85: THIS MIDCARD TITLE CREATES WORLD CHAMPIONS

CREAMERS! IT'S THE HALLOWEEN EDITION OF WRESTLECREAM, AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED.. WAIT THAT WAS FROM.. FORGET IT. ANY WHO, GUESS WHAT? OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS ARE VERY CELEBRATORY ABOUT HALLOWEEN. DID THEY DRESS UP AGAIN? NO, HJ FORGOT . BUT WHAT THEY LACK IN COSTUMES, THEY MAKE UP FOR IN CHUTZPAH! HAPPY HALLOWEEN LOVE YOUUUUU!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA CREAMSTERS! CREAMERS, WHATEVER. Anyways so on this tastey lil eppy out beautiful boys create an army of frankencream's wrestlers! it's gonna pop your top off, for crying out loud!

what up Creamers? on this episode, the boys play the hits... so... it's a lot of fun still, don't you worry your pretty little butt. special thanks to TimeCo and their latest product the FastFlush for sponsoring this week's episode!

SUP CREAMERS? YOU KNOW HOW LIKE, WRESTLETALK AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CONTENT PEOPLE DO THOSE VIDEOS WHERE THEY'RE ALL LIKE "POP THIS BALLOON WHEN YOU HEAR A BETTER WRESTLER THAN BRET HART" OR LIKE, "SPEAK WHEN YOU HEAR A BIGGER MOMENT THAN DANIEL BRYAN WINNING THE TITLES AT MANIA 30" OR WHATEVER? WELL OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS... THEY DID THAT TYPE OF THAAANG. BUT THEY DID IT WRESTLECREAM STYLE BAAAABBYYYYYYY

AAYYYY CREAMERS! on this delicious in your tum tum episode, our beloved beautiful boys play a lil game of Plane Ride From Heaven.. 

Creammmmeeerrrrsssss our boys are back in town and they're catching up with each other after several weeks of ghosting one another for no good reason!!

ayoooo Creamers! out beloved beautiful boys were captured by some sort of Time God and placed in a prison where time moves backwards. so the show you know and love, this week is in reverse!!

ayyy Creamers!!! you know what time it is!! this week, Sammy Daddy had to pull a solo Sammy power hour because old "Hot" Joe was on a camping trip, during wildfires which caused the air quality to dip below the rest of the entire world!!! anywho, Sammy Daddy is gonna learn ya something. just which WWE midcard title is the best path to the world title!? 

OMG OMG OMG OMG Guess what? you're right! did you only know because of the title of the episode? mmmm. ok, i believe you. anyways, as you just said outloud to yourself, it's the Shark's Week special! our boys are gonna save Shark's Week AND save pro-wrestling as we know it! and as is tradition, they're going to tell you just who is.... the Shark's Week Sharks of the Week!!!!!!

CREAMERS, IS THAT YOU? OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SEEING YOUR FACE! I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER! SINCE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, BREATHING, DANCING, ETC. I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY INVITE YOU TO THIS WEEK'S EPPY WHERE OUR BEAUTIFUL BOYS PLAY A LIL GAME OF "CREAM" "OR" "SCREAM". YOU'LL LIKE IT, I BET.