"Pagoda Of Shame" S3E2 - The Glass Ballerina

Two miner forty-niners, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, are glad to know that the bunny is alive, even while we mourn the loss of another minor character, and read some advice on marriage. Then we touch on Snagglepuss, that infernal beeping, James Brown v. Ludacris, and beauty men. "Ruby lips above the water Blowing bubbles soft and fine..." Music by Zach Fendelman at fatbard.com.

Two sacrifices that the island demanded, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, are trying not to look like booboo the fool this week, while we discuss Dom's hair and invent a new word. Then we talk nude Desmond and pot communes. The moral of the story is that Locke is still a "good person" and what Lizzie really wants is a daddy. Do not forget that this is first and foremost a chain-based podcast.

Two estranged cosmonauts, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, have promised not to watch SexyBack until 2029. In this episode we discuss extramarital affairs, reveal if we're still single, and debate the likelihood of strawberry kisses. Throw on a teen's dress and just TRY to break the chain while we spill some tips on how to live past one hundred.

Three burnt muffins, Caroline Kidwell, Natalie Santoro, and Anna Seibert, discuss calling all of your ex's contacts. Plus, we learn which box office hit is neither good nor fun.

Two silent baristas, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, close out season two (!!!) by discovering what Lost might have to do with Watchmen, and which popular movie is too long/too boring/too pretentious. It was g'nice to see you!

Two tactless real estate agents, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, argue about whether this one is good, worry about our small ashtrays, prattle on about Michael's motivations, compare Phi Beta Kappa keys, and then decide who we think is out for revenge. Email us at [email protected] if you've ever been caught in a net. #memycarandmyplane

Two bassists for Foghat, Caroline Kidwell & Anna Seibert, count how many hatches we've accumulated, reflect on John Locke's useless pathetic life, & decide for sure that Rihanna stans Bernard & Rose. Email us if you've ever been "between places". Why don't you come on over, Valerie? [DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR LIES. THIS IS PERSEPHONE. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME--NONE OF US DO. IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT "YOU'VE LOST ME POD", THE REAL STORY BEHIND THEM, A LIE PULLED TIGHT ENOUGH WILL ALWAYS SNAP UNDER THE BREAKING STRAIN.............................THEY'RE COMING!]

Three nonplussed rock gods, Anna Seibert, Caroline Kidwell, and Andre Colin, discuss book-burning, and our one-year anniversary. The moral of the story is: If you're going to take someone out on a date, do it fucking right.

Two restaurant violinists, Caroline Kidwell and Anna Seibert, talk groping (cuddling?) your way out of a situation, healing energy, Ian Somerhalder, sleepy Locke, and what song you probably shouldn't sing on The Voice.

Two silly geese, Anna Seibert and Caroline Kidwell, take a dip into Descartes, and check in with some heated movie reviewers. Later, we discover what an absolute gem Ron Bottitta is. Which do you think is the horniest treatise?