Daily Fail

The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week:  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2) having a difficult son, although nobody seems to be able to prove either of those things  Sasha and Malia Obama, two grown adult women, attend a party wearing clothing. Obviously they are out of control about it  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week: The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners during sex. WHY COULD THIS BE AND WHO COULD CHANGE IT  Old man meets young woman from impoverished country on creepy dating site, makes her his wife after two dates. Is she the problem?  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

Fail it up, friends. It’s Friday.  This week: The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals  Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of a reason she’s literally discussed in public Kate Moss vapes, is a health goddess. But is also older than she used to be :(  If you need help with disordered eating, you can find real, great resources from NEDA.  If you need help navigating domestic violence, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233, or by texting SMART to 88788. If you missed our appearance on WBEZ’s Nerdette last week, you can still listen wherever you pod!  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

All we do is fail, fail, fail, fail no matter what.  This week: A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work.  Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery shopping. The horror.  A commentator says he’s not a TERF because he’s not a feminist, so jot that down Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

All aboard the Fail Train – this week, with special guest Greta Johnsen of WBEZ’s Nerdette! Our fails this week:  The cast of Barbie have perfect skin because of tea and fermented foods and lasers, and not because of makeup or being rich or anything like that Famous Americans have reasons to be in the U.K., meaning they obviously like it more than their home country  Prince William goes to work all on his own like a big handsome boy!   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Failelujah, it’s Friday. This week: Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror! Another media outlet had a controversy, which means this particular publication can ignore their own, bigger controversy   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

Not just fails, but flops! We’ve got something for everybody.  This week: An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of all time ever full stop. Perhaps.  A woman says she hopes we, as a society, stop believing women when they say things   Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.  

We’re hiking the fail trail. Join us. This week in fails: Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?) Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or just menopause? Cindy Silva has a very nice day, despite the fact that she divorced Kevin Costner three decades ago Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

The daily failing’s got us flailing.  This week: Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he? Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals. Do you want to eat mustard and cottage cheese every day to lose weight? No? TOO BAD.  Email us at [email protected], or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. 

Some fails are just paving the way for future success. Not these ones, though.  This week in daily fails: This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades  A 22-year-old “self made”  millionaire with rich parents says his generation is lazy Queen Camilla wore Dior, which is obviously a diss against Meghan Markle, but then things go really off the rails Email us at [email protected], or find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.