Ballerina Farm: A Secret Epidural And A Shit Birthday Present

Honestly, every year we joke that the year has been a train-wreck, but this one? Fully derailed and off a cliff and definitely not demure or mindful. So what happened this year? Meghan Markle’s jam went nowhere, JLo’s This Is Me… Now saga imploded, Barnaby Joyce fell off a planter box, and JoJo Siwa crowned herself CEO of gay pop. From Trump's assassination attempt to the failed Wonka Experience and everything in between - get ready to reminisce so you can move on and have a Brat Summer.  Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories!  Watch this episode on Youtube here. Follow us on Instagram @thetwins_thoughtsENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!Gift a Mamamia subscription: Head here to give the best stuff for women. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" GrandeIt Ends With Us DramaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa BenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving! This week we welcome Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30. So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide.  Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.  SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zendaya might just be the best thing to come out of Disney (for those who grew up watching Nickelodeon that’s a big deal). She seems to do no wrong. BUT there's the rumoured drama surrounding Euphoria, where Zendaya plays a teen struggling with addiction. Why is season three taking so long? Then, there's those times Zendaya danced like no one was watching in malls, or the so-called "controversy" about the height difference with her boyfriend and Spiderman co-star Tom Holland (it's just an inch). Oh, and one of us actually met Zendaya and Zac Efron once... but was too busy having a full-blown Zac Efron meltdown to properly process it. You know, the usual. Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories!  Watch this episode on Youtube here. Follow us on Instagram @thetwins_thoughtsENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" GrandeIt Ends With Us DramaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa BenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi is a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" KardashianTwilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" SagaRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” PattinsonKristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" StewartLara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)Michael "One Night In Noosa" ClarkeBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are holding space/being held hostage by the biggest press tour of the year and we have no choice but to discuss the tornado that is Wicked Part One. It's absolute madness. Fans are overwhelmed, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are crying in every interview, and for those of us who haven’t dedicated our lives to the Wicked universe, we’re left with one overwhelming feeling: What is even happening?We will not be skipping the juiciest part, the affair. What exactly is an Ethan Slater and why was Ariana dealt the ultimate insult to women everywhere?Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories! ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" GrandeIt Ends With Us DramaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa BenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you've watched Gladiator II or you just love Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn or Pedro Pascal and need someone to make sense of your feelings, then this episode of The Spill is what you need.   These are unfiltered thoughts on Ridley Scott's epic action adventure, and from Paul Mescal and Denzel Washington's changing accents (and teeth) to the one question that infuriated the film’s creatives, nothing is off limits. This is a safe place to talk about the best and worst moments from Gladiator II.THE END BITSListen to Cancelled: Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview, here. Listen to The Spill: A Brutally Honest Review Of Nobody Wants This, here.Listen to The Spill: A Brutally Honest Review Of The Perfect Couple here. Listen to The Spill: A Brutally Honest Review Of Netflix's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Doco, here.Find The Spill podcast on Instagram here.Subscribe to The Spill Newsletter by clicking here. Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH:Do you have feedback or a topic you want us to discuss on The Spill? Send us a voice message, or send us an email [email protected] and we'll come back to you ASAP! WANT MORE?If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. Read all the latest entertainment news on Mamamia... here.   CREDITS Hosts: Laura Brodnik & Em Vernem Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish  Audio Producer: Scott Stronach Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter has lyrics and dance moves that prudes hate (not us, obviously). What has brought the Short N Sweet singer to the Cancelled courtroom? Well, that depends. Maybe ask the churchgoers who weren't thrilled about her filming a music video in their sacred space with the words "RIP BITCH" written everywhere (spoiler: a preacher got fired). Or maybe ask the people who have been stuck in her love triangles like Olivia Rodrigo, Camilla Cabello, Shawn Mendes and some other guy named Joshua Bassett. Is being too sexy a crime? Probably not, but we’ll investigate anyway because it’s fun. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is. This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts. But does the sentence fit the crimes? Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE! ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga   THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your boyfriend for the summer, right? As we investigate the Heidi vs Lauren feud and a sex tape, we keep getting pulled back to one sucky person: Spencer Pratt. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. There is this rumour about what Paul supposedly does after a one-night stand, and sure it sounds made up, but there's some evidence that's hard to ignore. Plus, he's given people the ick lately so let's get to the sexy bottom of it all. And of course, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.  Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: [email protected] END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.  CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.