The Tape Measure Never Lies

Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN as they discuss whether he jinxed the Timberwolves by being overconfident. I also reminded him that the sports pain he is in means that at least he's alive! Try being a Browns fan, for god's sake! The NFL is thinking about re-vamping its off-season calendar. Luka has never committed a foul. Echo and the Bunnymen and more!Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In an unfinished piece of business from last week, Czabe mops up the shocking video of the Scheffler arrest that basically shows NONE of what is claimed in the official police report. ANDY POLLIN joins the show to add perspective to Bill Walton's life and legacy. Steven A. Smith should be suspended for outrageously slandering an NBA player. Angel Hernandez was fired ... er.... "retired" in the middle of the season. Laz Diaz and C.B. Bucknor ... you guys are next! Who is Dov Klieman and is he still running his X account? MORE . . . Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A weekend full of big NBA comebacks, a thrilling Indy 500, and a sobering suicide that rocks the PGA Tour. Bill Walton dead at 71, and the legend of his career defies belief. Czabe flies solo and tries to understand how a plastic chair mat can cost $ 60-fing-dollars! MORE . . . Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y for a wide variety of topics. Including the All-NBA Team announcements, and the fact this new TV deal will make Luca Doncic a $73M a year player. Antonio Brown is outta money. Shocker. Is Patrick Mahomes out of shape? My charter is too small. What's better, divorce or your wife going to prison for 13 years? Plus, WNBA players are already complaining about charter flights, and is Cameron Brink "hot" or just tall, blonde, and skinny? We report, you decide! MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Our boy Mr. Fantasy Football has a fevah, and the only cure is more buh-buh-buy-basketball! PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss the T'Wolves amazing series comeback against the champs. I play for him the origin story of John Tesh's iconic NBA on NBC theme "Roundball Rock". Charch also has a dilemma on his hands about whether to go to a concert opposite Game 1 of the WCF. Minnesota politics is more fucked up than you can imagine. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Basically the only way Scottie Scheffler can be stopped, is to literally arrest him for minor traffic violations. The strange saga of that rainy Friday morning in Louisville. CZABE goes solo after his golf trip to Pinehurst. The Timberwolves depose the champs. Reporters ask stupid questions and deserve to be clowned for them. Ant-Man and Towns are the comedy duo we need. Best cities to live in for 2024. ESPN's shameless hyping of Bronny James. Kendrick Perkins goes off script. Harrison Butker blowback. Marvin Harrison Jr. plays hardball. Windows PC's install horrible new feature. MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

So what if Bronny James is just 6-1 and not 6-4? His dad is LeBron! Am I right!? Well . . . we'll see. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and run through the following topics:Caitlyn-sanityKelsey Showin' Off The PlumsBoring NBA NicknamesDoug Gottleib Part-Time CoachKelce for RG3Inside the NBANFL vs. NBA AthletesFTG's!Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I'm all for teasing things, but hey, come on NFL! The wait is finally over on Wednesday night. PAUL CHARCHIAN and I discuss why it's crucial to know WHEN you play certain opponents. Also is there truly any "bad" QB contract you can't get out from underneath? Who would you "buy the dip" on more: Deshaun Watson or Jalen Hurts? The Justin Fields post-Bears character assasination has begun. Charch has given up on the T-Wolves already. How bad are 10:30 eastern starts for sports? Doug Gottleib gets coaching gig. MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to discuss how much hubbub a simple two feathers can create on a coaches shirt. But well, here we are people! Also discussed "bumble-ing" your way to dating through AI, Paul Pierce droppin' "N-bombs", the NBA Lottery gets buried at noon on Sunday, the upcoming draft looks like a rummage sale, Malbon golf pulling a "The Producers" stunt? MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Digital Assets, With Minimal Dad-barassmentWhat's In A Number?Riding Free, Riding SoloHow Does Steven A Smith Feel? Who Cares!The NBA Has Become Un-OfficiableMini-Camps, Major Media CoverageEA Football's First LookStormy Daniels Was Once HotAnthony Kim and Brandel Chamblee Twitter SpatXavier Lagette - Horse GuyExpensive Boat Fence Revenge"Hey, Keep That Bunting Down!"Our Sponsors:* Check out Fitbod: fitbod.me/CZABE* Go to badlandsranch.com/Czabe to get up to 50% off your regular-priced dog food order with a 90-day money-back guarantee. * Need to hire? You need Indeed. Just go to Indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy