My Stephen Merchant Humiliation

🚓 Stop!! The filth police are in town as PC Tinker uncovers something unexpected whilst pounding the pavement. He got slightly more than he bargained for when he went for a scenic lunchtime run. Colour us shocked. Each to their own I suppose.Plus, are all clever people boring and what are the best things to buy in a service station? These are the important issues the boys grapple with today.📩 Got a Top 5 suggestion? You can email us on [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get extra fun stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🍿 Last week Jack watched a film he loved so much Colson and Ben just had to see it too. Is it one of the best films of the year?And, would you have your dog on a jumper? Jack’s new knitwear is quite the look for him, was this a wise Instagram buy?📩 What’s the best film you’ve seen this year? Email us [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get extra fun stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

👑 After 50 years, Jack and Ben’s on-screen mum is retiring from Coronation Street. Today, the boys reflect on Helen Worth’s final week of filming, her extraordinary acting career and what she means to them.Elsewhere, the chip conversation continues. Colson digs in with his bad opinions on chip toppings and we hear many, many even worse ones.📩 Got something you want to share? Email us [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK). Or comment below ⬇️📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get extra fun stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🐭 It’s been a challenging week for poor Ben Price. The mice in his attic are taunting him. How are his pest control skills faring in such challenging conditions?And it wouldn’t be Friday without a Top 5. Who are your favourite Coronation Street Villains of all time?📩 Email us [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get extra fun stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🏇 Is predictability a good thing in a film? This week the boys have (mostly) been watching Dream Horse. Colson loves a fluffy film but do Jack and Ben?Plus, do you remember the evil David Platt phase? Just how did the friendly Jack P. Shepherd manage to play such a nasty character?📩 What should we be watching? Email us [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get extra fun stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🤵 Wedding plans have moved forwards for Jack this week, he’s been looking at suits! Will Colson and Ben also get the Bond look for the big day?Jack’s also been trying his hardest to win some money on a scratchcard and there’s a rather embarrassing Conundrum for Colson to answer.📩 Do you have a Conundrum? Email us [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK). 📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get bonus content! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎙️ It’s been an exciting week for the boys. A big pop star visited the Coronation Street set and Jack is now his best friend. Did he make it to his performance in The Rovers Return on time though?Plus, remember The Colympics? The boys revisit one of the greatest moments in sporting history [sic] to do what they do best, be armchair critics.📩 Got something you want to share? Email us at [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get bonus extra content! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🧛 If it’s serious film chat you’re after, you’ve come to the right place. Today the boys have been feeling spooky by watching Nosferatu. Is a silent film from 1922 still scary?Plus, Jack continues his run of incredible form in the quiz and what’s the best Dracula you’ve seen?📩 What’s your favourite Halloween film? Email us at [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get bonus extra content! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎃 Colson went to Alton Towers Scarefest recently to have the living bejeezus scared out of him. What you didn't know is that he was recording a surprise episode for you all! So here we pull back the ghost's bedsheet to reveal everything he got up to. Who says we don't [trick or] treat you?!Expect many a use of "oh s*it", cowardly producers and Colson making use of his mining experience plus lots more fun with his best mate Tom and the OTS Producers. Scarefest is running at the park until November 3rd if you want to head down yourself.📩 To get in touch email us at [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK).📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get bonus extra content Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🍟 Hungry? Today we find out what Colson likes on his chips. Would you mix cheese and curry sauce? And what really is the difference between a bean and a legume?Plus, we hear about an awkward moment on the Coronation Street set and yet more jobs are assigned in On The Sofa Land.📩 What do you like on your chips? The more unusual the better! Email us [email protected] or WhatsApp us on 07457 404 612 (+44 if outside UK). 📸 @onthesofashow on the socials.📲 Subscribe and if you’re on Apple Podcasts turn on automatic downloads at the top of the show page.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OnTheSofa to join On The Sofa Land, support the show and get extra fun stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.