It’s a Girl Thing

Hey bestiessss 💖🚂ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS because this week we are talking full-blown girly disasters 😭From back-to-back spray tans leaving Lucie practically mahogany, to a DIY lash lift that flipped her lashes onto her EYELIDS, a fake tan explosion the night before a wedding, orange hair disasters and one girly FINALLY getting her moment with Zayn Malik… only for a bird to sh*t on her face 💀Beauty is pain, apparently!!Tanned, tangled & traumatised doesn’t even begin to cover it!Enjoy besties, love yaaa xoxoxoxox

Hey bestiessss!!! 💋💋💋This week, we’re diving headfirst into the world of BIG ICK ENERGY. From men whipping it out at red lights!?! SOS!! to toe-nail-picking picnic dates, meal prep dinners and some seriously questionable kissing habits… we’re honestly lost for words.We’re sharing the craziest dating disasters and the biggest icks that’ll have you questioning how some of these men are even getting dates in the first place!!Buckle up besties, it’s a BAD one 😂 (but who doesn't love an ick ep on a Monday morning)Love you, byeeeeee 💗 xoxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss 👻🎃WEEKLY WHO!!! Yep, your favourite chaos is officially going WEEKLY and we are kicking things off with some truly horrifying Halloween hook up stories 💀We’re talking Lucie’s first ever kiss going VERY badly, Ebony’s ex trying to make a comeback, one girly turning up FULL haunted doll to a party of sexy nurses/devils/vampires, and another realising she absolutely did NOT fancy her one night stand once the Halloween makeup came off the next morning 😭And somehow, amongst all the horror, we also have a bestie who VOMITED all over her Halloween date… and ended up marrying him anyway 🥹🖤Basically: haunted, horrified and somehow happily ever after.Happy Halloween besties 👻🎃 xxx we love you!!

Hey bestiesssss 💞💞💞💞💞WE WENT TO THE PODCAST AWARDS AND HAD THE BEST NIGHT EVER, so naturally we need a full 40-minute debrief with our best friends to discuss every single detail!!From being 1.5 hours late (shock), surrounded by celebs, becoming besties with icon Pete Wicks?!, and Ebs getting drunk and weeing on the street!! 🆘 we leave no stone unturned...We also, of course, need to discuss the heartbreak of not winning our award, which we're not sure Lucie will ever recover from!It was chaotic, it was iconic, and potentially the start of our celebrity era?! You heard it here first 💋Get comfy, grab a cuppa or a cocktail and join the fun! Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxo

THIS PAINS US POSTING THIS WHEN WE DIDN'T WIN THE AWARD LOL BUT HEYYYY BESTIESSSS 💕Ignore that Lucie's manifesting didn't work LOOOL screaming but maybe next year! We are still so grateful for all of your support and everything you continue to do for us! The best besties ever 🥹ANYWAYYYY welcome to another ep honey boos! This ep is all about GIRL TRIPS GONE WRONG!We've got backstabbing b*tches, VERY boozy nights ending in fights and backseat NAUSEA lol, and questionable bed sharing with a crusty dusty man!As always you girls keep us giggling with your crazy DMs! Gosh we love you so much.We hope you enjoyyyyy! Mwah xoxoxoxox

Hey bestiesss! 💕This week we’re taking a little trip back to the school days… and honestly, we don’t know how we’ve all survived 😂. From accidental poos on Duke of Edinburgh (IYKYK!!!), to catastrophic farts in front of your entire year group, to the kind of embarrassing moments that randomly pop into your head at 2am 15 years later… WHY DO WE REMEMBER THESE THINGS?!We’re getting into the school moments that still haunt us to this day, the stories we thought we’d buried forever and the absolute HUMILIATION that comes with being a teenage girl 😂.And before we get into it, we just have to say a HUGE thank you. The pod has absolutely BLOODY blown up recently and we genuinely cannot believe how many of you are listening, watching, sharing, commenting and sending the episodes to your mates 🥹.Every single person who presses play is quite literally changing our lives! We started this podcast because we loved having a chat and wanted to create the kind of space we’d want to listen to ourselves and seeing this many of you come along for the ride is beyond anything we could have imagined.We are BEYOND grateful for every single one of you. Thank you for making our little podcast what it is. We love youuuu 🥹💋Now… let’s relive some of our most traumatic school memories. You’re welcome mwahhhh xoxoxox love you byeeee oxoxox

Hey bestiesss! 👋🏼💕This week we are putting female intuition to the TEST because seriously, you girlies are basically the FBI 😭We’ve got stories of Strava routes exposing cheaters, stalking a man’s Nan on Facebook to find photographic evidence of an affair, and one bestie literally sitting undercover at the back of a date because she didn’t trust the man 💀So grab a cuppa, settle in and prepare to have your detective skills seriously tested because this is a CASE FOR THE FBI 🕵🏼‍♀️🔎Love youuuu xxx

Hey bestiessss 💕👙This week we’re getting EXPOSED & EMBARRASSED with your most hilarious bra, bikini and wardrobe malfunction stories 😂 From nipple covers being mistaken for plasters, to stick-on bras making a dramatic escape mid-award ceremony, bikinis falling off in Thailand and boobs making an unexpected appearance at a wedding… we’ve heard it ALL. Our DMs were absolutely WILD after asking for your bra and bikini fails. We were crying laughing reading your stories, you truly never disappoint us 😂😂😂A huge thank you to this week’s sponsor Pour Moi for keeping the girls supported!! Even when the girls themselves clearly cannot be trusted 👀You can check out their gorgeous bras and bikinis here: https://www.pourmoi.co.ukWe love you besties SO much, so grab a drink, get comfy and come and have a laugh with us 💕 Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss 💌Welcome to Side Chick Support Group 😭🍿 and lock in because this week’s stories are WILD…One guy told his side chick his girlfriend was actually his sister?! It's getting weird...the girls found out, dumped him, and became long-distance besties instead - ICONSOne listener caught her man at the cinema on a date with another woman, and her bestie responded by launching popcorn all over him - SLAYAnother listener got chatting to the girl next to her at the nail salon and realised some overlap going on with the boyfriends! The detective work is unmatched 💅PLUS… our FUOTFs are back 💀Lucie forgot to pack ANY outfit for the pod, so she’s wearing the airport clothes she travelled in after emergency washing them at Ebony’s house 🥲Ebony got the shits while driving and had no choice but to sprint into her EX'S HOUSE for an emergency toilet stop!! We genuinely wish we were joking 💩 Grab a cuppa (or a glass of wine) because this episode is absolutely mental. As always…keep sending us your crazy stories, because apparently none of us can live a simple life LOL ❤️ love yaaaa xoxoxxoox

Hey bestiessss 💖✨This week we’re asking the question that’s started a thousand arguments… can your man really have a girl best friend? 👀From the “don’t worry, she’s like a sister” girls to the ones marking their territory, trying to prove they know him better, and even the horror stories where the girl bestie became the other woman 😭🚩We’re sharing your wildest dilemmas, biggest red flags, and whether we’re being insecure… or just seeing the signs 👀🍿Grab a snack, get comfy, and let us know… where do you draw the line with a girl best friend?!Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxo 💌