Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast

Theme: The Glorious Human Body(CW: Minigame: multiple vulgar names for private parts. Question 1: menstruation. Question 2: chestfeeding. Question 3: genitalia size.)The FCC doesn’t want you to listen to this episode, because it’s TOO EDGY. We say all the things about all the private things on the human body, and we refuse to apologize! But also, we’re sorry.We’ll be covering post-breakup exit polls/poles, a Dewey Decimal System for fluids, combination tampon-vape-pens, and the exchange rate of human milk to TV/VCR combos. As always, Katie will try her best to keep it classy while the rest of us wallow in the muck. In our Bitch Yays, we shout outJade Van Kley, early baseball enthusiast, YouTuber Genetically Modified Skeptic, baseball umpires, Jomboy Media, YA novel Free Period by Ali Terese, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Ginger Minj, and newlyweds Taylor & Travis!Check out PowerTeam Studios' website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? Email us and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

Theme: Forbidden FoodsWell, Season 2 is in full swing, and we’re on our vigilante shit again, but this time we’re keeping our judgements punchy and peppy with the SEASON 2 SHOT CLOCK, brought to you by Samuel Beauregard’s Hand-Ground Stone-Ground Mustard!In this episode, we play the FIRST MINIGAME of Season 2 at least once, lambast (imaginary) power-hungry school administrators in Vermont, celebrate Pride month by calling out hetero shit, and Fanhausen out. PLUS, more life lessons from Afroman!! As an added bonus, Christine shares her essay on the upcoming wedding of Taylor and Travis! In our Bitch, Yays! we shout out:​Goddess Lizzo and her new album BITCH.​Comedian Taylor Tomlinson and her new book, Actually, Nevermind.​Romancing the Vote, July 1-5, a massive auction featuring your favorite authors, crafters, comic book artists, screenwriters, video game creators, scientists, and more! This year all money raised goes to Vote Riders and the Southern Coalition for Social Justice, two organizations fighting to preserve the right for every person to have their vote counted.​The Pridebrarian (Jess) of the Pridebrary, Emmy-nominated producer with a degree in Media Studies, exploring LGBTQ+, race, and gender representation in media and pop culture.​Wrestler Danhausen (again, but with a dash of basketball this time) and The New York Knicks for their epic curse-to-comeback saga.​Queer/bi/pan folks, and a reminder that (unless we state otherwise) we remain queer even when in a monogamous relationship with a person of any gender (ie, we did not “pick a side”) .

SEASON 2 PREMIEREHave you ever wondered: What do the hosts of Bitch Yes really do when they’re not judging strangers on the internet? Are the two respective couples actually married, or is it all for show? And where were they for the last two years? While you’re legally not allowed to ask us those questions, don’t worry dear listener, we asked each other for you! Not only do we reveal our own secret double lives, but you know we’ve also got your dose of judging all the a-holes on the internet for their secret double lives. We’ve got it all: smutty pen names, the difference between adult jobs and ADULT (wink) jobs, delicious uppance, and America’s most sacred MLM: The United States Postal Service. BONUS! We determine the Season 1 Minigame Champion through a gauntlet of rigorous Hunger Games-style tests (I assume; I haven’t seen the movies). BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:Buy co-host Katie Hallahan’s second book, The Twice-Wanted Witch, here! It’s the second fantasy novel in her McKenna Ellerbeck Series after The Twice-Sold Soul: A Steamy Demons and Witches Fantasy, which you can get here. They are fabulous, and you will love them!We also celebrate Orlando Regional Chess Association (ORCA), Greater Boston Crokinole, deity Taylor Swift, YouTuber Emma Thorne, rapper Afroman, wrestler Danhausen, comedian Josh Johnson, and mobile game Drop the Cat.Check out PowerTeam Studios' website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? Email us and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

In this episode tackling low-stakes AITA questions (recorded in 2024), Brandon pilots the USS Bad Faith Argument into the Multiverse, we play Capture the Red Flags, and we find out if Christine was secretly the asshole all along. Also, surprise! We make a thousand Star Trek (mostly The Next Generation) references in this one. This episode has bitch-trayal, the Manchurian Candidate, and meditations on the Buddha's personal hygiene. And also Farmville.ANNOUNCEMENT: Author and co-host Katie Hallahan just published her second book, The Twice-Wanted Witch!! Get it ⁠here⁠! Check out PowerTeam Studios' ⁠website⁠ for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? ⁠Email us⁠ and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

CW: Intro minigame: childbirth, Question 1: Alcoholism, Question 2: Breastfeeding, Question 3: Homophobia, Death, FuneralsPull on your laciest garters, practice your chicken dance, and set your monkey decapitation dial to Off, because it’s wedding (and funeral) time! There’s no alcohol in sight, but we have an open bar on crow and more boobs than you can shake a skewer at! Then you can help us toss out all those pesky funeral crashers.(Note: this episode was recorded in summer 2024.)ANNOUNCEMENT: Author and co-host Katie Hallahan just published her second book, The Twice-Wanted Witch!! Get it here! Check out PowerTeam Studios' website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? Email us and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

