Robert loves Persona 30 million!

You can't juggle illegal business activities and multiple affairs, pick a lane.  Humble wants to protect hackers from you.  Big Walk dev says that it used AI but it's okay because they know AI is bad.  Microsoft gave us the opportunity today to get old school notes (like, handwritten) from our producer. Thanks Microsoft! Come play with us!

Ocarina is out!! Wolverine sells lots, and that's bad. Mario Kart World sells lots and that's good.  Atari is making a new old computer! Sentinel is not a place! Robotnick and Sans are both bald! Come play with us!

RIP Patrick Stewart. You will be missed. FYI: Best Wishes is an inappropriate thing to say to people who have lost a loved one.  210 GB is really not too much to ask of a true fan.  Robert teaches us what 'stupid hit boxes are'. In honor of Halloween, the theme for our game is monsters. Clearly, Robert has made the producer mad somehow because he was supposed to guess Husk (Panda = PVZ zombie). Come play with us!

Robert's Mass Effect prediction has manifested.  It's amazing what you can do with e-readers.  Fortnite disappoints once again.  Is Obi Wan Kenobi a furry in his spare time? We may never know.  Both of our VG characters (Snow Villers and Miles Prower) have last names. LAST NAMES! What kind of prompt is that? Do you know how many characters have last names??? /end rant Come play with us!

Fire Emblem DLC, you're doing too much! AI agents≠number of hours played. Epic≠Steam Cooking Mama and KIrby are guessed so easily that the producer is displeased.  Robert LOVES Tenebris Somnia! We, at Zeboyd, would like to sincerely apologize to the country of Argentina and its citizens. We have no idea what was wrong with Robert at the time of the incident, and want to make it clear he meant no harm, he knows the name of your country but he was having a stupid brain moment. Thank you for your understanding. Come play with us!  

Restructuring at Paramount and Warner Bros (F*** Warner Bros). XP is a dumb name for a division with malintent toward videogames.  Robert encourages hackers to mess with new AI game.  Robert finally crafted his special staff! Yay! And he has a new amulet! Gold star! The dorky lead in Resident Evil leads us into a very strange discussion about L and Light. Its amazing how fast your mind hides all Robot knowledge the minute you need it! (Robert = Robo, Chrono Trigger Panda = Mega Man) Come play with us!  

New Starfox Multiplayer stuff (that Robert doesn't need because he doesn't like playing with others)! Robert really loves talking about Persona! Are Gears of War: E-Day devs going to be fired to avoid bonuses? We cannot avoid the Jacob Geller news. Robert has a hard time guessing Lunar Princess Ranni (Renna) despite OBVIOUS clues. Come play with us!

If there is no game in the GTA 6 special edition, then what edition is special? Robert has terrible luck picking Kickstarters to back. You can't go wrong switching developers in the middle of development.  Are your loading screens too short? We can fix that with ads! We play guess the character, Robert is adept guessing Mommy, and Panda fails at guessing Amy Rose. Come play with us!

Dragon Quest hits big sales milestone. Robert is pleased. The most popular character in Resident Evil according to fans is Elza Walker! (JK its Leon) Do Resident Evil fans have a sense of humor? We play a game that gets a little chaotic.  Robert is trying to make a staff in POE but is failing. Silly Robert.  Come play with us!

Smell-o-vision upsetting to REAL gamers. KOJIMAAAAAA! Steam data leak has brought great joy to our household.  What else would the Legend of Zelda movie be called??? Bestselling videogame of the year: Meccha Chameleon! Can you marry a shelf? Come play with us!