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FBI raids, Back-to-back Terminator 2s & the SCAM of the Week. “The early bird was actually a donkey.”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Hell Policies, AI Influencers & the Chicken Hitman.“You can’t show up to hell with some milk-toast scam”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Meal Tracking Coworkers, Bald Hall Passes & the SCAM of the Week“If you're bald, you're already starting with an 0-2 count"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Declining IQ's, Chopped Unc's & the SCAM of the Week“The kids are failing Jim Carrey 202"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Wonka Knobs, New Years Diapers & the SCAM of the Week“If you're on a train or bus nowadays, there's a considerable chance you're sitting 3 rows from patient zero in 28 Days Later”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

LIE-MDB, The Tea App & the Hedge Fund Salad SCAM“That's basically what the Tea App is...Yelp for HAGS"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Spinach-Filled Stag Parties, the Tomfoolery Police and the Scorned Ex SCAM"If you were inside a DICKS Sporting Goods and even dribbled a basketball once, the Tomfoolery police were immediately dispatched to cease your activity"Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Lamb’s Breath, Propaganda Cabinets & the Ozempic Scam“There’s a place on Altoid Avenue….”Support the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Popes, Plane Clappers, Plinko Deliveries and more"I'm not confessing anything to some guy from Chicago"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media

Escape Rooms, Non-Ticking Boyfriends and the 'Uber Eats Bike Tipping' SCAM."Something tells me if she jumped off the Titanic, you wouldn't hear her ticking anymore"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the showSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social media