk. Two up, two down. Shoutout, Geroy and Leroy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Put me next to you at your darkest moment, Mr. Uber Driver." The entire crew reveals their Uber ratings: Does anyone have a perfect rating? Who has the worst? Who will make The Dot Nine Crew™? What would Kon, Kager, Kinston, Kash, Kid, and the rest of The Flying Knueppel's ratings be? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EXPOSED: Dan Le Batard's abject racism laid bare by this week's co-hosts via 4 a.m. email brought to light demanding "Look at me, Leroy" sounder. Today's cast: Domonique "The Fossil" Foxworth, Andrew "The Hawk" Hawkins, Chris "Big Red" Cote, Roy "The Boy Toy" Bellamy, Jessica "Smetty Wap" Smetana, Charlie "The Vanilla Snack" Kravitz...and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roy, David and Ethan are back for another edition of the hockey show and to start off they cover some of the hot topics of the week including New Jersey Devils' head coach, Sheldon Keefe's, comments about Johnathan Kovacevic and the Philadelphia Flyers giving John Tortorella the pink slip. Then, John Buccigross of ESPN joins the show to discuss the NCAA Hockey tournament and some of the young stars that we could see see in the NHL. Also, he gives his take on who should win the Hobey Baker Award and Ethan has his Top 5 This Is Sportscenter commercials for Bucci. Finally, the boys recap a two-game week for the Panthers and preview a difficult stretch coming up that will feature new addition Brad Marchand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew goes the entire day without mentioning MLB Opening Day, but don’t you worry, they take a deep dive into Rocky 9, the UFL, and cleaning your house before the ‘cleaning lady’ shows up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Someone was the happiest person in the world after LeBron and the Lakers collapsed against the Bulls last night, and someone was the saddest. The crew determines who those people are. Today's cast: Amin, Andrew Hawkins, Roy, Billy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy, Mikey A and Fuentes run through the latest headlines including; Russell Wilson signing with the New York Giants and Stefon Diggs getting a three year contract with the New England Patriots. Bracket Bonanza is back and bigger than ever as the Selection Committee seeded all 32 NFL teams. More Mikely's hit on AFC East wide receivers, comeback players and huge 2025 seasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Thirty years ago this month, Michael Jordan shocked the world with a two-word transmission: "I'm back." But the rise and fall of this especially nostalgic technology is inextricably hard-wired to the sports world, from frantic prodigies to foul-mouthed coaches and fans glued to FaxCam. Pablo communes with a relic between himself and J.A. Adande — the Hall-of-Fame sportswriter and long-suffering fax-sender — for a jam session on innovation and increasingly epic fails that plunges PTFO into the literal depths of modern communication. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices