Reddit Guy

"Private Property? Not to This Karen!" by u/I_am_so_lost_again: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kzurd5/private_property_not_to_this_karen/ "Yeah, I get a staff discount, I'm staff..." by u/cj22spnmcu: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kzi7p1/yeah_i_get_a_staff_discount_im_staff/ "I wasn’t cutting in line, have fun getting arrested." by u/Jane-Sayes: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/magfvi/i_wasnt_cutting_in_line_have_fun_getting_arrested/ "Karen tells me I'm not the person she hired" by u/Both_Development_324: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kdo04t/karen_tells_me_im_not_the_person_she_hired/ "Never mess with the smallest bouncer." by u/indigowulf: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n0c2yu/never_mess_with_the_smallest_bouncer/ "Yelled at by customer at work" by u/TheKeekses: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kiv8wp/yelled_at_by_customer_at_work/ "My Dad is the owner..." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/mpqzdp/my_dad_is_the_owner/ "“Wear a mask.” “Fuck you.” “Excuse you what now?”" by u/Medved-Kyojin: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n4gcl9/wear_a_mask_fuck_you_excuse_you_what_now/ "Random angry lady who doesn't like where I parked." by u/oFFtheWall0518: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/lp2se9/random_angry_lady_who_doesnt_like_where_i_parked/ "Yes, I do work here so charge me twice as much please." by u/Equivalent-Salary357: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/o9xpel/yes_i_do_work_here_so_charge_me_twice_as_much/ "Racist against the OWNER" by u/CultKlutz: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/ligor4/racist_against_the_owner/ "I do work here. And somewhere else" by u/Philosofy2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/lbefqx/i_do_work_here_and_somewhere_else/

"TIFU by showing my asshole to my dentist" by u/hbcantonio: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzo3pf/tifu_by_showing_my_asshole_to_my_dentist/ "TIFU by being vulnerable and lonely" by u/Toxbunny080: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2azsr/tifu_by_being_vulnerable_and_lonely/ "Tifu by teaching my cats that we eat at the same times..." by u/moonchild_86: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0ditt/tifu_by_teaching_my_cats_that_we_eat_at_the_same/ "Tifu by drunk calling my love interest at 4:30 in the morning and bawling to her about how much she means to me and how much I love her." by u/BlankAnyway206: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyky17/tifu_by_drunk_calling_my_love_interest_at_430_in/ "TIFU by Not Realizing My POF Date Had an Intellectual Disability" by u/Damaged_Discount: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0avkr/tifu_by_not_realizing_my_pof_date_had_an/ "TIFU by crying in front of my 7 y/o sis" by u/Radmelike: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2itl3/tifu_by_crying_in_front_of_my_7_yo_sis/ "TIFU by arousing myself to the smell of shit" by u/99notathrowaway99: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1sx8d/tifu_by_arousing_myself_to_the_smell_of_shit/ "TIFU by laughing at my wife's cactus injury" by u/ez2remembercpl: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0aqvf/tifu_by_laughing_at_my_wifes_cactus_injury/ "TIFU by shaving my nether regions." by u/drewm99x: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qycv89/tifu_by_shaving_my_nether_regions/ "TIFU by peeing on my friend’s new kitten" by u/Poofms: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1atvw/tifu_by_peeing_on_my_friends_new_kitten/ "TIFU by endorsing my ex’s communication skills on LinkedIn" by u/Apple_lightning23: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzwq2c/tifu_by_endorsing_my_exs_communication_skills_on/ "TIFU by being a National threat" by u/Origamishi: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyf5we/tifu_by_being_a_national_threat/ "TIFU by rubbing Menthol Shampoo into my Anus" by u/TheRealVrox: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0a8kz/tifu_by_rubbing_menthol_shampoo_into_my_anus/ "TIFU I can’t forgive myself how I lost my virginity" by u/Peach_1999: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1l6c2/tifu_i_cant_forgive_myself_how_i_lost_my_virginity/ "TIFU by bringing a pistol through airport security" by u/Bayou38: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1l20k/tifu_by_bringing_a_pistol_through_airport_security/

credits: https://ghostbin.com/JMWoN/raw

""As per my NDA, I am not allowed to discuss this position with former employers. Since my firing is effective immediately you are now a former employer"" by u/cranne: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0ln0g/as_per_my_nda_i_am_not_allowed_to_discuss_this/ ""I want your boss's number!" "OK"" by u/GBreakerMills: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qzyso3/i_want_your_bosss_number_ok/ "Screw her over on probation period? Ok" by u/Sugarman111: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r1in64/screw_her_over_on_probation_period_ok/ "Neighbors read their contract" by u/Emotional-Thunk: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/qyexai/neighbors_read_their_contract/ "Brand new manager try's to fire me, lets see how this ends." by u/tjmax1: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r2mt5q/brand_new_manager_trys_to_fire_me_lets_see_how/ "I should've read the lease? Well you should've read the law!" by u/FatCats2fat: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r1azbz/i_shouldve_read_the_lease_well_you_shouldve_read/ ""You can sue me, I'm used to it" "OK"" by u/throwawaysueme31: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r212s6/you_can_sue_me_im_used_to_it_ok/ "A vow of silence" by u/Lokermann: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r299uv/a_vow_of_silence/ "Hold the sour cream." by u/clantontann: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0g1dy/hold_the_sour_cream/ "HR tries to gaslight me and screw me, they end up bending over backwards" by u/sukysuky5buky: https://www.reddit.com/r/MaliciousCompliance/comments/r0pgi0/hr_tries_to_gaslight_me_and_screw_me_they_end_up/

"Yep, I do work here, since the beginning..." by u/moldyjim: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qzwhyo/yep_i_do_work_here_since_the_beginning/ "I'm not your server though" by u/ThePotatoConnoisseur: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qyjohg/im_not_your_server_though/ ""I *know* where I am!" (Clearly, you don't...)" by u/Eldon_of_Hyrule: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/r0hgmh/i_know_where_i_am_clearly_you_dont/ "I'm doing my job" by u/MrSpaceWalrus: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/r0oq7n/im_doing_my_job/ "Uh What was your name?" by u/YkartSmith: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qzc8l7/uh_what_was_your_name/ "Apparently we shouldn’t listen to safety instructions from staff members…" by u/l1lith___: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qnwr1z/apparently_we_shouldnt_listen_to_safety/ "We don't sell shoes" by u/Additional_Decision6: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qkkd46/we_dont_sell_shoes/ "Move along kid, we were here first" by u/ThePotatoConnoisseur: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qm6gwe/move_along_kid_we_were_here_first/ "I can't believe it happened again" by u/ComputerGeekyGuy: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qpkby2/i_cant_believe_it_happened_again/ "I thought my Spirit Halloween apron was obvious, on top of the bright costumes...." by u/daintylittlelady: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qwvdc8/i_thought_my_spirit_halloween_apron_was_obvious/ "Bird Lady" by u/BeneficialAd269: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qpi9bg/bird_lady/ "I was the dumby." by u/samg461a: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/qs1w6t/i_was_the_dumby/ "Lady called the police because I was wearing a hoodie." by u/thowaway33333: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/l99pvw/lady_called_the_police_because_i_was_wearing_a/ "My face on the building, but somehow I'm not the owner" by u/jcolinpetersen: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/o0mbgb/my_face_on_the_building_but_somehow_im_not_the/ "I’M THE BANK PRESIDENT, JACKASS!!!" by u/sm9847: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/kq7nw0/im_the_bank_president_jackass/ "My dad owns this place, you can't ban me from here...." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/nrn6yx/my_dad_owns_this_place_you_cant_ban_me_from_here/ "Entitled person demands that I be arrested for joking around with a police officer when he let me out of the back of his car. Apparently, i'm a criminal, no way I work for them." by u/Droch: https://www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/n0y9x5/entitled_person_demands_that_i_be_arrested_for/