Well, it's a new year, and we're all putting away our kinaras, dreidels, Yule candles, and - wait, what's that you left in your stocking? It's the greatest gift of the holiday season - a Christmas episode of Bitch, Yes! In this episode we read familiar passages from the Santa Bible, try to figure out how much RAM you need for your calculator and/or butter churn, and trade out our multiverse spaceship for a multiverse sleigh. Recommended listening: Last year’s Christmas episode, Episode 6: Fool Me Twice, Shame on Christmas. We mention Sexy Jesus a few times in this ep, and we want you to have all the necessary context to enjoy that image with us. WARNING: The second half of this episode deals with Christmas people and characters and…revelations having to do with the magic of Christmas, so if you’re listening with children (which, like, why would you do that anyway? You’ve heard this podcast, right?), maybe send them off to bed before listening to that part. Bitch, Yay! Shoutouts: The fantastic novel The Twice-Sold Soul: A Steamy Demons and Witches Fantasy, by our own brilliant cohost Katie Hallahan! You can buy it here or at any online bookseller, and listen to the audiobook on Audible! Katie thanks everyone who has read, purchased, and reviewed her book The Twice-Sold Soul! The Orlando Regional Chess Alliance co-founded by our own Nick Perez! Check out their website and Linktree! Brandon shouts out open communication and the horror/fishing video game Dredge! Check out PowerTeam Studios’ website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole! Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AITA question online? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and we may answer your question on the show! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sells⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ License code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

Alternate title: The Lid-isode This week's theme is lids. What? Exactly. In this episode, Nick practices his ASMR skills, Christine brings out her soapbox to talk about barista rules, and we cover malicious AI fridges. We also touch on the timelessness of Ally McBeal. This episode is chock full of minigames, and you get to determine the winner of one! We'll post the poll on our ⁠Instagram⁠ this weekend! Be sure to follow us so you can vote on the winner! Bitch, Yay! Shoutouts: ⁠@RV.Katie⁠ on TikTok, who's raising awareness and funds for Fatima and her family in Gaza at this ⁠GoFundMe⁠ ⁠Fiction⁠, a board game ⁠mooncat⁠ nail polish Also check out Titan Wrestling Online by 2MB Studios on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ to see TWO Seasons 1-3 and their upcoming seasons! And if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole! Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AITA question online? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and we may answer your question on the show! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! And follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more great content! Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sells⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ License code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

Alternate title: Am I the Accountant? This money-themed episode can only be described as Super Terrific. In it, Katie tries on Brandon's tinfoil hat, we determine what 50% of rich is, and the Jetsons meet the Flinstones (again). Also, Brandon tries to pilot us to a multiverse untouched by the patriarchy (but we're unable to comprehend it). Please note, this episode was appropriately recorded back during tax season, in March. Bitch, Yay! Shoutouts: The Floor, a game show Brandon Sanderson, a Sci-Fi/Fantasy author Karina from Aespa, a K-Pop Group (related CNN Article) The State of the Union 2024 Also check out Titan Wrestling Online by 2MB Studios on ⁠Twitch⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, and ⁠YouTube⁠ to see TWO Seasons 1-3 and their upcoming seasons! And if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole! Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AITA question online? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and we may answer your question on the show! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! And follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more great content! Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sells⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ License code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

We're back and bitchier than ever! In our triumphant return from hiatus, we present you a food-themed sequel to Episode 9: The Eggisode. In this one, we move on from breakfast to a robust lunch and dinner. Talking points include booby-trapped Pad Thai, the world's funniest lasagna, and Brandon's favorite lost Seinfeld episode. This week in Bitch, Yay!, we shoutout: Taylor Swift (again, because she's Taylor f*cking Swift and we love her forever) Terror Ball, a revamping of the Blaseball simulator (a horror fantasy baseball RPG) Storyteller, a Netflix game on Steam and iOS Harbor Sweets Handmade Chocolates in Salem, MA Wyrmspan, a board game about dragons Also check out Titan Wrestling Online by 2MB Studios on Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube to see TWO Seasons 1-3 and their upcoming seasons! And if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole! Want to find out if you're the a-hole? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and we may answer your question on the show! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! And follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more great content! Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sells⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ License code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

We've covered parenting, weddings, and Christmas traditions. Now we tackle the most important topic: EGGS! In this Eggisode, we play another round of our favorite minigame, What's Gonna Happen Next?, give both our first Bitches Down and Bitch Whoopsy ratings, dive into the context of cake, get some backyard chicken action, and find Brandon's Platonic Ideal of an AITA question. This week in Bitch, Yay!, we shoutout: Katie's upcoming book, The Twice-Sold Soul, coming out this fall from Orbit Works! Brandon's live show Breaking Board at Pax East, on Friday, March 22 at the BCEC in Boston, 6:30 pm! Goddess Taylor Swift's upcoming album The Tortured Poets Department! and Nick and Christine's daughter, Banca, who was on the honor roll! Our PowerTeam Studios podcasts are going freeform with our schedule. Bitch, Yes! will now be coming out twice a month for your auditory pleasure. Be sure to subscribe and follow the show on your podcatcher and on socials to be notified of new episodes automatically! And if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole! Want to find out if you're the a-hole? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Email us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and we may answer your question on the show! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! And follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more great content! Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sells⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ License code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC