Would You NOT Go On A Flight If You Had To Do This?

It’s so gross we don’t even know where to begin. Fitz’s dog Beasty got scared in a van his wife BJ hired and thus the anal glands were well and truly released. Plus we’re talking all about the recent trend of the recession brunette. And we share a hilarious story about a family member accidentally internet dating his sister. Yikes!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the craziest story we’ve heard today, a woman in Brazil has been arrested after bringing her deceased Uncle to the bank in a wheelchair to withdraw money from his account. At one point, she can be seen trying to get a pen into the dead man’s hand to sign a paper and when paramedics arrived, they determined the man had been dead for a few hours. WTF?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it an excessive cost to get two rooms for one holiday for you and your partner? Or is it a vibe to be able to have your own giant marshmallow bed? But what about snuggling and canoodlin?! We love a bit of pillow talk tbh.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we await Taylor’s brand new album, The Tortured Poet’s Department, we are trying to stay calm and distract us with other topics to EduKate ourselves on. So for now we’re focusing on the truly crazy thing Kourtney Kardashian has been caught doing that truly us has going WTF? Plus we play a game as we go through other crazy Kardash headlines trying to figure out what on earth is going on down in Calabasas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Courtney Love has also stated she thinks Swift is ‘not interesting.’ We will let you decide for yourselves if that is complete rubbish, which just to be clear, it is. Plus we reveal the worst tourist attractions from Sydney and around the globe – no surprise that Wippa desperately wants to visit one of them involving food. And a listener reveals the time she had Kate Ritchie over to her house which Kate has no memory of. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This can’t be true but it’s looking like it is. Vaping areas in schools are being considered as a ‘compassionate solution’ to help teens with their nicotine addiction. Apparently there’s science behind this and it will actually help the teens stop munching on the strawberry kiwi ice blasts for good.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unfortunate cafe owner has done the unimaginable and lost her engagement diamond from her engagement ring, (worth a casual $10,000) and says its fallen into the cookie dough and accidentally making the most expensive choc chip cookie you'll ever eat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate got an Uber recently and had the most hilarious blunder with her driver when he mistook Wippa for someone else. Plus we’re having serious fomo not being at Coachella, but tbh we’re happy sitting at home after hearing about the insane food prices. And where have you been secretly working from home from? We go through the best places people are secretly pretending to get the job done. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our fave Joel Creasey dropped a huge drive show bombshell while on air with us this morning. Talking with Kate about mems from the arvo days, Kate and Joel let the secret slip that has never been heard before. We love this man to bits, thanks for the goss Joel!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have officially found the funniest and dumbest Karen moment of all time. A lady in the UK became enraged when a man was parked outside the retirement home where she works because he looked ‘suspicious’ and the fight that ensued is utterly hilarious.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.