"TIFU by dumping a beautiful girl over her "smell" during sex" by u/Ami992: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r2k77d/tifu_by_dumping_a_beautiful_girl_over_her_smell/ "TIFU by not supporting my daughter after she was raped" by u/throwawayreddad: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1fgwv/tifu_by_not_supporting_my_daughter_after_she_was/ "TIFU by fixing my girlfriend's parents internet router and now they think I watch gay porn." by u/napstur: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyuwtp/tifu_by_fixing_my_girlfriends_parents_internet/ "TIFU by telling my kid to take his cigarettes." by u/helpme_ima_hostage: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r0vbzq/tifu_by_telling_my_kid_to_take_his_cigarettes/ "TIFU by leaving not one - but THREE - imprints of my cock and balls on the shower glass" by u/staysl-boom: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qy2vbw/tifu_by_leaving_not_one_but_three_imprints_of_my/ "TIFU - I made my (identifiable) nudes available for thousands to see" by u/tjfun888: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzlax4/tifu_i_made_my_identifiable_nudes_available_for/ "TIFU By Not Telling My Daughter Freddie Mercury Was Dead" by u/NotSteveActually: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r207yj/tifu_by_not_telling_my_daughter_freddie_mercury/ "TIFU by getting my wife kicked out of a restaurant with her friend, while I was still at home." by u/chillydownfiregang: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r1ubgd/tifu_by_getting_my_wife_kicked_out_of_a/ "TIFU by eating White Castle against my wife’s wishes" by u/durangojim: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r16fg9/tifu_by_eating_white_castle_against_my_wifes/ "TIFU I didn't explain to my coworker what a gynecologist is" by u/adderall_and_cake: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r05447/tifu_i_didnt_explain_to_my_coworker_what_a/ "tifu by ruining my son's first word" by u/Whoopsmansnothot: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyauj4/tifu_by_ruining_my_sons_first_word/ "TIFU by setting my friends vadge on fire 🔥" by u/tyler_durden2021: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qyg0pd/tifu_by_setting_my_friends_vadge_on_fire/ "TIFU by sucking dick in the school bathroom" by u/yupido678: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qz7kqt/tifu_by_sucking_dick_in_the_school_bathroom/ "Tifu by convincing my very catholic parents that we have a ghost in our house" by u/Daniel_Mathieu: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/qzgoz3/tifu_by_convincing_my_very_catholic_parents_that/

credits: https://ghostbin.com/IMp4p/raw

credits: https://ghostbin.com/p2UH8/raw

credits: https://ghostbin.com/UT7ec/raw

"Entitled Parent Refuses to Accept I’m Blind" by u/Leckzsluthor: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qyky9b/entitled_parent_refuses_to_accept_im_blind/ "Entitled parent demands I speak English, then tells me to go back to my country" by u/emmanuel_Macroni: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r05fie/entitled_parent_demands_i_speak_english_then/ "my mum wants to use my scholarship money for herself" by u/pengsoo17: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qy5zil/my_mum_wants_to_use_my_scholarship_money_for/ "Stepmother wanted my moms ring" by u/JeannetteD01: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r0gcvm/stepmother_wanted_my_moms_ring/ "6 year old daughter beat me up.. but i am apparently in the wrong?" by u/artist_that_cant: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r1rhe8/6_year_old_daughter_beat_me_up_but_i_am/ "Entitled Aunt and her spawn ruin Thanksgiving dinner." by u/quietreader879: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r283hb/entitled_aunt_and_her_spawn_ruin_thanksgiving/ "Was an oled switch really worth the theft charge?" by u/Syntendo1: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r1kq7s/was_an_oled_switch_really_worth_the_theft_charge/ "I had a call from a friend needing my help because someone ripped her guide dog's harness out of her hand" by u/IamasimpforObi-Wan: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qyqf3x/i_had_a_call_from_a_friend_needing_my_help/ "My mom is mad because I won't wash the turkey." by u/RexSmith1963: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r19kmi/my_mom_is_mad_because_i_wont_wash_the_turkey/ "Not wearing makeup is unacceptable" by u/OrchidWarrior: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r2rgv4/not_wearing_makeup_is_unacceptable/ "My mom destroys an entitled father threatening to sue because he says she “destroyed his daughter’s wedding”" by u/LoFranzOnReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r107gg/my_mom_destroys_an_entitled_father_threatening_to/ "Aunt believes that girls clothes are an excuse to get abused" by u/OrchidWarrior: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qys5ue/aunt_believes_that_girls_clothes_are_an_excuse_to/ "entitled parent denies what my last name and asks us not to use it." by u/aceishereforart: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r0i0v9/entitled_parent_denies_what_my_last_name_and_asks/ "Karen In Comic Shop" by u/EnnardEnola: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qz6kpj/karen_in_comic_shop/ "I'm not the one with two DUI's..." by u/CarltheWellEndowed: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r1cpse/im_not_the_one_with_two_duis/ "Entitled parents refuse to discipline their children and let them destroy my room." by u/quietreader879: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/r0oz9c/entitled_parents_refuse_to_discipline_their/ "Mom thinks I’m my sisters personal chauffeur" by u/Myr_Amoria: https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/qy9rnt/mom_thinks_im_my_sisters_personal_chauffeur/