Kate’s Big Dilemma

Everybody’s favourite hospitality Queen and reality television star Lisa Vanderpump joined us on the show to spill all the secrets about her new series Vanderpump Villa. We reveal the hilarious thing you didn’t hear us do before she joined us live on the air.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In terms of things we never want to see or hear about again, this is one of them. Wippa bought an ear wax cleaner that comes with a camera (because of course he did) and used it on Kate live on air. Talk about disgusting!!!!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of us think it’s not and half of us think it is. It’s a murky grey area and we just think it’s better not to go there at all! Plus we reveal the kids with really deep voices that we are truly obsessed with like 16-year-old Oscar who sounds like a 65-year-old man. And Kate’s phone is dirty and disgusting so we had a serious chat with her about it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Queen of Farmer Wants A Wife wasted no time in delivering the best Rap Up Of The Week Of All Time. Samantha Armytage revealed all all the goss from the latest season of FWAW and also revealed during her rap the time she saw Fitzy in the nudey rudey... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Wippa to Fitzy to Kate to our producers – who is our personality hire? That being, the person who isn’t necessarily good at their job, but bring the vibes to the office. We all know a personality hire and God bless them we need them for our 9-5 survival.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From packing a little lunch box with cheese and an apple and setting off to run away, it’s hilarious when kids try to get back at their rents. So how did Fitz, Wip and Kate do just that back in the good old days? They reveal the funniest ways they tried to get revenge on the rents.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s so gross we don’t even know where to begin. Fitz’s dog Beasty got scared in a van his wife BJ hired and thus the anal glands were well and truly released. Plus we’re talking all about the recent trend of the recession brunette. And we share a hilarious story about a family member accidentally internet dating his sister. Yikes!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the craziest story we’ve heard today, a woman in Brazil has been arrested after bringing her deceased Uncle to the bank in a wheelchair to withdraw money from his account. At one point, she can be seen trying to get a pen into the dead man’s hand to sign a paper and when paramedics arrived, they determined the man had been dead for a few hours. WTF?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it an excessive cost to get two rooms for one holiday for you and your partner? Or is it a vibe to be able to have your own giant marshmallow bed? But what about snuggling and canoodlin?! We love a bit of pillow talk tbh.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we await Taylor’s brand new album, The Tortured Poet’s Department, we are trying to stay calm and distract us with other topics to EduKate ourselves on. So for now we’re focusing on the truly crazy thing Kourtney Kardashian has been caught doing that truly us has going WTF? Plus we play a game as we go through other crazy Kardash headlines trying to figure out what on earth is going on down in Calabasas.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.