Midweek Message 199.

DIY disasters! Plumbing cock-ups. Ceilings and supporting walls crumbling. Chimney breast collapsing, nightmare. Central heating radiator bodge. Join me for a few do it yourself stories of absolute catastrophic proportions.

My son stole my house! Really? Traditions and values have gone. Curry for Christmas dinner? Christmas Eve in the pub. Fading memory.

Have you heard the expression, Bring Back the Birch? It was an evil punishment, not only for adults but school kids. School discipline, the ruler across your knuckles, the cane, six of the best... Has school discipline been lost these days? Also in this episode, speeding cars, how to stop strangers talking to you, home haircuts, and more...

In this episode, tight-fisted, mean, miserable, gits! Haha! Also, more skeletons in the cupboard. Hiding money from your partner. Lying about intentions. Keeping your cash a secret. Deceit. Lies. Cheating.

Do you have skeletons in the cupboard. Apparently, most people do! Dark secrets! Also, the small of home cooking, freshly baked bread, pies in the oven, cakes... bliss! Plus, the fate of out cherry tree. How many trips do you make to the rubbish dump? Join me this Sunday for a good old chat.

Are you getting your oats? Now, there's a question! Is your wife a housewife? In the old days, she was a slave! Whose house is it, anyway? We all hate politics! What was it like back then before social media?

In this episode, A Shocking Village Secret! Crikey! Christmas adverts. The Sunday tea trolley. Tales of the Riverbank. Andy Pandy. Bill and Ben. The Wooden Tops. Rats in the undergrowth. Peyton Place and loads more...

Board Games, do you love them or hate them? Back in the 1950s when I was a child, I used to cheat! Snakes and Ladders. Ludo. Chess. Draughts. Monopoly. Cluedo.

Have you experienced a midlife crisis? Have you left your wife and run off with a younger woman. Have you left your husband and and run off with a younger man? Oh, what a tangled web we weave! Also in this episode, a visit to the dentist, finding treasure at a derelict house, a haystack fire and more...

Who Are You Really? Do you ever put on a front, a facade, when you’re around other people? Do you change your demeanor, the way you speak, or even the way you express yourself depending on who you’re talking to? Which version is the real you? Do you wash and polish your car regularly?