He DWIed on a frozen lake for 9 hours

We are back with fresh tales of flushing vapes and sex at the children’s park in the Ill-Advised News. We have the reason you should yell “JESSICA!”, stories of the ex’s new love being cool, and a weed planet. We discuss instant sunlight, new body/same brain, and Anthony is experiencing something new with a Dragon Ball Z virgin. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For Anthony, this Dragon Ball Z virgin is living his best life. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's "cheap"...yeah right. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hold up. Did he check the fine print? Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's so relatable. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It really works. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's your Ill-Advised News, the stupid criminals of the day. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday is the first of the month and we are not April Foolin’. We have camels smuggling booze and a bag of coke to the head in the Ill-Advised News. We play The Clown Game, learn about death, and embarrassingly reminisce on our old email addresses and chat room handles. We have The Bone Zone Game, we try and nap it out, and Cass wants them to “suck it”. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it a bone? Or not a bone?  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cass says, suck it Cleveland!  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.